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->'''[[CombatMedic Castti]]''': This hospital is quite the mess. Unsanitary environs are unacceptable for a place of healing. We need to clean it up.\\
'''[[ProfessionalKiller Throné]]''': ''Clean'', you say...? Very well. Where do we start?\\
'''Castti''': I should think that would be obvious. We'll start with... the dross, the dregs, the scum.\\
'''Throné''': I couldn't agree more. We'll rid society of all its filth.\\
'''Castti''': Rid...? Hmm, I suppose, yes, we should be thorough. We need to scrub this place down.\\
'''Throné''': Exactly. We wouldn't want to leave any evidence behind.\\
'''Castti''': You don't need to tell me twice. We'll sponge, mop, and towel the place dry.\\
'''Throné''': Cold water's best. It will clean up any blood that may spill from our targets.\\
'''Castti''': Targets? You mean our patients?\\
'''Throné''': .....\\
'''Castti''': .....[[LampshadeHanging Is... it just me, or have we been having two separate conversations]]?\\
'''Throné''': It certainly seems that way, yes...
-->-- ''VideoGame/OctopathTravelerII'', "Cleaning Up" party banter.
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-->--''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'
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>'''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]]''': I hail from Ancient Egypt. A long-since buried Pharaoh I once ruled over the land: commanding Magicians, Dragons, the very ''ground'' beneath your feet.\\
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>'''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]]''': I hail from Ancient Egypt. A long-since buried Pharaoh I once ruled over the land: commanding Magicians, Dragons, the very ''ground'' beneath your feet.\\
'''Perfect Cell''': Alright, I'm actually getting a little excited now.\\
'''Yami Yugi''': I was unrivaled in my time, and now I stand in modern day as King! So, Perfect Cell, [[DuelsDecideEverything do you accept my challenge]], or do you bow to the whims of my majesty?\\
'''Perfect Cell''': Finally, someone who ''gets'' it! Step forth your divine providence, Mighty Pharaoh. And let us upheave the land with our battle!\\
'''Yami Yugi''': than it's time: to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Du-Duel! ''(Beat)'' Whe-where's your Deck?\\
'''Perfect Cell''': My D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-De-Deck?\\
'''Yami Yugi''': Yes, your Deck! Also the Hologram Projectors. What are we going to do this analogue? Because I mean I can, but we're going to have to get a little closer.\\
'''Perfect Cell''': [[CandidCameraPrank Is this a prank?]] Which one is it, Ashton or Jamie? Oh ''please'' don't tell me its' [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam Margera]]...\\
'''Yami Yugi''': I'm Trying to Duel you: in ''Duel Monsters''.\\
'''Perfect Cell''': Duel... Monsters?\\
'''Yami Yugi''': It's a Childrens' Card Game: Ancient Egyptians loved it!\\
'''Perfect Cell''': [[GoKartingWithBowser Fuck, I'm down! How do we play?]]
-->--''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'
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->'''Henry VIII''': Yes. I'd noticed those.
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->'''Henry VIII''': Oh, that's a new name for 'em!
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->'''Henry VIII''': Yes, I'd noticed that too.
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' (Fiona was really talking about [[spoiler: herself turning into an ogre at night]])
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->'''Bettina''': They call them castanets.
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->'''Bettina''': They call them castanets."castanets".
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->'''Farmer''': Oh, you did eh?
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->'''Farmer''': Oh, you did did, eh?
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->'''Peter''': Oh, don't misunderstand me please. I-I'm quite willing to pay for it this time.
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->'''Peter''': Oh, don't misunderstand me me, please. I-I'm quite willing to pay for it this time.
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'''Tusk:''' Yup, shot on my boat. Name another.\\
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'''Tusk:''' [[WhosOnFirst Yup, shot on my boat.boat]]. Name another.\\
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->'''Bettina''': You see, there's these two things...
->'''Henry VIII''': Yes. I'd noticed those.
->'''Bettina''': They call them castanets.
->'''Henry VIII''': Oh, that's a new name for 'em!
->'''Bettina''': And all the time you're dancing, they keep knocking together.
->'''Henry VIII''': Yes, I'd noticed that too.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnHenry''
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->'''Peter''': I came here once before, you know.
->'''Farmer''': Oh, you did eh?
->'''Peter''': Yes, but you weren't here, though. Just a young lady, and she gave me a bit.
->'''Farmer''': Oh, she did, did she?!
