History Quotes / MrViceGuy

->''I did spend $76,520 on hookers, booze and dancers. But mainly hookers. I was a little shocked initially, but then I realized I could claim most of it back as entertainment. It's true!''
-->--'''Will Emerson''', ''Film/MarginCall''

-->--'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''', ''Poor Richard's Almanack'' (1751)

->''Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that, too.''
-->--'''Creator/BillyDeeWilliams''' responds to criticism for endorsing Colt. 45 malt liqour

-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-cleveland-browns-1626915245 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Cleavland Browns"

-->--'''Eric Konigsberg''', [[http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/07/nyregion/07therapists.html?pagewanted=all "Age of Riches - Challenges of $600-a-Session Patients"]]

-->--'''Princess Celestia''', ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic #33''

-->--''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''

-->--'''Friar Tuck''', ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves''

-->--''Literature/TheWeeFreeMen''

->"There's too much money in my fucking hand!"'' Oh, don't worry, Johnny. Flip more people the bird, and the NFL's [[MoralGuardians morality police]] will happily relieve you of that cash...I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[BunnyEarsLawyer after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome is about to get his ass kicked.]]''

->''How Charlie hasn’t officially changed his name to '[[PunnyName F.N. Hammered]]' is beyond me.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/16/so-how-is-charlie-sheen-doing/ Michael K.]]''', "So, How Is Creator/CharlieSheen Doing?"

->I did spend $76,520 on hookers, booze and dancers. But mainly hookers. I was a little shocked initially, but then I realized I could claim most of it back as entertainment. It's true!

->Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that, too.

->How Charlie hasn’t officially changed his name to '[[PunnyName F.N. Hammered]]' is beyond me.

->''"There's too much money in my fucking hand!"'' Oh, don't worry, Johnny. Flip more people the bird, and the NFL's [[MoralGuardians morality police]] will happily relieve you of that cash...I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[BunnyEarsLawyer after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome is about to get his ass kicked.]]

->''"There's too much money in my fucking hand!"'' Oh, don't worry, Johnny. Flip more people the bird, and the NFL's [[MoralGuardians morality police]] will happily relieve you of that cash...I say all this as someone who likes Manziel. I would prefer to ignore the rather obvious fact that Johnny is here for the money and the girls, and just pretend he's some magical throwback that can turn it on when the game starts, like John Belushi hitting every line in a sketch [[BunnyEarsLawyer after shooting 50 speedballs.]] But my inner football tightass knows this isn't how it works. My inner football tightass knows that Manziel [[RealityEnsues is about to get his ass kicked.]]

-->--'''Billy Dee Williams''' responds to criticism for endorsing Colt. 45 malt liqour

-->--'''UsefulNotes/BenjaminFranklin''', ''Poor Richard's Almanack'' (1751)

->''“'Superbly well-to-do people tend to have much less of an impetus to work through things now,' Dr. Stone said. 'They have so many opportunities to seek gratification that they’re not hurting in the same way. I’m thinking of a narcissistic and unmarried patient in his late 40s who, in another time and under most circumstances, you’d have said missed the boat. He could get gratification through his wealth and move from one model to another, so that he didn’t really need to maintain a relationship.'"''

->''"This was a noble house once, lad! [=McDucks=] sailed forth in fear o' no man born o' woman ... except maybe the tax collector!"''
-->--''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''

->''"I did spend $76,520 on hookers, booze and dancers. But mainly hookers. I was a little shocked initially, but then I realized I could claim most of it back as entertainment. It's true! "''

->''"Tis easier to suppress the first Desire, than to satisfy all that follow it."''

->''"Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that, too."''

->'''"How Charlie hasn’t officially changed his name to '[[PunnyName F.N. Hammered]]' is beyond me."''

->''"Certainly his daily cocaine intake in [[TheSeventies the 70s]] would have killed a platoon of Marines. Then factor in that he subsisted on a diet of glasses of milk and the occasional raw egg while sustaining a touring and recording schedule that would cripple a normal human being and you start to wonder if ''Film/TheManWhoFellToEarth wasn't entirely fictional."''
-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-last-rock-n-roll-album.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]''' on Music/DavidBowie