History Quotes / ProductPlacement

5th Jun '16 4:08:16 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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The Coke execs quickly realized after ''Leonard'' and ''{{Film/Ishtar}}'' stiffed (along with the shamefully brand name-stuffed ''Mac and Me'') that making hit movies is a lot harder than marketing syrupy bubble water, and they got out of the game soon after. But this means that ''Leonard Part 6'', one of the lasting testaments to this “[[IncompetenceInc synergy]]”, is packed so full of blatant product placements that all you can do is sit and stare in abject horror."''

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The Coke execs quickly realized after ''Leonard'' and ''{{Film/Ishtar}}'' stiffed (along with the shamefully brand name-stuffed ''Mac and Me'') ''Film/MacAndMe'') that making hit movies is a lot harder than marketing syrupy bubble water, and they got out of the game soon after. But this means that ''Leonard Part 6'', one of the lasting testaments to this “[[IncompetenceInc synergy]]”, is packed so full of blatant product placements that all you can do is sit and stare in abject horror."''
11th Mar '16 7:47:19 AM erforce
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-->--''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction''

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-->--''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction''
-->-- ''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction''



-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-part-one/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''

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-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-part-one/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''
''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''



-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")

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-->--'''Neal -->-- '''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")



-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20879_the-5-least-subtle-product-placements-in-gaming-history.html on]] product placements in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker''

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20879_the-5-least-subtle-product-placements-in-gaming-history.html on]] product placements in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker''
26th Jan '16 9:27:25 AM JamesAustin
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->''"JR is here to shill what an awesome movie this new ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'' is. Now we love Wrestling/JimRoss as much as anyone, but this man is [[BlatantLies blatantly lying]] to you. Ain’t no way he ever plunked down money to see a movie with [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]]. No way."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/jericho-and-the-planet-of-the-apes-why-2j/ "Jericho and the Planet of the Apes"]]

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->''"JR is here to shill what an awesome movie this new ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'' is. Now we love Wrestling/JimRoss as much as anyone, but this man is [[BlatantLies blatantly lying]] to you. Ain’t no way he ever plunked down money to see a movie with [[MarkWahlberg [[Creator/MarkWahlberg Marky Mark]]. No way."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', -->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/jericho-and-the-planet-of-the-apes-why-2j/ "Jericho and the Planet of the Apes"]]
Apes: Why 2J?"]]
26th Jan '16 8:32:56 AM JamesAustin
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-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/man-of-steel-on-my-planet-the-s-is-for-sucks-spoilers-review/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''Film/TheManOfSteel''

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-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/man-of-steel-on-my-planet-the-s-is-for-sucks-spoilers-review/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''Film/TheManOfSteel''
''Film/ManOfSteel''



-->--'''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'' (2004)

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-->--'''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'' ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'' (2004)
23rd Nov '15 12:02:59 PM hamonrye
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->''"By the way, how telling is it that – while Bond used to drive a snazzy sports car in the sixties – he drives a family sedan in the nineties?"''
-->-- '''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2011/01/25/non-review-review-tomorrow-never-dies/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
14th Nov '15 1:29:23 PM rcmerod52
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->''Purple. Horsey. Product Placement!''
-->-- '''Strong Bad''' upon first seeing Twilight Sparkle, ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
11th Nov '15 8:14:37 AM rjd1922
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->'''Stan:''' [to Michael Jordan] Put your Hanes on, lace up your Nikes, grab some Wheaties and your Gatorade, we'll go get a Big Mac, on the way to the Ball Park [Franks].
-->--''Film/SpaceJam''



-->-- '''''UncleJohnsBathroomReader'''''

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-->-- '''''UncleJohnsBathroomReader'''''
'''''Literature/UncleJohnsBathroomReader'''''
10th Nov '15 6:33:51 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''''{{RiffTrax}}''''' on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

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-->-- '''''{{RiffTrax}}''''' '''''Podcast/RiffTrax''''' on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''
9th Aug '15 7:20:35 PM magmablock
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->''"Oh my God, look at all the places they're destroying! Including IHOP, Denny's, Toys 'R' Us, Sears! Oh, the ingeniously marketed humanity!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/ManOfSteel''
25th Jun '15 9:20:54 PM Angeldeb82
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-->--''LooneyTunesBackInAction''

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-->--''LooneyTunesBackInAction''
-->--''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction''



->''"I'm fairly sure Subway paid for placement, since they scored [[LongList one Subway sandwich eaten outside a store, one date in a Subway store, one Subway soft-drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial staring Happy, two verbal mentions of Subway, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag.]] Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, [[GotMeDoingIt or mustard.]]"''

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->''"I'm fairly sure Subway paid for placement, since they scored [[LongList one Subway sandwich eaten outside a store, one date in a Subway store, one Subway soft-drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial staring Happy, two verbal mentions of Subway, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag.]] Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, [[GotMeDoingIt or mustard.]]"''mustard]]."''