->'''Peter''': Yes. And it was very nice too. That's why I've come back for some more.
->'''Farmer''': By gum, you've got a nerve!
->'''Peter''': Oh, don't misunderstand me please. I-I'm quite willing to pay for it this time.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnCamping''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 2 [[Recap/TheGreatNorthS2E09FromTuskTilDawnAdventure From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure]]
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 2 [[Recap/TheGreatNorthS2E09FromTuskTilDawnAdventure "[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS2E09FromTuskTilDawnAdventure From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure]]Adventure]]"
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->'''Tusk:''' If you've seen a porno, it's probably been shot on my boat. Go ahead, name a porn.\\
'''Beef:''' I'd rather not.\\
'''Tusk:''' Yup, shot on my boat. Name another.\\
'''Beef:''' No, sir.\\
'''Tusk:''' Also shot on my boat. Name another.\\
'''Wolf:''' This is so fun.\\
'''Tusk:''' Yup, parts one and two.\\
'''Ham:''' I feel uncomfortable.\\
'''Tusk:''' Again, shot on my boat.\\
'''Moon:''' What's a porno?\\
'''Tusk:''' That one, too. Very educational.\\
'''Crispin:''' ''Orgy Ahoy''?\\
'''Tusk:''' That was shot on a soundstage, believe it or not.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 2 [[Recap/TheGreatNorthS2E09FromTuskTilDawnAdventure From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure]]
'''Beef:''' I'd rather not.\\
'''Tusk:''' Yup, shot on my boat. Name another.\\
'''Beef:''' No, sir.\\
'''Tusk:''' Also shot on my boat. Name another.\\
'''Wolf:''' This is so fun.\\
'''Tusk:''' Yup, parts one and two.\\
'''Ham:''' I feel uncomfortable.\\
'''Tusk:''' Again, shot on my boat.\\
'''Moon:''' What's a porno?\\
'''Tusk:''' That one, too. Very educational.\\
'''Crispin:''' ''Orgy Ahoy''?\\
'''Tusk:''' That was shot on a soundstage, believe it or not.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 2 [[Recap/TheGreatNorthS2E09FromTuskTilDawnAdventure From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure]]
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'''Vinny:''' (''extending his hand'') You must be Stan. How ya doin'?\\
'''Stan:''' Why'd they bring you in here?\\
'''Vinny:''' Well, I just got in. I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here. He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy. Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.\\
'''Stan:''' I don't wanna do this...\\
'''Vinny:''' Hey, I don't blame you. If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly and with as little pain as possible. So, you know, let's try our best to make it a simple in-and-out procedure. (''Stan steps away'') What's the matter? Relax, relax, relax. You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together, you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it. (''Stan moves again'') What's wrong with you?\\
'''Stan:''' I don't want to do this...\\
'''Vinny:''' Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?\\
'''Stan:''' My alternatives?\\
'''Vinny:''' Yeah.\\
'''Stan:''' To what? To you? I don't know, suicide? Death?\\
'''Stan:''' Why'd they bring you in here?\\
'''Vinny:''' Well, I just got in. I asked where the new guys were, and they brought me right here. He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy. Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.\\
'''Stan:''' I don't wanna do this...\\
'''Vinny:''' Hey, I don't blame you. If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly and with as little pain as possible. So, you know, let's try our best to make it a simple in-and-out procedure. (''Stan steps away'') What's the matter? Relax, relax, relax. You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together, you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it. (''Stan moves again'') What's wrong with you?\\
'''Stan:''' I don't want to do this...\\
'''Vinny:''' Well, I understand, but, you know, what are your alternatives?\\
'''Stan:''' My alternatives?\\
'''Vinny:''' Yeah.\\
'''Stan:''' To what? To you? I don't know, suicide? Death?\\
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''(Stan tries to get up)''\\
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''(wakes up Bill)''\\
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->'''Edward Elric''': We just heard about [[spoiler:Lieutenant Colonel Hughes]].\\
'''Maria Ross''' ''(beat)'' Yeah. That's rough news, huh?\\
'''Ed''': There was still so much that we wanted to tell him about.\\
