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->'''Kouko''': [[StalkerWithACrush You'll never escape from me Mitsuo]]. We grew up together, now we'll go to college together, and... we'll ''die'' together.\\

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->'''Kouko''': [[StalkerWithACrush You'll never escape from me me, Mitsuo]]. We grew up together, now we'll go to college together, and... we'll ''die'' together.\\


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->Of course [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Shirou]] had noticed all the things those girls had done. They were all beautiful and smart and any guy would be over the moon to date them. (..) Except all the attention, and gifts, and wrestling, and faking injuries, and throwing themselves at him, were very embarrassing. And a little creepy.\\
He preferred mature women.
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/51502480/chapters/130162735?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_744303316 Shinji's Grandmom Has Got It Going On]]''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/UtawarerumonoMaskOfDeception''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/UtawarerumonoMaskOfDeception''''VideoGame/UtawarerumonoMaskOfDeception''

->'''Vanilla''': What's the matter with you, Will? Don't you ''like'' girls?
->'''Will''': Well, you're... you're... you're too ''forward''.
-->-- ''Film/NoKidding''
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->''"She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor until I]]'' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor got]] ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor one!"]]''
-->-- '''Cody,''' WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour

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->''"She's ->''"I... vote for Sierra. She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor wanted... until I]]'' [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor got]] ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor one!"]]''
I ''got'' one!"''
-->-- '''Cody,''' WesternAnimation/TotalDrama '''Cody Anderson''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour
Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaTheAmAhZonRace The Am-AH-Zon Race]]"
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->You know, it is possible to be ''too'' attractive!

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->You ->''You know, it is possible to be ''too'' attractive!attractive!''



->Why is it whenever a ''man'' is captured by a ''woman'', all he wish to do is ''get away''?

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->Why ->''Why is it whenever a ''man'' is captured by a ''woman'', all he wish to do is ''get away''?away''?''
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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kDdlHTPZCY Golden Time Forever Online]]''

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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kDdlHTPZCY Golden Time Forever Online]]''Online]]''

->'''Kuon:''' Well, aren't you the luckiest fellow? You have so many cute girls that care so much about you.\\
'''Haku:''' Yeah, when they're this aggressive about it, I'm not sure I feel that lucky.
-->-- ''VideoGame/UtawarerumonoMaskOfDeception''
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'''Dr Cox:''' ''(interjecting)'' No, Carla. Men ''don't'' love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, '''[[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop ignore the living hell out of him.]]'''

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'''Dr Cox:''' ''(interjecting)'' No, Carla. Men ''don't'' love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, '''[[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop ignore '''ignore the living hell out of him.]]''''''
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->''"You know, it is possible to be too attractive!"''

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->''"You ->You know, it is possible to be too attractive!"''''too'' attractive!



-> '' "Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?"''

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-> '' "Why ->Why is it whenever a man ''man'' is captured by a woman, ''woman'', all he wish to do is get away?"''''get away''?

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