History Quotes / MoralGuardians

31st Mar '17 2:51:58 PM nombretomado
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->''"You know what, it's okay. If BillOReilly needs to have an enemy, he needs to feel persecuted, you know what, here's my Kwanzaa gift to him...I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality! And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium!"''

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->''"You know what, it's okay. If BillOReilly Creator/BillOReilly needs to have an enemy, he needs to feel persecuted, you know what, here's my Kwanzaa gift to him...I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality! And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium!"''
31st Mar '17 2:22:41 AM MeekGazelle
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-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/02/outside-government-torchwood-children_10.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

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-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/02/outside-government-torchwood-children_10.html eruditorumpress.com/blog/outside-the-government-torchwood-children-of-earth-day-two/ Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''
19th Jan '17 7:39:54 AM lalaTKG
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[[HypocriticalHumor Before somebody thinks of blaming us!]]

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[[HypocriticalHumor Before somebody thinks of blaming us!]]us!]]''
19th Jan '17 7:39:20 AM lalaTKG
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-> ''(...)The smut we must stop,\\
The trash we must smash,\\
The laughter and fun must all be undone.\\
We must blame them and cause a fuss\\
[[HypocriticalHumor Before somebody thinks of blaming us!]]
--> "Blame Canada", ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''
7th Jan '17 2:56:27 PM nombretomado
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->''"Wertham wasn’t the only anti-comics hysteric, but he was the first to do a whole book out of the subject, and his testimony formed the bulk of the anti-comics portion of the 1953 juvenile delinquency hearings that ended up crippling the industry. Wertham’s testimony, equal parts irate nonsense and also book tour promotional stop for ''Seduction'', which had just come out, got half the mothers in the country terrified of just what comic books were doing to their poor, susceptible ''LeaveItToBeaver'' [[TheFifties 1950s]] kids. His testimony contained no scientific data, was based on no credible research, and willfully misrepresented the content of the comics he was using as examples, but he brought with him [[KnowNothingKnowItAll the veneer of a very respectable doctor]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren fighting the good fight for the kids]]."''

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->''"Wertham wasn’t the only anti-comics hysteric, but he was the first to do a whole book out of the subject, and his testimony formed the bulk of the anti-comics portion of the 1953 juvenile delinquency hearings that ended up crippling the industry. Wertham’s testimony, equal parts irate nonsense and also book tour promotional stop for ''Seduction'', which had just come out, got half the mothers in the country terrified of just what comic books were doing to their poor, susceptible ''LeaveItToBeaver'' ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver'' [[TheFifties 1950s]] kids. His testimony contained no scientific data, was based on no credible research, and willfully misrepresented the content of the comics he was using as examples, but he brought with him [[KnowNothingKnowItAll the veneer of a very respectable doctor]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren fighting the good fight for the kids]]."''
18th Dec '16 12:34:01 PM ArgonianLorekeeper
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->''"WARNING:\\
The following chapter contains scenes that are so intense and horrific, they may not be suitable for viewing by people who can't take a joke.\\
If you are easily offended, or if you tend to blame all of society's evils on TV shows and cartoon characters, please run to your nearest supermarket and get a life. They're located in the "Get Real" section next to the clues.\\
Good luck!"''
-->-- '''Chapter 21: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter (in Flip-O-Rama)''', ''[[Literature/CaptainUnderpants Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants]]''
16th Sep '16 6:28:05 AM Trogdor7620
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->''"Kids, you can't see this, it's too much. Sure, you can see people getting blown up, eviscerated, and blood everywhere, but boobs?! HOW DARE YOU! '''HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT?!'''"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' playing '''VideoGame/HuniePop'''
17th Jun '16 12:02:57 AM gewunomox
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-->--"The Morality Squad", '''{{GWAR}}'''

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-->--"The Morality Squad", '''{{GWAR}}'''
'''Music/{{GWAR}}'''
13th Mar '16 10:29:11 AM Luigifan
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->family values: ''An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundamentalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver''.''