-->--''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'', ''Franchise/AlienVsPredator'' rifftrack

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-->--''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'', -->--''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag'', ''Franchise/AlienVsPredator'' rifftrack



->''"[[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] has been doing the damage control shuffle hard this week after a group of doctors sent a letter to Columbia University, calling for him to be dropped from the faculty, because he’s full of banana-shaped shits and would gladly tell his disciples that [[AllNaturalSnakeOil Coke is a miracle weight-loss elixir]] if Coca-Cola gave him a big enough check. The group basically said that he’s the Wizard of Oz with a medical license. They slammed his ass for shitting on [=GMOs=], turning his nose up at ''“[[ScienceIsBad evidence-based medicine]]”'' and promoting ''“quick treatments”'' for money. Well, Dr. Oz has greased up his face with Crisco (Vaseline lost the bidding war to be his fightin’ lube of choice) and stuck Gillette razors (yup, they won the bidding war against Schick) in his hair, [[NotHelpingYourCase because he’s fighting back.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219 Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isn’t A Medical Show, Okay?"

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->''"[[Series/TheDoctorOzShow Dr. Oz]] has been doing the damage control shuffle hard this week after a group of doctors sent a letter to Columbia University, calling for him to be dropped from the faculty, because he’s full of banana-shaped shits and would gladly tell his disciples that [[AllNaturalSnakeOil Coke is a miracle weight-loss elixir]] if Coca-Cola gave him a big enough check. The group basically said that he’s the Wizard of Oz with a medical license. They slammed his ass for shitting on [=GMOs=], turning his nose up at ''“[[ScienceIsBad evidence-based medicine]]”'' and promoting ''“quick treatments”'' for money. Well, Dr. Oz has greased up his face with Crisco (Vaseline lost the bidding war to be his fightin’ lube of choice) and stuck Gillette razors (yup, they won the bidding war against Schick) in his hair, [[NotHelpingYourCase because he’s fighting back.]]"''
back]]."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/24/the-dr-oz-show-isnt-a-medical-show-okay/#more-175219 Michael K.]]''', "The Dr. Oz Show Isn’t A a Medical Show, Okay?"



->''"With such huge development costs, it's also important to remember that developers and publishers are pretty much forced to use such marketing tactics in order to simply pay the bills. So next time you're admiring [[FanDisservice Old Snake's gorgeous ass]], you can thank [=Regain®=] for making it possible. ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' isn't even the first ''Franchise/MetalGear'' game to feature product placement! In ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfliberty Snake Eater]]'' players could find and eat [=CalorieMate®=] in order to regain stamina, at which point Naked Snake would say that it tasted great... Or if that isn't good enough for you, what about those Lucky Strike cigarettes in the old two-dimensional {{MSX}} games? They were supposedly Solid Snake's favorite brand!"''

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->''"With such huge development costs, it's also important to remember that developers and publishers are pretty much forced to use such marketing tactics in order to simply pay the bills. So next time you're admiring [[FanDisservice Old Snake's gorgeous ass]], you can thank [=Regain®=] for making it possible. ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4]]'' isn't even the first ''Franchise/MetalGear'' game to feature product placement! In ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfliberty ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Snake Eater]]'' players could find and eat [=CalorieMate®=] in order to regain stamina, at which point Naked Snake would say that it tasted great... Or if that isn't good enough for you, what about those Lucky Strike cigarettes in the old two-dimensional {{MSX}} games? They were supposedly Solid Snake's favorite brand!"''



->''"JR is here to shill what an awesome movie this new ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'' is. Now we love Wrestling/JimRoss as much as anyone, but this man is [[BlatantLies blatantly lying]] to you. Ain’t no way he ever plunked down money to see a movie with [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark.]] No way."''

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->''"JR is here to shill what an awesome movie this new ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes'' is. Now we love Wrestling/JimRoss as much as anyone, but this man is [[BlatantLies blatantly lying]] to you. Ain’t no way he ever plunked down money to see a movie with [[MarkWahlberg Marky Mark.]] Mark]]. No way."''



->'''Noah:''' I would prefer to think that Wrestling/TheAuthority, having just been fucking ''fed up'' with {{Wrestling/Sting}}, bought fucking [[Film/TerminatorGenisys Terminators]] to kill Sting. I was like, "Sting, '''''RUN!''''' It's a fucking No-Disqualification Match and they've brought fucking '''Terminators!''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill They're not fuckin' around!]] They've got phase plasma rifles with 40-watt range!\\
'''April:''' The second that happened, I was like, "What, [[{{Wrestling/WCW}} is RoboCop coming out next?]]' And then my second thought was, 'If this was any more obvious a product placement, Triple H would come out wearing a cape made of Doritos wrappers.'\\

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->'''Noah:''' I would prefer to think that Wrestling/TheAuthority, having just been fucking ''fed up'' with {{Wrestling/Sting}}, bought fucking [[Film/TerminatorGenisys Terminators]] Film/{{Terminator|Genisys}}s to kill Sting. I was like, "Sting, '''''RUN!''''' It's a fucking No-Disqualification Match and they've brought fucking '''Terminators!''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill They're not fuckin' around!]] They've got phase plasma rifles with 40-watt range!\\
'''April:''' The second that happened, I was like, "What, 'What, [[{{Wrestling/WCW}} is RoboCop coming out next?]]' next]]?' And then my second thought was, 'If this was any more obvious a product placement, Triple H would come out wearing a cape made of Doritos wrappers.'\\
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