'''Alphonse Elric''': [[NeverGotToSayGoodbye We would have liked to say goodbye.]]\\
'''Ross''': We weren't able to reach you. Don't worry, though. The military [[DueToTheDead gave him a proper sendoff]].\\
'''Ed''': Wow, that was nice.\\
'''Ross''': That's how it's done. Also, if you boys haven't heard already, I'm sure you'll both be glad to know... he was promoted. Two whole ranks.\\
'''Ed''': Up to [[spoiler:Brigadier General]]?\\
'''Al''': He retired to the country and they promoted him?\\
''(Ross gasps)''\\
'''Ed''': Lieutenant Ross?\\
''(Ed and Al realize what really happened while Ross stands there, realizing she's said too much)''
-->-- ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]''
'''Maria Ross''' ''(beat)'' Yeah. That's rough news, huh?\\
'''Ed''': There was still so much that we wanted to tell him about.\\
'''Alphonse Elric''': [[NeverGotToSayGoodbye We would have liked to say goodbye.]]\\
'''Ross''': We weren't able to reach you. Don't worry, though. The military [[DueToTheDead gave him a proper sendoff]].\\
'''Ed''': Wow, that was nice.\\
'''Ross''': That's how it's done. Also, if you boys haven't heard already, I'm sure you'll both be glad to know... he was promoted. Two whole ranks.\\
'''Ed''': Up to [[spoiler:Brigadier General]]?\\
'''Al''': He retired to the country and they promoted him?\\
''(Ross gasps)''\\
'''Ed''': Lieutenant Ross?\\
''(Ed and Al realize what really happened while Ross stands there, realizing she's said too much)''
-->-- ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]''
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'''Bill:''' What?
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'''Bill:''' What?What?\\
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(''interrogating Bill again'')
''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the South.\\
''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the South.\\
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''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the South.\\
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->'''Francine:''' Stan Smith! You bastard! HOW COULD YOU? ''(supposedly make out with [[ParentalIncest Hayley]])''
->'''Stan:''' OK, you caught me, but can you blame me? It's just so sweet and tempting! ''(stealing cookie dough)''
->'''Francine:''' You're sick! You should be in jail!
->'''Stan:''' Oh come on, you're overreacting. [[MarsNeedsWomen Roger]] does it too!
->'''Roger:''' Yeah, I've stuck my fingers in there.
->'''Francine:''' (Vomits into a bowl)
->'''Roger:''' Guess I'll go get some new popcorn...
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
->'''Stan:''' OK, you caught me, but can you blame me? It's just so sweet and tempting! ''(stealing cookie dough)''
->'''Francine:''' You're sick! You should be in jail!
->'''Stan:''' Oh come on, you're overreacting. [[MarsNeedsWomen Roger]] does it too!
->'''Roger:''' Yeah, I've stuck my fingers in there.
->'''Francine:''' (Vomits into a bowl)
->'''Roger:''' Guess I'll go get some new popcorn...
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
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->'''Francine:''' Stan Smith! You bastard! HOW COULD YOU? ''(supposedly make out with [[ParentalIncest Hayley]])''
->'''Stan:'''Hayley]])''\\
'''Stan:''' OK, you caught me, but can you blame me? It's just so sweet and tempting! ''(stealing cookiedough)''
->'''Francine:'''dough)''\\
'''Francine:''' You're sick! You should be injail!
->'''Stan:''' Ohjail!\\
'''Stan:''' Oh, come on, you're overreacting. [[MarsNeedsWomen Roger]] does ittoo!
->'''Roger:'''too!\\
'''Roger:''' Yeah, I've stuck my fingers inthere.
->'''Francine:''' (Vomitsthere.\\
'''Francine:''' ''(vomits into abowl)
->'''Roger:'''bowl)''\\
'''Roger:''' Guess I'll go get some new popcorn...
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' OK, you caught me, but can you blame me? It's just so sweet and tempting! ''(stealing cookie
->'''Francine:'''
'''Francine:''' You're sick! You should be in
->'''Stan:''' Oh
'''Stan:''' Oh, come on, you're overreacting. [[MarsNeedsWomen Roger]] does it
->'''Roger:'''
'''Roger:''' Yeah, I've stuck my fingers in
->'''Francine:''' (Vomits
'''Francine:''' ''(vomits into a
->'''Roger:'''
'''Roger:''' Guess I'll go get some new popcorn...
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->(''Bill and Stan are being questioned about robbing a convenience store and shooting the clerk, but they assume that it's about shoplifting a can of tuna fish'')
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley.
->'''Bill:''' Hi.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Do you know why you're here?
