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->'''Krusty:''' Look, uh... about the Ribwich. There aren't going to be any more. The animal we made 'em from is now extinct.\\
'''Homer:''' The pig?\\
'''Otto:''' The cow?\\
'''Krusty:''' You're ''way'' off. Think smaller. Think more legs.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS14E12ImSpellingAsFastAsICan I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"
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->''Tripper'': Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was '''veal'''. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's [[TropeNamer Mystery Meat]] contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
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->''Tripper'': ->'''Tripper''': Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was '''veal'''.''veal''. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's [[TropeNamer Mystery Meat]] contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
-->=--''{{Film/Meatballs}}''-->--''{{Film/Meatballs}}''
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->''Tripper'': Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was '''veal'''. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's [[TropeNamer Mystery Meat]] contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
-->=--''{{Film/Meatballs}}''
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->''Hobb's sausages were made of grease and salt and things that did not bear thinking about.''
-->--''Literature/ADanceWithDragons''
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->''My Dearest Diary: Thursday, as you may have heard, is Meat Loaf Day in the cafeteria. It feels so good to know that our cooks are doing the part to make sure that the elbow meat of weasels -- which is too often wastefully discarded after weasels are run over -- is carefully made into lunch for me and my fellow innocent children. At least I think it is weasel elbow meat.''
-->-- '''Jamie Kelly''', ''Literature/DearDumbDiary''
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-> ''Not for those who prefer to know the origin of their meats.''
-->-- '''Raw Meat Dumpling''' item description, ''VideoGame/EldenRing''
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->''"Did you know [[StockYuck hot dogs]] have every single animal in them? Hot dogs [[RougeAnglesOfSatin is]] like an actual zoo, or [[YourMom my mom's house.]] [[CrazyCatLady Bitch has a lot of pets."'']]

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->''"Did you know [[StockYuck hot dogs]] have every single animal in them? Hot dogs [[RougeAnglesOfSatin is]] like an actual zoo, or [[YourMom my mom's house.]] [[CrazyCatLady Bitch has a lot of pets."'']]"]]''



-->--''String City,'' by Graham Edwards

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-->--''String City,'' -->--''Literature/StringCity,'' by Graham Edwards
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->'''Rue:''' You wouldn't believe the stuff they say is in that mashed goop.\\
'''Tessa:''' I'm not sure who "they" are... but I'll defer to their expertise.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain''
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-->-- '''Part of the description for [[LethalChef Hu Tao]]'s''' "Ghostly March" dish, ''[[VideoGame/GenshinImpact]]''

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-->-- '''Part of the description for [[LethalChef Hu Tao]]'s''' "Ghostly March" dish, ''[[VideoGame/GenshinImpact]]''
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-> ''...After all, this plate is full of top quality, taste bud blasting--actually, what on earth is this stuff, anyway?''
-->-- '''Part of the description for [[LethalChef Hu Tao]]'s''' "Ghostly March" dish, ''[[VideoGame/GenshinImpact]]''
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-->-- '''Mr. Crunch''', ''Creator/WillMcDaniel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_hu_ets5g Customer Services]]''

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-->-- '''Mr. Crunch''', Crutch''', ''Creator/WillMcDaniel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_hu_ets5g Customer Services]]''
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-> ''Hello and welcome to the Dubious Meat Company, where our meat is always... something.''
-->-- '''Mr. Crunch''', ''Creator/WillMcDaniel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_hu_ets5g Customer Services]]''

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->''The grade 3 stew actually contains ingredients with names other than "dunno" or "not sure, but it was definitely dead when I threw it in."''
-->-- '''FlavorText for Grade 3 Skybuilders' Stew''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
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->'''Pearl:''' Yo, what do you think Crusty Sean's food is REALLY made of?
->'''Marina:''' I don't wanna know...
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
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-->-- John Oliver, ''LiveActionTv/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

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-->-- John Oliver, ''LiveActionTv/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
'''John Oliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''



-->-- '''Shane Dawson''', ''WebOriginal/ShaneDawson''

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-->-- '''Shane Dawson''', ''WebOriginal/ShaneDawson''
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\n->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Sunyana]]:''' All the meat I get from you I process - and I mean ''process.'' I don't do steaks or chops or joints anymore, just hamburger and sausage, reconstituted loaf. Anything to disguise what it's actually made of.
->'''[[SpiderPeople Arachne]]:''' ''One might take offense at such a statement.''
->'''Sunyana:''' I don't mean to be rude, Arachne, but if I told people the entire city had been eating spider meat for the past three month, [[IAteWhat there'd be a riot]]. Or worse.
-->--''String City,'' by Graham Edwards

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\n->''"Did you know [[StockYuck hot dogs]] have every single animal in them? Hot dogs [[RougeAnglesOfSatin is]] like an actual zoo, or [[YourMom my mom's house.]] [[CrazyCatLady Bitch has a lot of pets."'']]
-->-- '''Shane Dawson''', ''WebOriginal/ShaneDawson''


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-->-- '''Eric Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/Duckman!''



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-->-- '''Eric Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/Duckman!''


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-->-- '''Eric Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/Duckman''



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-->-- '''Eric Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/Duckman''


''WesternAnimation/Duckman!''


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\n->''"I think I just bit into a [[ItTastesLikeFeet squirrel]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Duckman''', ''WesternAnimation/Duckman''


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->''"How do they get meat to turn purple?"''

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->''"How do they ([[LethalChef the lunchladies]]) get meat to turn purple?"''


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->''"Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFate You know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]"''

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->''"Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the this state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFate You know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]"''



->''How do they get meat to turn purple?''

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->''How ->''"How do they get meat to turn purple?''purple?"''
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->''How do they get meat to turn purple?''
-->-- '''Travis''', ''WesternAnimation/OzzyAndDrix''
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->''Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFate You know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]''

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->''Yes, ->''"Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFate You know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]'']]"''
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->''Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFateYou know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]''

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->''Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFateYou [[TemptingFate You know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]''
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->''Yes, the New York attorney general is attempting to shut down daily fantasy in the state. And if that happens, the best way to gamble here will once again be buying meat on a stick from a guy with a cart. [[ARareSentence Why does my chicken have whiskers?]] [[TemptingFateYou know what, I'm hungry. I'm rolling the dice.]]''
-->-- John Oliver, ''LiveActionTv/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

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To think of all the marvelous ways they're using plastics nowadays,\\

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To think of all the marvelous ways they're ways\\
They're
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-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"

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-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', -->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"
Soldier", ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer''
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->''"In Flea Bottom we called [stew] "bowls of brown." We'd pretend the meat in them was chicken. We knew it wasn't chicken."''

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->''"In Flea Bottom we called [stew] "bowls 'bowls of brown." ' We'd pretend the meat in them was chicken. We knew it wasn't chicken."''
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->''Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war\\
But his savory collations add to our ''esprit de corps''\\
To think of all the marvelous ways they're using plastics nowadays,\\
It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier!''
-->--'''Music/TomLehrer''', "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"

->''"In Flea Bottom we called [stew] "bowls of brown." We'd pretend the meat in them was chicken. We knew it wasn't chicken."''
-->-- '''Gendry''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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