History Quotes / MundaneUtility

15th Nov '15 2:56:37 PM Prfnoff
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->'''Argent''': You'd think that if you spent that much effort to get it you'd do something more destructive with it.\\ '''Khrima''': When you get an orbital laser you can do whatever you want with it. -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'' [[http://adventurers.keenspot.com/d/20030430.html #807]]
11th Sep '15 4:36:43 PM eroock
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->'''Ed:''' You put ''something'' inside the cylinder of wormholes, turn them on for a fraction of a second, turn them off again... what have you got?\\ '''Sam:''' ...The world's most ludicrously advanced bread-slicer? -->-- '''[[http://everything2.com/title/Ed%2520stories Ed stories]]'''
23rd Jul '15 6:38:32 PM nombretomado
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-->--''MegasXLR'', "All I Wanted Was A Slushie"
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-->--''MegasXLR'', -->--''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'', "All I Wanted Was A Slushie"
2nd Jun '15 7:25:40 AM MissMokushiroku
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->''It is a truth universally acknowledged that nothing is more successful at inspiring a person to mischief as being told not to do something. Unfortunately, the Chantry of the Divine Age had some trouble with obvious truths. Although it did not outlaw magic--quite the contrary, as the Chantry relied upon magic to kindle the eternal flame which burns in every brazier in every chantry--it relegated mages to lighting candles and lamps. Perhaps occasional dusting of rafters and eaves.'' ->''I will give my readers a moment to contemplate how well such a role satisfied the mages of the time.'' -->--"History of the Circle," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''
16th Mar '15 1:36:02 AM Trogdor
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->''"Finbar lamented the fact that his psychic powers could not ascertain who would win the All-Ireland Championship. What good were psychic powers, he asked, if they couldn't tell you who was going to win the Gaelic football?"'' -->-- ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''
3rd Feb '15 4:22:26 PM Argon2
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->'''Shinbo:''' If she kept going with that kind of diet, don't you think Kyoko would get fat?\\ '''Urobuchi:''' Probably won't. Thanks [to her] magical power. -->-- An [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_Official_Guidebook_%22You_Are_Not_Alone%22 interview]] with the creators of ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
25th Nov '14 11:30:54 PM Gorank
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'''Jamie:''' ''That's the spirit!''\\ ''MegasXLR'', "All I Wanted Was A Slushie" ->'''Aperture Science Engineer:''' ''man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain''\\ --''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' ->''I don't know what's funnier. That goofy look on Superboy's face, or the fact that the best use Martha Kent can think of to do with her super powers is house keeping...''\\ --[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=444:inappropriate-uses-of-superpowers&catid=33:weird-science-index&Itemid=37 Superdickery]] -> You have a time machine and you use it for ... watching television?\\ --''Literature/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency''
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'''Jamie:''' ''That's the spirit!''\\ ''MegasXLR'', spirit!'' -->--''MegasXLR'', "All I Wanted Was A Slushie" ->'''Aperture Science Engineer:''' ''man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain''\\ --''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' curtain'' -->--''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' ->''I don't know what's funnier. That goofy look on Superboy's face, or the fact that the best use Martha Kent can think of to do with her super powers is house keeping...''\\ --[[http://superdickery.'' -->--[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=444:inappropriate-uses-of-superpowers&catid=33:weird-science-index&Itemid=37 Superdickery]] -> You have a time machine and you use it for ... watching television?\\ --''Literature/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency'' television? -->--''Literature/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency''

->-- '''Stephen King''', ''The Tommyknockers''
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->-- '''Stephen -->--'''Stephen King''', ''The Tommyknockers''

'''Ice Man''': Our AC bill is really low during the summer. ->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
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'''Ice Man''': Our AC bill is really low during the summer. ->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' summer. -->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"
18th Apr '14 2:28:35 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on {{grinding}}
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-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on {{grinding}} LevelGrinding
18th Apr '14 2:28:14 PM johnnyfog
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->(''On mundane grinding quests'') "The fact that I was a necromancer made it pretty funny, though; I pictured the farmer's wife standing at the kitchen window, watching me chase moles out of the vegetable garden by summoning shadow-demons from the stygian pit to curse their very souls and then turning to her husband and going: "He does know we've got a spade he can use, right?"" -->--'''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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->(''On mundane grinding quests'') "The ->''"The fact that I was a necromancer made it pretty funny, though; I pictured the farmer's wife standing at the kitchen window, watching me chase moles out of the vegetable garden by summoning shadow-demons from the stygian pit to curse their very souls and then turning to her husband and going: "He does know we've got a spade he can use, right?"" -->--'''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' right?""'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on {{grinding}} ->''"Now, if you ask me, a real human brain mapped into a computer would be more like MaxHeadroom, using his newfound power to play music videos, yammer on about golf, and probably [[TheInternetIsForPorn watch every porn flick on the Internet]] at once. Oh wait, I'm thinking of myself."'' -->--'''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/04/fanboy_flick_pick_transcendence_is_a_sci-fi_of_ide.php on]] ''{{Film/Transcendence}}''

-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jonathan Kent]]''', ''Adventure Comics #289''
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-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jonathan Kent]]''', ''Adventure Comics #289''#289'' ----
28th Mar '14 3:48:26 PM NESBoy
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->"Ordinarily, I'd light my cigar with a match! But do I need a match now? Certainly not! Not if I have super-powers!" -->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jonathan Kent]]''', ''Adventure Comics #289''
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