History Quotes / PutonABus

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!!WebOriginal

-->--'''''[[https://dlisted.com/2020/10/09/lenny-kravitz-says-that-bill-cosby-fired-lisa-bonet-from-a-different-world-because-she-got-pregnant/#more-382334 Dlisted]]'''''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-x-files-season-eight.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ "10 Most Implausible, Unpleasant, And Infuriating Ways Sci-fi Shows Kill Off Main Characters"]]

!!RealLife

-->--'''Creator/AllySheedy''' on not appearing in ''Film/ShortCircuit 2''

->''"I’m only going to appear in 11 episodes this year now you’ve agreed to [[WagTheDirector give me more money",]] ''says [[Creator/DavidDuchovny Duchovny.]]'' "Fine, but I’m going to [[DistressedDude strap you in a chair and torture you horribly]] for being such a pain in the ass," ''responds [[Creator/ChrisCarter Carter.]]''

->''"I’m only going to appear in 11 episodes this year now you’ve agreed to give me more money", ''says [[Creator/DavidDuchovny Duchovny.]]'' "Fine, but I’m going to [[JamesBondage strap you in a chair and torture you horribly]] for being such a pain in the ass," ''responds [[Creator/ChrisCarter Carter.]]''

->''"Back in Wilson High\\

And took my friends away"''

->"I’m only going to appear in 11 episodes this year now you’ve agreed to give me more money", ''says Duchovny.'' "Fine, but I’m going to [[BadassInDistress strap you in a chair and torture you horribly]] for being such a pain in the ass," ''responds Carter.''

->''"When it comes to writing off a character, [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascending 'em into a higher plane of existence]] is probably the cheesiest way to go. You get to mourn the character as if they had truly died, but all the while the audience is deep down well aware that they will probably come back someday... ..."Ascension" is even responsible for getting Creator/WilWheaton out of the gruesome demise he so desperately, desperately deserved on STTNG when Wesley Crusher becomes a Traveler after turning emo and meeting some Indians ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer seriously]])."''

-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->"You don't have to worry about [[Creator/BruceWillis Church]] anymore. He's, uh, he's out of the picture."
-->-- '''Max Drummer''', ''Film/TheExpendables3''

->'''Chris''': As much as this show has moved on from Lana, it seems weird that they didn’t get Kristin Kreuk to [[BackForTheFinale make an appearance in some capacity]]. Did they blow their entire guest star budget on Rosenbaum?\\

-->-- '''{{Weezer}}''', "Mykel and Carli"

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

-->-- '''Max Drummer''', ''[[Film/TheExpendables The Expendables 3]]''

->"You don't have to worry about Church anymore. He's, uh, he's out of the picture."

->"I’m only going to appear in 11 episodes this year now you’ve agreed to give me more money", ''says Duchovny.'' "Fine, but I’m going to strap you in a chair and torture you horribly for being such a pain in the ass," ''responds Carter.''

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional 'farewell to' portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In the single [[AssPull trashiest and laziest retcon]] in the series history we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight With whom she never particularly got along]], and who is [[FridgeHorror a raging misogynist]] with violent tendencies."''
-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/06/i-was-beginning-to-fear-you-had-lost.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E1TheMysteriousPlanet}} "The Mysterious Planet"]]

->''"When it comes to writing off a character, [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascending 'em into a higher plane of existence]] is probably the cheesiest way to go. You get to mourn the character as if they had truly died, but all the while the audience is deep down well aware that they will probably come back someday... Kes in ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' was an Ocampa who evolved into an energy being only to come back and have a mental breakdown that nearly destroyed the ship. Daniel Jackson in ''Series/StargateSG1'' casts off his mortal form [[TheyKilledKenny more often than he changes socks]]; by the second time it happens his commander actually refuses to believe he is dead, and for good reason, since he spent the last season and a half chatting with his ghostly form. Cordelia in ''{{Series/Angel}}'' becomes one of the Powers That Be, which has the downside of opening a spot for [[ReplacementScrappy Angel's son Connor]] on the cast...Ascension is even responsible for getting Creator/WilWheaton out of the gruesome demise he so desperately, desperately deserved on STTNG when Wesley Crusher becomes a Traveler after turning emo and meeting some Indians ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer seriously]])."''