->'''Bill:''' Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Have you been made aware of your rights?
->'''Bill:''' Yes.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' You're willing to waive that right?
->'''Bill:''' I'll cooperate fully. I'll sign a statement, or whatever makes this whole thing easier.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' [[OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers Good. Good. That's good.]]
->'''Bill:''' But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he help you plan it?
->'''Bill:''' No. I mean... I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did Stan try to stop you at any time?
->'''Bill:''' No. I mean, he was...
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Is that a big deal? Aidin' and abettin'?
->'''Bill:''' Aiding and abetting? Is that a major thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
->(''later, interrogating Stan:'')
->'''Stan:''' An accessory? Are you guys kiddin'? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' You didn't try to stop it.
->'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Why didn't you get out, call the police then?
->'''Stan:''' He's my friend.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Well, your friend has put you in a lot of trouble.
->'''Stan:''' What's gonna happen to Bill?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Nothing. Unless he's convicted. If he is, we're gonna run enough electricity through him to light up Birmingham.
->(''interrogating Bill again:'')
->'''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the South.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' What about the tuna fish?
->'''Bill:''' I forgot about the tuna fish. And then we left.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it started?
->'''Bill:''' No, he didn't say anything.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' But he knew about it.
->'''Bill:''' I don't know.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Let's talk about that for a moment. You paid for the groceries. And then what?
->'''Bill:''' We went out to the car, and that's it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' When'd you shoot him?
->'''Bill:''' What?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' At what point did you shoot the clerk?
->'''Bill:''' (''confused'') [[MistakenConfession I shot the clerk?]]
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Yes. When did you shoot him?
->'''Bill:''' I shot the clerk?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' (''speaking outside'') We need ya out here. I'm in the middle of a damn confession here.
->'''Bill:''' [[OhCrap Whoa. Wait a minute!]]
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley.
->'''Bill:''' Hi.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Do you know why you're here?
->'''Bill:''' Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Have you been made aware of your rights?
->'''Bill:''' Yes.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' You're willing to waive that right?
->'''Bill:''' I'll cooperate fully. I'll sign a statement, or whatever makes this whole thing easier.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' [[OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers Good. Good. That's good.]]
->'''Bill:''' But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he help you plan it?
->'''Bill:''' No. I mean... I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did Stan try to stop you at any time?
->'''Bill:''' No. I mean, he was...
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Is that a big deal? Aidin' and abettin'?
->'''Bill:''' Aiding and abetting? Is that a major thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
->(''later, interrogating Stan:'')
->'''Stan:''' An accessory? Are you guys kiddin'? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' You didn't try to stop it.
->'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Why didn't you get out, call the police then?
->'''Stan:''' He's my friend.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Well, your friend has put you in a lot of trouble.
->'''Stan:''' What's gonna happen to Bill?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Nothing. Unless he's convicted. If he is, we're gonna run enough electricity through him to light up Birmingham.
->(''interrogating Bill again:'')
->'''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the South.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' What about the tuna fish?
->'''Bill:''' I forgot about the tuna fish. And then we left.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it started?
->'''Bill:''' No, he didn't say anything.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' But he knew about it.
->'''Bill:''' I don't know.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Let's talk about that for a moment. You paid for the groceries. And then what?
->'''Bill:''' We went out to the car, and that's it.
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' When'd you shoot him?
->'''Bill:''' What?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' At what point did you shoot the clerk?
->'''Bill:''' (''confused'') [[MistakenConfession I shot the clerk?]]
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Yes. When did you shoot him?
->'''Bill:''' I shot the clerk?
->'''Sheriff Farley:''' (''speaking outside'') We need ya out here. I'm in the middle of a damn confession here.
->'''Bill:''' [[OhCrap Whoa. Wait a minute!]]
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->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff
->'''Bill:''' Hi.
->'''Sheriff
'''Bill:''' Hi.\\
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Do you know why you're
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Have you been made aware of your
->'''Bill:''' Yes.
->'''Sheriff
'''Bill:''' Yes.\\
'''Sheriff Farley:''' You're willing to waive that
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' I'll cooperate fully. I'll sign a statement, or whatever makes this whole thing
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' [[OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers Good. Good. That's good.
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' But I want you to know, Stan, he had nothing to do with
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he help you plan
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' No. I mean... I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did Stan try to stop you at any
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' No. I mean, he
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Is that a big deal? Aidin' and
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' Aiding and abetting? Is that a major thing? Oh, yeah.
