Quotes / No Guy Wants to Be Chased

There are at least half a dozen members of the Former Fiances of Jennifer Love Hewitt Support Group, so the real life Miss Prissy definitely knows how to catch a man (itís the "not scaring him away by telling him she wants to surgically connect their fingers together so they can hold hands FOREVER" part that continues to elude her ass).
Michael K., "Jennifer Love Hewittís Latest Tip On How To Catch A Man"

"You know, it is possible to be too attractive!"
Pepe Le Pew, Looney Tunes, "For Scent-imental Reasons"

"She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted, until I got one!"
Cody, Total Drama World Tour

Sisko: Constable, you can handle thieves and killers, but not one Betazoid woman?
Odo: I understand thieves and killers. I don't understand... her!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Forsaken"

Kamala: My empathic powers can only sense a man of deep passion, and conviction. So controlled. So disciplined. I am simply curious to know what lies beneath...
Picard: (panicking) Nothing. Nothing lies beneath.
Star Trek: The Next Generation, "The Perfect Mate"

Carla: You should have just asked him out. Men love that.
Dr Cox: (interjecting) No, Carla. Men don't love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.

Kouko: You'll never escape from me Mitsuo. We grew up together, now we'll go to college together, and... we'll die together.
Banri: Dude she's a keeper.
Mitsuo: Yeah, as in "keep her the hell away from me"! No college for you Kouko! I'm banning you!
Kouko: You're banning me?
Mitsuo: I ban thee!
Kouko: You ban me?
Banri: I'm Banri.
Mitsuo: That's it, Mitsuo outie!
(Mitsuo runs out of the room as fast as he can)
Kouko: (running after him) Mitsuo, wait! Don't outie without me, we have to do everything together.
Mitsuo: (offscreen) Call the cops!