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->family values: ''An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundamentalist fuckmuppets [[TheFundamentalist fundamentalist]] [[ActivistFundamentalistAntics fuckmuppets]] as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver''.''



->''"I will admit that I too am something of an outrage addict...Yes, the world is full of outrageous things—acts of astonishing dishonesty. But outrage, or, I should say, ''other people’s'' outrage is really, really tedious."''

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->''"I will admit that I too am something of an outrage addict...Yes, the world is full of outrageous things—acts things -— acts of astonishing dishonesty. But outrage, or, I should say, ''other people’s'' outrage is really, really tedious."''



->''"'Think of the children' being a slogan that almost completely forecloses any possibility of actually doing so. 'The children' are in the end a nebulously defined potential utopia severed from the lived experience of any actual people. They are non-existent but ideal citizens, defined by the very fact of their non-participation in sex or politics. When the child becomes an adult - i.e. an actual functioning citizen, they notably lose this aura of protection, rendering the [[{{Hypocrite}} ugly fallacy]] of this rhetoric clear."''

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->''"'Think ->''"'{{Think of the children' children}}' being a slogan that almost completely forecloses any possibility of actually doing so. 'The children' are in the end a nebulously defined potential utopia severed from the lived experience of any actual people. They are non-existent but ideal citizens, defined by the very fact of their non-participation in sex or politics. When the child becomes an adult - -- i.e. an actual functioning citizen, they notably lose this aura of protection, rendering the [[{{Hypocrite}} ugly fallacy]] of this rhetoric clear."''



->''"Wertham wasn’t the only anti-comics hysteric, but he was the first to do a whole book out of the subject, and his testimony formed the bulk of the anti-comics portion of the 1953 juvenile delinquency hearings that ended up crippling the industry. Wertham’s testimony, equal parts irate nonsense and also book tour promotional stop for ''Seduction'', which had just come out, got half the mothers in the country terrified of just what comic books were doing to their poor, susceptible ''LeaveItToBeaver'' [[TheFifties 1950s]] kids. His testimony contained no scientific data, was based on no credible research, and willfully misrepresented the content of the comics he was using as examples, but he brought with him the veneer of [[KnowNothingKnowItAll a very respectable doctor]] fighting the good fight for the kids."''

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->''"Wertham wasn’t the only anti-comics hysteric, but he was the first to do a whole book out of the subject, and his testimony formed the bulk of the anti-comics portion of the 1953 juvenile delinquency hearings that ended up crippling the industry. Wertham’s testimony, equal parts irate nonsense and also book tour promotional stop for ''Seduction'', which had just come out, got half the mothers in the country terrified of just what comic books were doing to their poor, susceptible ''LeaveItToBeaver'' [[TheFifties 1950s]] kids. His testimony contained no scientific data, was based on no credible research, and willfully misrepresented the content of the comics he was using as examples, but he brought with him the veneer of [[KnowNothingKnowItAll the veneer of a very respectable doctor]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren fighting the good fight for the kids.kids]]."''



->''"I agree with the minority of Christians who eschew {{Christian rock}} as 'the music of the devil', although not for the same reasons: it is immaterial whether Christian rock substitutes 'Jesus Christ' for 'Peggy Sue', permitting its listeners to associate putatively Christian music with secular music with implied sexual content. It is diabolical...it is a form of idolatry."''

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->''"I agree with the minority of Christians who eschew {{Christian rock}} as 'the music of the devil', although not for the same reasons: it is immaterial whether Christian rock substitutes 'Jesus Christ' for 'Peggy Sue', permitting its listeners to associate putatively Christian music with secular music with [[IntercourseWithYou implied sexual content.content]]. It is diabolical...it is a form of idolatry."''
2nd Nov '15 2:28:13 PM hamza678
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-->--'''''{{XKCD}}'''''

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-->--'''''{{XKCD}}'''''
-->--'''''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}'''''
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