->(''later,
''(later, interrogating
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' An accessory? Are you guys kiddin'? An accessory? I didn't help. I didn't plan
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' You didn't try to stop
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Why didn't you get out, call the police
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' He's my
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Well, your friend has put you in a lot of
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' What's gonna happen to
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Nothing. Unless he's convicted. If he is, we're gonna run enough electricity through him to light up
->(''interrogating
(''interrogating Bill
->'''Bill:'''
''Bill:''' We were friends at NYU, and we both applied and we got scholarships to UCLA. So we figured the scenery would be nicer going through the
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' What about the tuna
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' I forgot about the tuna fish. And then we
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Did he catch you with the tuna fish? Is that how it
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' No, he didn't say
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' But he knew about
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' I don't
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Let's talk about that for a moment. You paid for the groceries. And then
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' We went out to the car, and that's
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' When'd you shoot
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' What?
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' (''confused'') [[MistakenConfession I shot the
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' Yes. When did you shoot
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' I shot the
->'''Sheriff
'''Sheriff Farley:''' (''speaking outside'') We need ya out here. I'm in the middle of a damn confession
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' [[OhCrap Whoa. Wait a minute!]]
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->(''[[Creator/JoePesci Vinny]] is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to [[PrisonRape sodomize him]]'')
->'''Vinny:''' Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
->(''Stan tries to get up'')
->'''Vinny:''' Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
->'''Stan:''' Gee, thanks...
->'''Vinny:''' Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
->'''Stan:''' You think I should be grateful?
->'''Vinny:''' Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
->'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
->'''Vinny:''' I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
->'''Stan:''' That's one hell of an ego you got.
->'''Vinny:''' What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
->'''Stan:''' I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
->'''Vinny:''' That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
->(''Wakes up Bill'')
->'''Bill:''' Vinny! Vinny bag o'donuts!
->'''Vinny:''' Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
->(''Stan tries to get up'')
->'''Vinny:''' Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
->'''Stan:''' Gee, thanks...
->'''Vinny:''' Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
->'''Stan:''' You think I should be grateful?
->'''Vinny:''' Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
->'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
->'''Vinny:''' I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
->'''Stan:''' That's one hell of an ego you got.
->'''Vinny:''' What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
->'''Stan:''' I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
->'''Vinny:''' That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
->(''Wakes up Bill'')
->'''Bill:''' Vinny! Vinny bag o'donuts!
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->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
''(Stan tries to get
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' Hey, relax, I'm gonna help
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' Gee,
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' You think I should be
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin'
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' That's one hell of an ego you
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked
->'''Stan:'''
'''Stan:''' I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing
->'''Vinny:'''
'''Vinny:''' That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping
->(''Wakes
''(wakes up
->'''Bill:'''
'''Bill:''' Vinny! Vinny bag o'donuts!
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->"Are we on the same page?"
->"I don't think we're even in the same ''library.''"
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats|1985}}''
->'''Luger:''' You two were living together?
->'''Colt:''' Hell. She used to sleep at my feet and lick my toes. Though, sometimes she'd forget about me and lick herself for hours.
->'''Luger:''' (Beat) Huh. Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to get that involved with your partner.
->'''Colt:''' Hey, pal: You try not getting involved with a partner, she saves your life one minute, then nuzzles your crotch the next.
->'''Luger:''' Well York and I didn't have that kind of relationship, but when we did get together, she was always excited to see me.
->'''Colt:''' When Claire was excited to see me, she'd pee on my leg.
->'''Luger:''' What do you think happened to her?
->'''Colt:''' Maybe she just took off. I hadn't been paying enough attention to her. I realized how neglected she felt the night she shit in my shoes.
-->--''Film/LoadedWeapon1'', Luger talking about Colt's ex-police partner, unaware that she was a dog.
->"I don't think we're even in the same ''library.''"
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats|1985}}''
->'''Luger:''' You two were living together?
->'''Colt:''' Hell. She used to sleep at my feet and lick my toes. Though, sometimes she'd forget about me and lick herself for hours.
->'''Luger:''' (Beat) Huh. Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to get that involved with your partner.
->'''Colt:''' Hey, pal: You try not getting involved with a partner, she saves your life one minute, then nuzzles your crotch the next.
->'''Luger:''' Well York and I didn't have that kind of relationship, but when we did get together, she was always excited to see me.
