History Quotes / RichBitch

11th Oct '16 5:45:10 PM MarkLungo
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->''"I don't think there are any golden toilets in Ireland, which was probably an issue."''

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->''"I don't think there are any golden toilets in Ireland, UsefulNotes/{{Ireland}}, which was probably an issue."''
31st May '15 11:00:18 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon... She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I don't think [[ObligatoryJoke there are any golden toilets in Ireland]], which was probably an issue.)"''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/justin-bieber-is-so-sorry-about-horrible-racist-joke-i-1584700470 Jezebel]]'''''

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)''
->''And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesnít want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''

to:

->''"Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon... She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I ->''"I don't think [[ObligatoryJoke there are any golden toilets in Ireland]], Ireland, which was probably an issue.)"''
"''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/justin-bieber-is-so-sorry-about-horrible-racist-joke-i-1584700470 Jezebel]]'''''

->''"On January 5, 2015,
Jezebel]]''''', "Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon"

->''"[[Series/TheRealHousewives
Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice Giudice]] once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)''
->''And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesnít want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''
)"''
26th Feb '15 9:49:45 AM Prfnoff
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-->--'''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"

->''"[[GratuitousFrench Les Riches Bitches]] have but one object in view -- and that is to have more clothes and more jewelry and more houses and cars and servants than anyone else. If having more husbands than anyone else is going to make them able to have more of the other things, they do that too. Usually they have a few children, as an excuse for hanging onto their husbands, who often get restive, or because they wish to have something to get cash for in case there is a divorce."''
-->--'''Elizabeth Hawes''', ''Why Women Cry; or, Wenches with Wrenches''

to:

-->--'''Hall -->-- '''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"

->''"[[GratuitousFrench ->''[[GratuitousFrench Les Riches Bitches]] have but one object in view -- and that is to have more clothes and more jewelry and more houses and cars and servants than anyone else. If having more husbands than anyone else is going to make them able to have more of the other things, they do that too. Usually they have a few children, as an excuse for hanging onto their husbands, who often get restive, or because they wish to have something to get cash for in case there is a divorce."''
-->--'''Elizabeth Hawes''',
''
-->--
''Why Women Cry; or, Wenches with Wrenches''
Wrenches'' by Elizabeth Hawes
19th Dec '14 9:09:25 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/teresa-giudices-crisis-manager-dropped-her-ass-for-asking-a-judge-to-send-her-to-the-orange-is-the-new-black-prison/ DListed]]''''', "Teresa Giudiceís Crisis Manager Dropped Her Ass For Asking A Judge To Send Her To The ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' Prison"

to:

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/teresa-giudices-crisis-manager-dropped-her-ass-for-asking-a-judge-to-send-her-to-the-orange-is-the-new-black-prison/ DListed]]''''', Michael K.]]''', "Teresa Giudiceís Crisis Manager Dropped Her Ass For Asking A Judge To Send Her To The ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' Prison"
5th Dec '14 4:12:25 PM johnnyfog
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->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\
And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesnít want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''

to:

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\
And
)''
->''And
Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesnít want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''
1st Dec '14 11:41:29 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon... She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I don't think [[ObligatoryJoke there are any golden toilets in Ireland]], which was probably an issue.)"''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/justin-bieber-is-so-sorry-about-horrible-racist-joke-i-1584700470 Jezebel]]'''''
1st Dec '14 9:56:05 PM johnnyfog
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->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that [[AssPull some law]] states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\

to:

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesnít want to live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that [[AssPull some law]] law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\
1st Dec '14 9:55:42 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift is richer than Jesus, The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time sheís photographed walking out of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (Iím assuming she gets paid for that shit), AND just announced sheís going on tour, which means sheíll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isnít about to let any of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I donít know anything about making money on the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all her songs off Spotify because she wasnít making enough money, then she might also want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove to IKEA, and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, and I didnít pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! Youíre losing money!"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/03/taylor-swift-just-yanked-all-her-music-off-spotify/ DListed]]'''''

to:

->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift is richer than Jesus, ->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time sheís photographed walking out Real Housewives of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (Iím assuming New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she gets paid got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shit), AND just announced sheís going on tour, which means sheíll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isnít about to let any Bureau of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I donít know anything about Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making money on accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I donít want to live in somebody elseís house. Thatís gross'',' so Iím surprised and disappointed in her that she didnít ask the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all judge to build her songs off Spotify a new prison, because she wasnít making enough money, then she might also doesnít want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove live in somebody elseís prison. Thatís gross. (Cut to IKEA, the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that [[AssPull some law]] states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\
And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]]
and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, thinks they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, really shoot there. Teresa doesnít want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and I didnít pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! Youíre losing money!"''
ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/03/taylor-swift-just-yanked-all-her-music-off-spotify/ DListed]]'''''
com/2014/10/21/teresa-giudices-crisis-manager-dropped-her-ass-for-asking-a-judge-to-send-her-to-the-orange-is-the-new-black-prison/ DListed]]''''', "Teresa Giudiceís Crisis Manager Dropped Her Ass For Asking A Judge To Send Her To The ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' Prison"
4th Nov '14 4:35:40 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''HallAndOates''', "Rich Girl"

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-->--'''HallAndOates''', -->--'''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"
4th Nov '14 4:31:43 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift'' is richer than Jesus, The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time sheís photographed walking out of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (Iím assuming she gets paid for that shit), AND just announced sheís going on tour, which means sheíll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isnít about to let any of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I donít know anything about making money on the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all her songs off Spotify because she wasnít making enough money, then she might also want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove to IKEA, and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, and I didnít pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! Youíre losing money!"''

to:

->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift'' Music/TaylorSwift is richer than Jesus, The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time sheís photographed walking out of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (Iím assuming she gets paid for that shit), AND just announced sheís going on tour, which means sheíll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isnít about to let any of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I donít know anything about making money on the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all her songs off Spotify because she wasnít making enough money, then she might also want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove to IKEA, and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, and I didnít pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! Youíre losing money!"''
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