History Quotes / OneSteveLimit

->''"And the Steves are there!"''
-->--'''Tom Servo''', Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000, episode "Film/NightOfTheBloodBeast"

->''"And the Steves are there!"''
-->--'''Tom Servo''', Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000, episode "Film/NightOfTheBloodBeast"

->'''(Mochizuki) Rokuro:'''[[labelnote:*]]Thereafter renamed "Benmaru [[/labelnote]] I don't care how you address me. The name Rokuro is lame anyway.\\

->''"The oddest thing about that dinner was the number of children. Eudes of Bourgogne, having demanded that little Jeanne of Navarre be present to compensate the outrage done to her during the assembly, the count of Poitiers had brought his three daughters, and so too the count of Valois his youngest children, the count of Evreux his son and daughter, the dauphin of Viennois his "dauphinet" Guigues, Louis of Bourbon those of his children old enough to walk... No one could make sense of the names: there were Blanches, Isabelles, Charles and Philippes everywhere; when someone called 'Jeanne!', six heads turned all at once."''

->'''Jameson''': What are we gonna call this guy?\\
'''Hoffman''': Oh, uh, [[Characters/MarvelComicsOttoOctavius Doctor Octopus]]!\\
'''Jameson''': Eh, that's crap.\\
'''Hoffman''': Uh, Science Squid?\\
'''Jameson''': Crap!\\
'''Hoffman''': Doctor Strange.\\
'''Jameson''': That's pretty good, [[ComicBook/DoctorStrange but it's taken]]!

-> '''Yugi''': Look, why don't you just cut the crap and tell us who you really are, Bakura. Or should I call you "the spirit of the Millennium Ring who has no official name as of yet!?"
->'''Bakura''': Actually, we're both called Bakura.
->'''Yugi''': What?! But that's just confusing! Not to mention highly unlikely.
->'''Bakura''': Oh, just wait until season five when there's ''three'' of me running around. Even the ''fans'' have trouble keeping up with that one.
->'''Tea''': Oh no! It's the other Bakura, the one we don't like.
->'''Joey''': You're gonna have to be way more specific, Tea.

-> And the Steves are there!

->'''Blues''': Red was emo as fuck.\\
'''Samus''': ...\\
'''Riding Hood''': Red the sarcastic but well-meaning teenager, or Red Satoshi the man who once jokingly offered me a "private show" while giggling at my look of incredulity?\\
'''Blues''': Satoshi.

->'''Igor Karkaroff:''' I know for a fact this person took part in the capture and, by means of the [[AgonyBeam Cruciatus Curse]], torture of the Auror Frank Longbottom and his wife...
->'''Barty Crouch, Sr.:''' The name! Give me the wretched name!
->'''Igor Karkaroff:''' Barty Crouch! [''The entire courtroom gasps.'']...Junior!

-> '''(Mochizuki) Rokuro'''[[labelnote:*]]Thereafter renamed "Benmaru"[[/labelnote]]: I don't care how you address me. The name Rokuro is lame anyway.
-> '''(Unno) Rokuro''': ''[bristles]''
-> '''Yukimura''': Leaving aside whether the name is lame or not, [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther there's only one Rokuro for me.]]

->[[ComicBook/LoisLane Lois Kent]] had never spoken to any Amazons except Franchise/WonderWoman and Fury, and it was even odder to know that the one she spoke to had the same name as the Kryptonian criminal who looked like [[Franchise/{{Superman}} her late husband]].

->"Then, we met in the Crisis, in that big bash in the anti-matter world. We didn't have much time to talk beforehand. You know, ‘Oh, you must be ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}. I'm ComicBook/PowerGirl... Kara on my Earth. Glad to meet you.' ‘Oh, hi. I'm Kara on my Earth. Really glad to meet you, cousin Kal's told me about meeting you... we'll have to talk after we get finished here.' Of course, after we got finished, I didn't feel much like talking."

->'''Morton:''' Word is, [Kangaroo]'s gone to Vlad!
->'''Horton:''' Vlad... Vlad... I know two Vlads. Is it the bad Vlad, or the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies?
->'''Morton:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, Horton. She's sending you a bunny with cookies.]] ''I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad!''
->'''Horton:''' ...Yeah, that's a good call.

->''My name is Wally West. And Kid Flash's real name is ''also'' Wally West. It's confusing, I know. We're working on it.''

->''I told you I have two rules, Uncle G. [[BrickJoke No more than 40 or 50 vans]], and only ONE Steve allowed!''

->So here's the deal "Gus Johnson". I, the real Gus Johnson, am challenging you to a game of Horse. [...] But it's not going to be a game of Horse, it's going to be a game of Johnson, J-O-H-N-S-O-N. You think you're man enough to face the challenge? You choose the court, I'll let you take the court, I don't care, I'll kick your ass all over the country. Winner of the game Johnson, sudden death, gets to keep the name Gus Johnson. Loser has to change their name to Bus Jackson, non-negotiable.

->But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular\\

Names that never belong to more than one cat

->The main character is a guy named... Paul! What else? It's always Paul! [[Film/HammerHorror Hammer]] named their movie characters the same way George Foreman named all his sons.