->'''Colt:''' When Claire was excited to see me, she'd pee on my leg.
->'''Luger:''' What do you think happened to her?
->'''Colt:''' Maybe she just took off. I hadn't been paying enough attention to her. I realized how neglected she felt the night she shit in my shoes.
-->--''Film/LoadedWeapon1'', Luger talking about Colt's ex-police partner, unaware that she was a dog.
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->"Are we on the same page?"
->"Ipage?"\\
"I don't think we're even in the same ''library.''"
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats|1985}}''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats|1985}}''
->'''Luger:''' You two were livingtogether?
->'''Colt:'''together?\\
'''Colt:''' Hell. She used to sleep at my feet and lick my toes. Though, sometimes she'd forget about me and lick herself forhours.
->'''Luger:''' (Beat)hours.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Luger:''' Huh. Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to get that involved with yourpartner.
->'''Colt:'''partner.\\
'''Colt:''' Hey, pal: You try not getting involved with a partner, she saves your life one minute, then nuzzles your crotch thenext.
->'''Luger:''' Wellnext.\\
'''Luger:''' Well, York and I didn't have that kind of relationship, but when we did get together, she was always excited to seeme.
->'''Colt:'''me.\\
'''Colt:''' When Claire was excited to see me, she'd pee on myleg.
->'''Luger:'''leg.\\
'''Luger:''' What do you think happened toher?
->'''Colt:'''her?\\
'''Colt:''' Maybe she just took off. I hadn't been paying enough attention to her. I realized how neglected she felt the night she shit in my shoes.
-->--''Film/LoadedWeapon1'', -->-- ''Film/LoadedWeapon1'', Luger talking about Colt's ex-police partner, unaware that she was a dog.
->"I
"I don't think we're even in the same ''library.''"
->'''Luger:''' You two were living
->'''Colt:'''
'''Colt:''' Hell. She used to sleep at my feet and lick my toes. Though, sometimes she'd forget about me and lick herself for
->'''Luger:''' (Beat)
''(beat)''\\
'''Luger:''' Huh. Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to get that involved with your
->'''Colt:'''
'''Colt:''' Hey, pal: You try not getting involved with a partner, she saves your life one minute, then nuzzles your crotch the
->'''Luger:''' Well
'''Luger:''' Well, York and I didn't have that kind of relationship, but when we did get together, she was always excited to see
->'''Colt:'''
'''Colt:''' When Claire was excited to see me, she'd pee on my
->'''Luger:'''
'''Luger:''' What do you think happened to
->'''Colt:'''
'''Colt:''' Maybe she just took off. I hadn't been paying enough attention to her. I realized how neglected she felt the night she shit in my shoes.
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->'''Mr. Burns:''' We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We ''both'' want a fair union contract.
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
->'''Mr. Burns:''' And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?
->'''Mr. Burns:''' I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God! He ''is'' coming on to me!
->'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. ''(giggles and winks)''
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' AAAHH!!! ''(out loud)'' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Last Exit to Springfield"
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
->'''Mr. Burns:''' And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?
->'''Mr. Burns:''' I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God! He ''is'' coming on to me!
->'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. ''(giggles and winks)''
->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' AAAHH!!! ''(out loud)'' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Last Exit to Springfield"
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->'''Mr. Burns:''' We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We ''both'' want a fair union contract. \n->'''Homer:''' \\
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice tome?
->'''Mr.me?\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' And if you scratch my back, I'll scratchyours.
->'''Homer:'''yours.\\
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Wait a minute. Is he coming on tome?
->'''Mr.me?\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's theharm?
->'''Homer:'''harm?\\
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God! He ''is'' coming on tome!
->'''Mr.me!\\
'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. ''(giggles andwinks)''
->'''Homer:'''winks)''\\
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' AAAHH!!! ''(out loud)'' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Last Exit to Springfield"
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to
->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Burns:''' And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch
->'''Homer:'''
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Wait a minute. Is he coming on to
->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Burns:''' I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the
->'''Homer:'''
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God! He ''is'' coming on to
->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. ''(giggles and
->'''Homer:'''
'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' AAAHH!!! ''(out loud)'' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God, he ''is'' coming on to me!
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->'''Homer:''' ''(thinking)'' Oh my God, he God! He ''is'' coming on to me!
