History Quotes / RichBitch

-->-- '''Don Genie''', ''[[VideoGame/FZero F-Zero GX]]''

->'''Dorien''': I know. Life's a bitch. Ha. ''Bye''!

-->-- '''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"

->''"I don't think there are any golden toilets in Ireland, which was probably an issue."''

->''"Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon... She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I don't think [[ObligatoryJoke there are any golden toilets in Ireland]], which was probably an issue.)"''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/justin-bieber-is-so-sorry-about-horrible-racist-joke-i-1584700470 Jezebel]]'''''

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I don’t want to live in somebody else’s house. That’s gross'',' so I’m surprised and disappointed in her that she didn’t ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesn’t want to live in somebody else’s prison. That’s gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)''
->''And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesn’t want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''

-->--'''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"

->''"[[GratuitousFrench Les Riches Bitches]] have but one object in view -- and that is to have more clothes and more jewelry and more houses and cars and servants than anyone else. If having more husbands than anyone else is going to make them able to have more of the other things, they do that too. Usually they have a few children, as an excuse for hanging onto their husbands, who often get restive, or because they wish to have something to get cash for in case there is a divorce."''
-->--'''Elizabeth Hawes''', ''Why Women Cry; or, Wenches with Wrenches''

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/21/teresa-giudices-crisis-manager-dropped-her-ass-for-asking-a-judge-to-send-her-to-the-orange-is-the-new-black-prison/ DListed]]''''', "Teresa Giudice’s Crisis Manager Dropped Her Ass For Asking A Judge To Send Her To The ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' Prison"

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I don’t want to live in somebody else’s house. That’s gross'',' so I’m surprised and disappointed in her that she didn’t ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesn’t want to live in somebody else’s prison. That’s gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that some law states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\
And Teresa probably wants to go to Danbury, because she thinks ''Orange is the New Black'' [[TaughtByTelevision is a documentary]] and thinks they really shoot there. Teresa doesn’t want to be away from her only true love, the cameras, and ripping them apart would be [[AttentionWhore the biggest punishment of all]]."''

->''"On January 5, 2015, Teresa Giudice of ''[[Series/TheRealHousewives The Real Housewives of New Jersey]]'' begins serving the 15 months she got for taking part in the grifting schemes orchestrated by that shady chimp Juicy Joe and instead of trying to cooperate with the Bureau of Prisons, bitch is [[GildedCage making accommodation requests]]... Teresa Giudice once said, [='=]''I don’t want to live in somebody else’s house. That’s gross'',' so I’m surprised and disappointed in her that she didn’t ask the judge to build her a new prison, because she doesn’t want to live in somebody else’s prison. That’s gross. (Cut to the judge opening a letter from Teresa claiming that [[AssPull some law]] states that she has the right to serve her sentence in a new prison built for her because used prisons are gross.)\\\

->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift is richer than Jesus, The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time she’s photographed walking out of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (I’m assuming she gets paid for that shit), AND just announced she’s going on tour, which means she’ll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isn’t about to let any of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I don’t know anything about making money on the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all her songs off Spotify because she wasn’t making enough money, then she might also want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove to IKEA, and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, and I didn’t pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! You’re losing money!"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/03/taylor-swift-just-yanked-all-her-music-off-spotify/ DListed]]'''''

-->--'''HallAndOates''', "Rich Girl"

->''"Even though Music/TaylorSwift'' is richer than Jesus, The Monopoly Man, and Scrooge McDuck combined, AND makes a million dollars every time she’s photographed walking out of her apartment looking like a limited edition My Size American Girl doll (I’m assuming she gets paid for that shit), AND just announced she’s going on tour, which means she’ll be stuffing even more dollar bills into her retro high-waisted shorts, AND the fact that her album ''1989'' has already gone triple-rhodium on Earth, Mars, and Uranus, Taylor Swift isn’t about to let any of us listen to ''Shake It Off'' without getting a handful of cash first...I don’t know anything about making money on the internet (unless you count posting in the misc. section of Craigslist), but if Tay Tay yanked all her songs off Spotify because she wasn’t making enough money, then she might also want to have a word with radio stations. Yesterday I drove to IKEA, and the whole way there it was nothing but ''Shake It Off''. Pop station? ''Shake It Off''. Classic Rock station? ''Shake It Off''. 101.5 Classical FM? ''Shake It Off''. Then when I got to IKEA, they were playing a Swedish version of ''Shake It Off'' called ''Skakë It Børt''. I must have heard that shit 6,374 times, and I didn’t pay her a single cent! Tay Tay, get on that! You’re losing money!"''

-->--'''Hall & Oates''', "Rich Girl"

->''[[GratuitousFrench Les Riches Bitches]] have but one object in view -- and that is to have more clothes and more jewelry and more houses and cars and servants than anyone else. If having more husbands than anyone else is going to make them able to have more of the other things, they do that too. Usually they have a few children, as an excuse for hanging onto their husbands, who often get restive, or because they wish to have something to get cash for in case there is a divorce.''