"You know, it is possible to be too attractive!"
— Pepe Le Pew, Looney Tunes, "For Scent-imental Reasons"
"She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted, until I got one!"
— Cody, Total Drama World Tour
Kamala: My empathic powers can only sense a man of deep passion, and conviction. So controlled. So disciplined. I am simply curious to know what lies beneath...
Picard: (panicking) Nothing. Nothing lies beneath.
—Star Trek: The Next Generation, "The Perfect Mate"
Carla: You should have just asked him out. Men love that.
Dr Cox: (interjecting) No, Carla. Men don't love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.