History Quotes / NetworkDecay

[[UsefulNotes/TheMillenniumAgeOfAnimation But the times they are a-changing,]]\\

-->--'''Kellie Baldyga''', a publicist for Wrestling/{{WWE}}. (Yes, really, they actually admitted this.)

->''"After weeks of rumors that Creator/{{TLC}} would become the less one cunt network (so that's what ''TLC'' really stands for) by dropping Kate Gosselin completely, they have officially announced that '''[[Series/JonAndKatePlusEight Kate Plus 8]]''''s current season will be its last... But on the bright side, now that the cameras will no longer be crawling all over their house, the kids won't have to see their [[AttentionWhore lens-fucking]] mom as much."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2011/08/15/kate-minus-show/ DListed,]]''''' "Kate Minus a Show."

->''"We are no longer a wrestling company but rather [[IncompetenceInc a global entertainment company]] with a movie studio, international licensing deals, publisher of three magazines, consumer good distributor and more."''

->''"Maybe I'm suffering from [[NostalgiaFilter 90's baby "Who Moved My Cheese?" syndrome]], but Creator/CartoonNetwork may want to focus on CARTOONS.. Even Creator/AdultSwim sucks. With the exception of '''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''', the {{Anime}}-Saturday blocks, and few other shows, it's horrible. Creator/TimAndEric aren't funny. '''The World Around You''' is not funny. Where is my adult-oriented funny?!? It's like the very industry I want to be a part of is falling down around me."''
-->--'''Jhenne Tyler B.''', [[http://jhennebean.blogspot.com/2009/03/et-tu-cartoon-network.html Et Tu Cartoon Network?]]

->''"There was Music/{{U2}}, and {{Music/Blondie}}\\

-->--'''''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'''', referring to MTV’s transition to Reality TV.

->'''Butt-Head:''' They don’t play many video’s anymore. It’s all, like, shows and people snowboarding and stuff.
-->--'''''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'''', referring to MTV’s transition to Reality TV.

->'''Creator/{{CNN}} Representative:''' These new scripted programs will attract deep-pocketed advertisers!\\

-->-- Creator/{{Freeform}} (originally the Christian Broadcast Network), station ident placed after ''Series/The700Club''.

-->-- '''Harry Hill''', interviewed on BBC Radio 5 Live.

-->-- '''Harry Hill'''

-->-- '''Harry Hill''

we’ve heard it [[BlatantLies blows your mind]].

-->--'''[[http://twitter.com/#!/JimCantore/status/13165039488 Jim Cantore]]''' on Twitter; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_tornadoes_in_April_2010#April_30_event April 30,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Tennessee_floods 2010.]] [[note]] ([[{{Irony}} Ironically,]] said movie was called ''Wind.'') [[/note]]

-->--'''Jerry Beck''', ''Blog/CartoonBrew'', [[http://www.cartoonbrew.com/tv/the-office-on-adult-swim.html on an article about]] the UK version of ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'' being premiered on Creator/AdultSwim.

-->--'''Jerry Beck''', ''Blog/CartoonBrew'', [[http://www.cartoonbrew.com/tv/the-office-on-adult-swim.html on an article about]] the UK version of ''TheOffice'' being premiered on Creator/AdultSwim.

->''"Des [Lynam] switched sides to {{ITV}} as it has more live football than Creator/TheBBC, unsurprising as even Creator/CartoonNetwork has more live football than the BBC."''

[[TheMillenniumAgeOfAnimation But the times they are a-changing,]]\\

->''"'''WhoWantsToBeASuperhero''' was a reality show developed by Creator/StanLee and the [[Creator/{{Syfy}} Sci Fi Channel]], before they decided poor literacy is cool and that women prefer the letter Y as opposed to C and I."''

->''"This weekend on TheHistoryChannel, someone digs through old plastic junk ("It's a '''Dukes of Hazzard''' wastebasket!"), someone else tries to sell a doll head ("I used to take the heads off the bodies, and I kept the heads")... and Larry the Cable Guy taste-tests Tabasco sauce ("I can't feel my dadgum tongue!"). The History Channel. What the hell happened to us?"''
-->--''JimmyKimmelLive''

->''"Hello, cable service? I'm watching BlackEntertainmentTelevision, but there aren't any black people and it isn't entertaining."''

-->--'''Kellie Baldyga''', a publicist for {{WWE}}. (Yes, really, they actually admitted this.)

-->--'''Creator/WilWheaton''' [[http://twitter.com/wilw/status/238851722431315968 on]] {{Twitter}}.

->''"Remember [[Creator/CartoonNetwork they]] used to run "[[WhatACartoonShow What-A-Cartoon]]"? Now it’s "Where's-the-Cartoons?""''