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->'''Butt-Head''': This drunk dude said he was gonna pay us to do you. 10...\\
'''Dallas''': 10 grand? Muddy. Cheap-ass. Alright, I'll double it. I'll pay you $20,000 if you go back there and do him.\\
'''Butt-Head''': You want us to do a guy? No way!\\
'''Beavis''': I dunno Butt-Head, that is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick...(Butt-Head slaps him)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica''
'''Dallas''': 10 grand? Muddy. Cheap-ass. Alright, I'll double it. I'll pay you $20,000 if you go back there and do him.\\
'''Butt-Head''': You want us to do a guy? No way!\\
'''Beavis''': I dunno Butt-Head, that is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick...(Butt-Head slaps him)
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica''
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->'''The Stranger:''' ''Come on out!'' It's no good hiding anymore! I know who you are- more importantly, I know ''what'' you are! ''Come on out!'' No need for this to get ''bloody''! ''[Kratos answers the door]'' Huh. [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller Thought you'd be bigger]]. But you're definitely the one. Long way from home, aren't you?\\
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->'''The Stranger:''' ''Come on out!'' It's no good hiding anymore! I know who you are- more importantly, I know ''what'' you are! ''Come on out!'' Just tell me what I want to know! No need for this to get ''bloody''! ''[Kratos answers the door]'' Huh. [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller Thought you'd be bigger]]. But you're definitely the one. Long way from home, aren't you?\\
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->'''The Stranger:''' ''Come on out!'' It's no good hiding anymore! I know who you are- more importantly, I know ''what'' you are! ''Come on out!'' No need for this to get ''bloody''! ''[Kratos answers the door]'' Huh. [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller Thought you'd be bigger]]. But you're definitely the one. Long way from home, aren't you?\\
'''Kratos:''' What do you want?\\
'''The Stranger:''' Oh, you already know the answer to that.\\
'''Kratos:''' Whatever it is you seek, I do not have it. You should move on. ''[Turns his back on The Stranger]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' ''[laughs dryly]'' And here I thought your kind was supposed to be so much more... ''enlightened''. So much ''[[SuperiorSpecies better]]'' than us. So much ''smarter''! And yet ''you'' hide out here in the woods... ''[[BullyingADragon like a coward]]''.\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[turns to face The Stranger]'' [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou You do not want this fight]].\\
'''The Stranger:''' Ohhhhh... [[SuicidalOverconfidence I'm pretty sure that I do]]. ''[slaps Kratos out of nowhere]''\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[trying to [[TranquilFury contain his anger]] and glaring at The Stranger]'' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Leave. My. Home.]]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' ''You''... are going to have to kill me for that to happen. ''[He punches Kratos a few more times, until Kratos finally grabs his fist and forces it back]''\\
'''Kratos:''' IWarnedYou... ''[winds up for a punch]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' [[CombatSadomasochist Finally]]!\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[Punches The Stranger backwards]'' You would not listen.
-->--''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4'' [[note]] [[spoiler:The Stranger thinks Kratos is a Giant, Kratos thinks The Stranger knows he's a Greek god]] [[/note]]
'''Kratos:''' What do you want?\\
'''The Stranger:''' Oh, you already know the answer to that.\\
'''Kratos:''' Whatever it is you seek, I do not have it. You should move on. ''[Turns his back on The Stranger]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' ''[laughs dryly]'' And here I thought your kind was supposed to be so much more... ''enlightened''. So much ''[[SuperiorSpecies better]]'' than us. So much ''smarter''! And yet ''you'' hide out here in the woods... ''[[BullyingADragon like a coward]]''.\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[turns to face The Stranger]'' [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou You do not want this fight]].\\
'''The Stranger:''' Ohhhhh... [[SuicidalOverconfidence I'm pretty sure that I do]]. ''[slaps Kratos out of nowhere]''\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[trying to [[TranquilFury contain his anger]] and glaring at The Stranger]'' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Leave. My. Home.]]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' ''You''... are going to have to kill me for that to happen. ''[He punches Kratos a few more times, until Kratos finally grabs his fist and forces it back]''\\
'''Kratos:''' IWarnedYou... ''[winds up for a punch]''\\
'''The Stranger:''' [[CombatSadomasochist Finally]]!\\
'''Kratos:''' ''[Punches The Stranger backwards]'' You would not listen.
