History Quotes / NeverSayDie

-->-- Dept. Store Spook, ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

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-->--Creator/GeorgeCarlin.

-->'''[[spoiler: Lars]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

“The Green Goblin scares [[TheGwenStacy Gwen Stacy]] so much that she bumps her head on the Brooklyn Bridge and gets amnesia, [[ResetButton completely forgetting her relationship]] with Peter Parker.”\\\

->'''Yami''': "I thought you wanted to kill me"\\
'''Marik''': "Yes I- Wait No! I don't want to ''kill'' you! I just want to ''destroy'' you a little! Geez! Talk about overreacting!"

->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': "I don't know quite how to say this, but I'm afraid our dear pal Squidward is... is pushing up daisies!"\\
'''Patrick''': "[[SubvertedTrope Oh, I thought he was dead.]]"

->'''Maude:''' Oh, foo! ''(takes one last gasp of air and faceplants into her dinner)''
->'''Ginger:''' Mom... is Grandma... napping?
->'''Lois:''' I don't think so, Ginge. Somehow, I really don't think so.
->'''Courtney:''' Poor dear...
->''The next day at school...''
->'''Ginger:''' ...And her last words were "Oh, foo"...
->'''Dodie/Macie:''' Oh, foo...

->''We thought you...We thought [[UnusualEuphemism your game was over!]]

-->--Douglas Crockford, "The [[{{Bowdlerize}} Expurgation]] of ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion'' for the UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem" [[http://www.crockford.com/wrrrld/maniac.html]]

->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': "I don't know quite how to say this, but I'm afraid our dear pal Squidward is... is pushing up daisies."\\
'''Patrick''': "Oh, I thought he was dead."

->'''Deadpool:''' We go into that compound, find Agent McGuffin, snag the list, then unalive Taskmaster and his acolytes. Capishe.\\

'''Deadpool:''' WOAH! Yeah that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes we're gonna unalive them.

-->--Douglas Crockford, "The [[{{Bowdlerize}} Expurgation]] of ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion'' for the NintendoEntertainmentSystem" [[http://www.crockford.com/wrrrld/maniac.html]]

-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircuit''

->''This being the PG era, {{WWE}} would never say what [[ToiletHumor exactly it was that dropped]] on [[Wrestling/AJLee AJ]] and [[Wrestling/DolphZiggler Dolph]], other than a “smelly mess.” So it could have been ice cream after all. ''[[FauxHorrific Expired]]'' ice cream, at least.''

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' reviews ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastII''

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' reviews Creator/GoldenFilms' 1999 AnimatedAdaptation of ''Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast''

-->''"Yes, that's right, we'll ''get'' him! We wouldn't want to kill him, save that for [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast the hardcore Disney version]]!"''

-->''"Yes, get the Beast! We wouldn't want to kill him, that's for [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast the hardcore Disney version]]!"''
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' reviews ''Creator/GoldenFilms''' 1999 AnimatedAdaptation of ''Literature/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->''"In our last episode, [[ComicBook/TheDarkphoenixSaga the Dark Phoenix Saga]] ended with absolutely no consequences for anyone involved. The Phoenix Force cheerily went off into space on its own and [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse no one was concerned about this at all]], the Shi’ar Empire shrugged and said 'my bad' for trying to murder the X-Men, and Jean… Well, Jean died, but only [[DeathIsCheap for about two minutes]] before she was brought back by the X-Men... The whole thing led us to a discussion of how we could remove the violence from ''other'' famous comic book stories. Here are a few of my favorites:"\\\

-->-- ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

->''"Don't say that, never say that! Goonies never say die!"''
-->-- '''Mikey''', ''Film/TheGoonies''

-->--'''Copperhead''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited''; "Kid Stuff"

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-3x16-cold-comfort/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ("Cold Comfort")

-->--''Main/SpyKids''

-->--''Main/PowerRangers''

-->--''Main/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

-->--'''Cole''', ''{{Goosebumps}}'', book ''Chicken Chicken''

-->--''SpongeBobSquarePants''

-->-- '''Ambrose Bierce''', ''The Devil's Dictionary''

-->--'''Copperhead''', ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited''; "Kid Stuff"

-->--Douglas Crockford, "The [[{{Bowdlerize}} Expurgation]] of ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion'' for the NintendoEntertainmentSystem"

->'''Alexa''': We were almost-
->'''Ian''': But you weren't. Timing is everything.

->'''Yami''': "I thought you wanted to kill me"
->'''Marik''': "Yes I- Wait No! I don't want to ''kill'' you! I just want to ''destroy'' you a little! Geez! Talk about overreacting!"

->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': "I don't know quite how to say this, but I'm afraid our dear pal Squidward is... is pushing up daisies."
->'''Patrick''': "Oh, I thought he was dead."

->'''Dexter:''' Charmander: The best of the three starter Pokémon in ''[[{{VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue}} Red]]'' and ''[[{{VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue}} Blue]]''. If the flame on its tail goes out, it'll die.
->'''Ash:''' Die? What does that mean?
->'''Dexter:''' I'm sorry, did I say, "die"? Uh...I meant, "go to sleep, for a really long time." Yeah.
->'''Brock:''' Ash, the thing looks like it could di-er, go to sleep any second now! Catch it and we'll take it to the Pokémon Center.

->'''Dad:''' That's where all small, less significant pets go when they...
->'''Dee Dee:''' Run out of batteries?
->'''Dad:''' That's a nice way to put it, Dee Dee.

->'''Deadpool:''' We go into that compound, find Agent McGuffin, snag the list, then unalive Taskmaster and his acolytes. Capishe.
->'''Spider-Man:''' Wait... "unalive" them?
->'''Deadpool:''' Yeah... yeah here's the thing. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I can't really say the K-word out loud. It's a weird mental tic]]. (laughs) But we're going to destroy them, make them disappear, sleep with the fishes, WE'LL K-WORD THEM!
->'''Spider-Man:''' You mean you want to [[AvertedTrope kill]] them?
->'''Deadpool:''' WOAH! Yeah that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes we're gonna unalive them.

-->--GeorgeCarlin.

->"I'm getting old. And it's okay. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die. I'll pass away. Or I'll expire, like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a terminal episode. The insurance company will refer to it as negative patient care outcome. And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a therapeutic misadventure."
-->--GeorgeCarlin.