History Quotes / RealityIsOutToLunch

3rd Dec '17 5:57:11 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->With the fall of Praag, a wind of solid darkness blew from the [[EldritchLocation Realm of Chaos]] and swept over the land. Out through the Chaos Gates it roared, over the Troll Country and into Northern Kislev. The malign wind blew through the streets of Praag, howling and screaming, and where it passed, the boiling Aethyr followed, absorbing that land of men.
->The streets of Praag bowed and warped before its might. Men and stone twisted and became as one. Living things melted and reformed within the very fabric of the city's streets. [[AndIMustScream Souls were imprisoned in torment, crying out from twisted stones]]. Anguished and distorted faces peered out from cracked and warped walls. Agonized limbs writhed from the pavements. Pillars groaned with voices that once belonged to living beings. Praag had become an incarnate and walking nightmare - a taste for all of what lay ahead should the [[GodOfEvil Chaos Gods]] prove victorious.
-->--''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Liber Chaotica]]''
20th Oct '17 9:33:31 PM AuraXtreme
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->"I am somewhat preoccupied with telling the laws of physics to sit down and shut up."
-->--'''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
18th Oct '17 6:11:29 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->Leak detected! Malevolent idioplasm gushes. Liquid anti-dream. Laws of gravity and polar magnetism warp. Compasses go insane. Heed the floating stones. See the neon tetra glimmer. A foreboding, magical place. Romanian bedtime stories come to life. And now a new mechanical sound, not the [[MegaCorp Orochi]] digging devices, but a [[CosmicKeystone subterranean machine not built by human hands]].
->And all the while come the spoors, a contagious prayer of titan molds silently preaching a [[EldritchAbomination tentacular cosmology]].
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
13th May '17 8:12:39 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''Reality Bites It:'''
->In [[MultipleEndings this variant]], no [[SealedEvilInACan monster lives at the bottom of]] [[EldritchLocation the swimming hole]] - no face is given to the enemy. Here, however, the draining does more than just [[MakeAWish bring subconscious wishes to reality]]: ''weirder'' things happen. Realty begins to break down. Hallucinations are given shape and form. Passing thoughts are carved into the walls of the quarry, or painted on local houses or business in blood. Roads out of town either disappear into a dense fog or simply break off and disappear into a wretched, grey canyon. [[TalkingAnimal Animals speak]], [[AnimateInanimateObject inanimate objects gain lunatic sentience]], and all water becomes flammable. The membrane between this world and the spirit world thins and tears, and the characters must deal with the result.
-->--"The Swimming Hole," ''[[TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness Mysterious Places]]''
27th Oct '15 10:38:39 AM Blueeyedrat
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->This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down, and ''[[NewEraSpeech I reign supreme!]]''
-->--'''Bill Cipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Weirdmageddon (Part 1)"
26th Jul '15 6:42:17 PM Lopiny
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-->-- '''Narator''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->-- '''Narator''', '''Narrator''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''


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-> ''Factory-engines roar like false lions. Blood thunders in the dock-pipes. Crimson lightning skitters across the deck, leaps to the rail, coils there like a cat. The city is reflected in glassy-calm harbour water: the citizens there have the heads of dogs and serpents.''

-> ''Hell has brought freedom to the Iron Republic: freedom from all laws, even those of nature.''
-->--''Videogame/SunlessSea''
23rd Jun '15 9:42:37 AM dalek955
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->'''Vexxarr:''' So any energetic oxidation of flammable gas results in small disgusting mammals...\\
'''Minionbot:''' That seems to be the case.\\
'''Vexxarr:''' So how are we able to ''live'' in this framework of physical laws?\\
'''Minionbot:''' Would you like to see your X-rays?\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Not really.\\
'''Minionbot:''' Just as well. They all scurried off and hid in the air vents before we could really study them.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''
27th Apr '15 3:50:14 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->-- '''David Abraham''', ''ImprobableIsland''

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-->-- '''David Abraham''', ''ImprobableIsland''
''VideoGame/ImprobableIsland''
28th Jul '12 3:23:29 AM FELH2
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-->-- ''[[{{Discworld/Sourcery}} Sourcery]]'', TerryPratchett

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-->-- ''[[{{Discworld/Sourcery}} Sourcery]]'', TerryPratchett
''Discworld/{{Sourcery}}'', Creator/TerryPratchett



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12th May '12 9:32:46 PM TBeholder
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-> ''Ghosts aren't a rare sight in here. Things that exist tend to disappear, while things that don't tend to appear. Auditory hallucinations and similar occurences aren't out of the ordinary. You won't get the job done if you lose composure whenever it happens. Besides, world-renowned scientists are working day and night to solve similar supernatural phenomena in this facility. Our job is to provide an optimal working environment for them, which isn't an easy thing to do. In any case you guys aren't allowed to leave this place for the next month without exception. Even if you die.''
-->-- PANDORA employee at Hell's Gate complex to his newly arrived bunch of laboratory rats... err... [[JanitorImpersonationInfiltration infiltrated agents]] and other janitors, ''DarkerThanBlack''


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-> ''Ghosts Ghosts aren't a rare sight in here. Things that exist tend to disappear, while things that don't tend to appear. Auditory hallucinations and similar occurences aren't out of the ordinary. \\
You won't get the job done if you lose composure whenever it happens. Besides, world-renowned scientists are working day and night to solve similar supernatural phenomena in this facility. \\
Our job is to provide an optimal working environment for them, which isn't an easy thing to do. In any case you guys aren't allowed to leave this place for the next month without exception. \\
Even if you die.''
die.
-->-- PANDORA employee at Hell's Gate complex to his newly arrived bunch of the fresh laboratory rats... err... er, [[JanitorImpersonationInfiltration infiltrated agents]] and other janitors, ''DarkerThanBlack''

''Anime/DarkerThanBlack''



-> ''I don't know what you, as outsiders, can do about this place. If you try to nuke it, then the missile will probably change into a sperm whale or something. If you send soldiers, their weapons might backfire, or not work at all, or turn into bananas.''

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-> ''I I don't know what you, as outsiders, can do about this place. If you try to nuke it, then the missile will probably change into a sperm whale or something. If you send soldiers, their weapons might backfire, or not work at all, or turn into bananas.''
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