-->--''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4'' [[note]] [[spoiler:The Stranger thinks Kratos is a Giant, Kratos thinks The Stranger knows he's a Greek god]] [[/note]]
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-> ''[Carol Farnsworth has sent what she thinks is video evidence of the murder of Barbara Stone by her husband Sam to the police, only it’s actually a video nasty of Police Chief Henry Benton with a hooker. This conversation takes place over the phone]''\\
'''Benton:''' Hello?\\
'''Carol:''' Hello. Is this Chief Benton?\\
'''Benton:''' Uh, y-yes.\\
'''Carol:''' I’m the one who sent you the tape. Have you had a look at it yet?\\
'''Benton:''' ...Yes. I just saw it.\\
'''Carol:''' So what do you think?\\
'''Benton:''' ''[nervous, thinking he’s becoming a victim of blackmail]'' Well, obviously it’s very upsetting. This whole thing‘s making me ill.\\
'''Carol:''' ''[sighs]'' I agree. That poor woman, she had to go through a living hell! I’d rather die a quick death.\\
'''Benton:''' ''[testy]'' All right, all right! What do you want from me?\\
'''Carol:''' Well, arresting Sam Stone would be a good start.\\
'''Benton:''' ''[confused]'' You want me to arrest Sam Stone? Any special reason why I should arrest him?\\
'''Carol:''' ''[annoyed at having to point out the seemingly obvious]'' For murdering his wife!\\
'''Benton:''' ''[still a bit lost]'' Murder? Well, uh, all right, okay. But you know, it’s not gonna be easy, I’ll need evidence.\\
'''Carol:''' That tape isn’t enough to convince you? Jesus! ''[rolls her eyes]'' Think of the publicity you’ll get.\\
'''Benton:''' ''[plainly thinking “Oh God, she’ll expose my adultery if I don’t play her game”]'' Ahem, all right, all right. I’m convinced. I’ll have Sam Stone arrested.\\
'''Carol:''' Thank you. ''[hangs up]''
-->--''Film/RuthlessPeople''
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''[The obituary writers laugh; Charlie, overhearing, begins to suspect the plumber was the victim of a serial killer]''
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''[The obituary writers laugh; Charlie, overhearing, begins to suspect the plumber was the victim of a serial killer]''killer]''\\
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->'''Charlie:''' ''[Suspecting a recent obituary is of a serial killer victim]'' Did they mention anything about his wife?\\
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'''Charlie:''' Did they mention anything about his wife?\\
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->'''Sheriff Farley:''' Good. Good. That's good.
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->'''Sheriff Farley:''' [[OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers Good. Good. That's good.]]
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->'''Sebastian:''' ''(takes a deep breath)'' I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. ''(scuttles toward the king; speaks with a high crack)'' Yes--? ''(clears throat)'' Yes, your majesty?
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->'''Sebastian:''' ''(takes a deep breath)'' I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. ''(scuttles ''(slowly skitters toward the king; speaks with a high pitched crack)'' Yes--? Yes? ''(clears throat)'' Yes, your majesty?
-> (''Triton gestures for Sebastian to come closer; the crab nervously swims up to the throne'')
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->'''Sebastian:''' ''(hyperventilates)'' I TRIED TO STOP HER, SIR! SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN! I TOLD TO STAY AWAY FROM HUMANS! THEY ARE BAD, THEY ARE TROUBLE! THEY...!
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->'''Sebastian:''' ''(hyperventilates)'' ''(cracks)'' I TRIED TO STOP HER, SIR! SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN! I TOLD TO STAY AWAY FROM HUMANS! THEY ARE BAD, THEY ARE TROUBLE! THEY...!
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'''Virgil:''' No! And he can't! Hold on... ''[laughs]'' whoa, doc, we are talking about two different things here!
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'''Virgil:''' No! And he can't! Hold on... ''[laughs]'' whoa, Whoa, doc, we are talking about two different things here!
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->'''Hook:''' You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell and bring her to me. ''(tosses Smee down)'' ''UNDERSTAND?!''
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->'''Hook:''' You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell and bring her to me. ''(tosses Smee down)'' ''UNDERSTAND?!'''''''[[SuddenlyShouting UNDERSTAND?!]]'''''
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''[Behind the Simulant, Rimmer notices an escape capsule [[DirtyCoward and begins to creep towards it]].]''\\
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''[Behind the Simulant, Rimmer notices an escape capsule [[DirtyCoward and begins to creep towards it]]. Lister and the others watch in horror.]''\\