History Quotes / MassEffect3

18th Oct '16 3:14:44 PM dlchen145
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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four]] [[BaitAndSwitchComparison testicles]].''

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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] Shepard and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four]] [[BaitAndSwitchComparison testicles]].''
22nd Apr '14 8:15:08 PM GeneralYin
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->'''Garrus:''' Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
->'''Joker:''' Uh... I give up.
->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[NeverLiveItDown Correct.]]
->'''Joker:''' Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
->'''Garrus:''' Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
->'''Joker:''' Well, you gotta respect the classics!
->'''Garrus:''' How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBureaucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
->'''Garrus:''' He switches to [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the stick up his ass]] as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire [[HandicappedBadass pilots... with brittle bone disease]]?
->'''Joker:''' Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
->'''Garrus:''' Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, why ''does'' the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
->'''Garrus:''' So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
->'''Joker:''' ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
->'''Garrus:''' ''(deadpan)'' Figuring out which side took the rocket.



-->--'''Citadel DLC''' trailer

->'''Squad Member:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall We've had a good ride.]]

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-->--'''Citadel DLC''' trailer

-->--[[GroupPictureEnding Group photo taking]] the end of the '''Citadel DLC'''

->'''Squad Member:''' Member/Love Interest:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall We've had a good ride.]]



-->--'''Final words of the Citadel DLC''', and by extent, [[TearJerker the whole Mass Effect Trilogy]]

->'''Garrus:''' Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
->'''Joker:''' Uh... I give up.
->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[NeverLiveItDown Correct.]]
->'''Joker:''' Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
->'''Garrus:''' Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
->'''Joker:''' Well, you gotta respect the classics!
->'''Garrus:''' How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBureaucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
->'''Garrus:''' He switches to [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the stick up his ass]] as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire [[HandicappedBadass pilots... with brittle bone disease]]?
->'''Joker:''' Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
->'''Garrus:''' Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, why ''does'' the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
->'''Garrus:''' So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
->'''Joker:''' ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
->'''Garrus:''' ''(deadpan)'' Figuring out which side took the rocket.

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-->--'''Final words of the Citadel DLC''', and by extent, [[TearJerker the whole entire Mass Effect Trilogy]]

->'''Garrus:''' Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
->'''Joker:''' Uh... I give up.
->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[NeverLiveItDown Correct.]]
->'''Joker:''' Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
->'''Garrus:''' Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
->'''Joker:''' Well, you gotta respect the classics!
->'''Garrus:''' How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBureaucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
->'''Garrus:''' He switches to [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the stick up his ass]] as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire [[HandicappedBadass pilots... with brittle bone disease]]?
->'''Joker:''' Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
->'''Garrus:''' Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, why ''does'' the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
->'''Garrus:''' So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
->'''Joker:''' ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
->'''Garrus:''' ''(deadpan)'' Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Trilogy]]
9th Nov '13 8:19:21 AM Viira
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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four]] [[BaitAndSwitchComparasion testicles]].''

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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four]] [[BaitAndSwitchComparasion [[BaitAndSwitchComparison testicles]].''
9th Nov '13 2:55:36 AM Trogdor7620
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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four testicles]].''

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->''What's the difference between [[{{Badass}} Commander Shepard]] and a [[ProudWarriorRace krogan]]? One is a [[OneManArmy headbutting juggernaut of mass destruction]] - the other has [[BizarreAlienBiology four four]] [[BaitAndSwitchComparasion testicles]].''



-> ''None have possessed the strength in [[YouCannotFightFate previous Cycles]]. Your own species could be destroyed with a [[PunyEarthling single thought]]. But ''[[TheChosenOne you]]'' are different. I have witnessed your actions in this Cycle: the [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu destruction of Sovereign]]; the [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs fall of the Collectors]]. The [[EldritchAbomination Reapers]] perceive [[WorthyOpponent you]] as [[TheDreaded a threat]]. And I ''must'' understand '''why?!'''''

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-> ''None have possessed the strength in [[YouCannotFightFate previous Cycles]]. Your own species could be destroyed with a [[PunyEarthling single thought]]. But ''[[TheChosenOne you]]'' are different. I have witnessed your actions in this Cycle: the [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu destruction of Sovereign]]; the [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs fall of the Collectors]]. The [[EldritchAbomination Reapers]] perceive [[WorthyOpponent you]] as [[TheDreaded a threat]]. [[WhatTheHellAreYou And I ''must'' understand '''why?!'''''I]] ''[[WhatTheHellAreYou must]]'' [[WhatTheHellAreYou understand]] '''[[WhatTheHellAreYou why?!]]'''''