->I just want to commend VideoGame/FireEmblem for having 596 playable characters and only repeating three names[[note]]Arthur, Cain & Lorenz[[/note]]

->The oddest thing about that dinner was the number of children. Eudes of Bourgogne, having demanded that little Jeanne of Navarre be present to compensate the outrage done to her during the assembly, the count of Poitiers had brought his three daughters, and so too the count of Valois his youngest children, the count of Evreux his son and daughter, the dauphin of Viennois his "dauphinet" Guigues, Louis of Bourbon those of his children old enough to walk... No one could make sense of the names: there were Blanches, Isabelles, Charles and Philippes everywhere; when someone called "Jeanne!", six heads turned all at once.

->(''Knocking'')
->'''Sean [=McDermott=]''': Who is it?
->'''Linebacker Josh Allen''': Josh Allen.
->'''Sean [=McDermott=]''': Phew! (''opens door'')
->'''Linebacker Josh Allen''': The ''other'' Josh Allen!

->"So I decided to take Luka Jovic under my wing. I even let him into my elite society: ''[points at a wall behind him that has portraits of Modric himself, Jovic and former Real Madrid Basketball player Luka Doncic]'' Lukas of Real Madrid."

->''It's not just the district that's cursed, it's his own name. Five other boys named Chevy have already gone into the Games, including [[SelfMadeOrphan the]] [[TheCartel monster]] [[HatedByAll voted into]] the Quell. He [[SlashedThroat got his throat slashed open]] by Cora Shutter. The Twenty-First Chevy was bathing in a sparkling pool when it turned to [[AcidPool acid]], stripping the bones from his flesh. The Chevy in the Seventeenth tried to run from [[FieryRedhead Boudicca]]. She caught him. The Thirteenth froze to death and the Fifth was [[DevouredByTheHorde torn to pieces by aquatic mutts]] in the live arena.''

->''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Puny man]] not 'Phoenix'. Phoenix [[Characters/MarvelComicsJeanGrey a bird lady]]. Hulk confused.''

->''The Captain was Agent 3 before you were Agent 3, Agent 3. Nothing complicated about it.''

->"An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of German infantry and as a result the escorting American infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at his squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire on the Germans using M1's, M1's, and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the Germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well there is a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over the radio for fire support from nearby M1's."
->"As you can probably imagine, parts are seldom interchangable between M1's."

->'''Gayle:''' [about a couple being named Jesse and Jessie] They ''cannot'' have the same name. There's got to be an ordinance in place that prohibits that.
--->'''Terry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Not yet, write to your local representative about it, Mom]].

-->--''Perun'', on how the American military during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII [[DefiedTrope defied this trope]] with their naming of their materiel, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZi-F3tz-o&t=794s Infantry Fighting Vehicles in Ukraine - losses, lessons & will Western IFVs matter?]]''.

-->--''Perun'', on how the American military during WorldWarII [[DefiedTrope defied this trope]] with their naming of their materiel, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZi-F3tz-o&t=794s Infantry Fighting Vehicles in Ukraine - losses, lessons & will Western IFVs matter?]]''.

->''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Puny man]] not 'Phoenix'. [[Characters/MarvelComicsJeanGrey Phoenix]] a bird lady. Hulk confused.''

-->--'''Chevy Anderson''', narration in ''Fanfic/TheVictorsProject''

'''Cyborg (Victor Stone):''' I don't have a choice.\\

-->--''Literature/HortonHearsAWho'' (the movie)

'''Batman:''' Please end this, Victor.\\

-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''

->'''Principal Skinner:''' Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in forty-foot-high letters on the field, that you would be caught.\\
'''Bart:''' Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir--\\
'''Principal Skinner:''' [[LargeHam THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS]]!!!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', episode "Principal Charming"

->''"The Captain was Agent 3 before you were Agent 3, Agent 3. Nothing complicated about it."''

-->--'''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHULK Hulk]]''', ''Ultimate VideoGame/MarvelVSCapcom3''

->I just want to commend VideoGame/FireEmblem for having [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters 596 playable characters]] and only repeating three names[[note]]Arthur, Cain & Lorenz[[/note]]

'''Rafael Benitez:''' One, because of my [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merseyside_derby#Crossing_the_park lack of loyalty]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_F.C.–Manchester_United_F.C._rivalry to Liverpool FC.]] And two, because Mr. Ferguson has recommended me for the job. [[CatchPhrase Fact!]]\\

'''Rafael Benitez:''' One, because of my [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merseyside_derby#Crossing_the_park lack of loyalty]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_F.C.%E2%80%93Manchester_United_F.C._rivalry to Liverpool FC.]] And two, because Mr. Ferguson has recommended me for the job. [[CatchPhrase Fact!]]\\

->"[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Puny man]] not 'Phoenix'. [[Characters/MarvelComicsJeanGrey Phoenix]] a bird lady. Hulk confused."

->"[[VideoGame/PhoenixWRighTAceAttorney Puny man]] not 'Phoenix'. [[Characters/MarvelComicsJeanGrey Phoenix]] a bird lady. Hulk confused."