->'''Chris''': As much as this show has moved on from Lana, it seems weird that they didn’t get Kristin Kreuk to [[BackForTheFinale make an appearance in some capacity]]. Did they blow their entire guest star budget on Rosenbaum?
->'''David''': Well, I’m sure Kreuk had more important proj — [[Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi aaaaahahahaahah]], no, I can’t finish that sentence...Good luck, Kristin! Congratulations on escaping the ''Titanic'', even though you were [[TheScrappy the Goddamn iceberg.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->''"Pete Ross returns, chews kryptonite gum, turns into an asshole, then leaves. Supergirl appears, signs up for Smallville's 'Miss Sweet Corn' beauty pageant, disappears for a while, shows up again, then leaves once more. Plots are raised, then dropped without warning, and it all culminates in Lana and Lex leaving Smallville for B-actor obscurity, a sad moment that should have carried more weight than it did. "''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/08/10_incredibly_stupid_things_smallville_gave_us_ins.php "10 Incredibly Stupid Things Smallville Gave Us (Instead of Superman)"]]

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional 'farewell to' portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In the single [[AssPull trashiest and laziest retcon]] in the series history we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight With whom she never particularly got along]], and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist]] with violent tendencies."''

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional 'farewell to' portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In the single [[AssPull trashiest and laziest retcon]] in the series history we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight With whom she never particularly got along]], and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist]] with violent tendencies.''
->Combined with [[IronButtMonkey her battered wife syndrome]] when it comes to the Doctor himself, this paints an astonishingly ugly picture, especially given the series' apparent approval of the pairing. Peri is a helpless woman who not only is constantly left to the at times openly sadistic devices of men, that is, apparently, all she ever wants to be. And the series backs off making any critique of this, instead treating it as a happy ending."''

->''"For now, let's wrap this entry up with the traditional 'farewell to' portion for a departing companion. Because it's entirely possible that nobody has ever been screwed quite as thoroughly as Nicola Bryant got screwed... In the single [[AssPull trashiest and laziest retcon]] in the series history we get the pink-haze 'she's a warrior queen of King Ycranos.' To which the Doctor sighs happily and leaves her. Note that this is not a voluntary companion departure so far as we can tell... By all appearances the Doctor gets kidnapped and never goes back for her, leaving her to Ycranos. [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight With whom she never particularly got along]], and who is [[HeManWomanHater a raging misogynist]] with violent tendencies.\\\
Combined with [[IronButtMonkey her battered wife syndrome]] when it comes to the Doctor himself, this paints an astonishingly ugly picture, especially given the series' apparent approval of the pairing. Peri is a helpless woman who not only is constantly left to the at times openly sadistic devices of men, that is, apparently, all she ever wants to be. And the series backs off making any critique of this, instead treating it as a happy ending."''

->'''Chris''': As much as this show has moved on from Lana, it seems weird that they didn’t get Kristin Kreuk to [[BackForTheFinale make an appearance in some capacity]]. Did they blow their entire guest star budget on Rosenbaum?\\
'''David''': Well, I’m sure Kreuk had more important proj — [[Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi aaaaahahahaahah]], no, I can’t finish that sentence...Good luck, Kristin! Congratulations on escaping the ''Titanic'', even though you were [[TheScrappy the Goddamn iceberg.]]

'''David''': Well, I’m sure Kreuk had more important proj — [[Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi aaaaahahahaahah]], no, I can’t finish that sentence...Good luck, Kristin! Congratulations on escaping the ''Titanic'', even though you were [[TheScrappy the goddamn iceberg.]]