->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' Correct.

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->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[NeverLiveItDown Correct.]]
16th Sep '13 6:06:09 AM SeptimusHeap
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\n->'''Twitter:''' I loved 98% of [=ME3=]..but something has to be up w/ ending..too much talent at BW for that business. Keep my saves?
->'''Bioware:''' [[TeasingCreator We're keeping our saves, that's for sure.]]

->'''Twitter:''' Mass Effect 3 was brilliant, the whole series was, but while this probably won't be answered, is that really how Shepard ends?
->'''Bioware:''' [[RunningGag We can't saaaaay!]]

->'''Twitter:''' I still want to believe you guys are sneaky trolls and have something going on you don't tell us yet. [[InvokedTrope Can I get a cryptic reply?]]
->'''Bioware:''' [[RuleOfThree The sun, it shines.]]
--> Bioware is officially [[http://www.tentonhammer.com/me3/news/twitter-posts-hint-at-more-possible-surprises-for-mass-effect-3%20?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss trolling the audience]]
16th Sep '13 6:04:46 AM Piemeister
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->'''Twitter:''' I loved 98% of [=ME3=]..but something has to be up w/ ending..too much talent at BW for that business. Keep my saves?
->'''Bioware:''' [[TeasingCreator We're keeping our saves, that's for sure.]]

->'''Twitter:''' Mass Effect 3 was brilliant, the whole series was, but while this probably won't be answered, is that really how Shepard ends?
->'''Bioware:''' [[RunningGag We can't saaaaay!]]

->'''Twitter:''' I still want to believe you guys are sneaky trolls and have something going on you don't tell us yet. [[InvokedTrope Can I get a cryptic reply?]]
->'''Bioware:''' [[RuleOfThree The sun, it shines.]]
--> Bioware is officially [[http://www.tentonhammer.com/me3/news/twitter-posts-hint-at-more-possible-surprises-for-mass-effect-3%20?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss trolling the audience]]
5th Aug '13 8:22:51 AM Viira
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''And now, [[ItsUpToYou the fate of the galaxy depends on him/her.]]

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''And now, [[ItsUpToYou the fate of the galaxy depends on him/her.]]]]''
5th Aug '13 8:15:05 AM Viira
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->--The opening lines of the game, [[HopelessWar basically summing up its mood]]

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->--The opening lines of the game, [[HopelessWar basically summing up its mood]]
mood.]]



''And now, [[ItsUpToYou the fate of the galaxy depends on him.]]''[[hottip:*:"her" if you're [=FemShep=]]]

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''And now, [[ItsUpToYou the fate of the galaxy depends on him.]]''[[hottip:*:"her" if you're [=FemShep=]]]him/her.]]
15th Jun '13 9:34:52 AM IchigoMontoya
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->'''Khalisah:''' On second thought, never mind. [[BadassDecay I don't have any more questions for you]].

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->'''Khalisah:''' On second thought, never mind. [[BadassDecay I don't have any more questions for you]].
you.



->'''Hackett''': ''When you went up against Sovereign, there was no good reason to believe you'd win. But your crew didn't seem to care -- they went along anyway. Your trip through the Omega 4 relay? That was a suicide mission if there ever was one. Yet there your crew was, standing beside you, proud to serve. With all you're facing out there, one thing impresses me most: you inspire confidence. I know everything hasn't gone as well as you'd hoped. [[HangingSeperately Every war has its disagreements]], so to speak. But... Your crew has done things no one else would even try -- simply because you asked them to. Why? [[MagneticHero Because they believed in you]]. Their leader. That's what I need now.''


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->'''Hackett''': ''When you went up against Sovereign, there was no good reason to believe you'd win. But your crew didn't seem to care -- they went along anyway. Your trip through the Omega 4 relay? That was a suicide mission if there ever was one. Yet there your crew was, standing beside you, proud to serve. With all you're facing out there, one thing impresses me most: you inspire confidence. I know everything hasn't gone as well as you'd hoped. [[HangingSeperately [[WeAreStrugglingTogether Every war has its disagreements]], so to speak. But... Your crew has done things no one else would even try -- simply because you asked them to. Why? [[MagneticHero Because they believed in you]]. Their leader. That's what I need now.''




->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBueraucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

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->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBueraucrat [[ObstructiveBureaucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
29th May '13 8:09:03 AM passivesmoking
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->'''Khalisah:''' On second thought, never mind. I don't have any more questions for you.

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->'''Khalisah:''' On second thought, never mind. [[BadassDecay I don't have any more questions for you.
you]].
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