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16th May '13 6:40:53 AM amitakartok

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->'''Garrus:''' Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
->'''Joker:''' Uh... I give up.
->'''Garrus:''' ''(chuckles)'' Correct.
->'''Joker:''' Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
->'''Garrus:''' Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
->'''Joker:''' Well, you gotta respect the classics!
->'''Garrus:''' How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
->'''Joker:''' ''(exasperated)'' 602. [[ObstructiveBueraucrat 600 to vote on it]], one to ask the asari for technical help and one to [[DudeWheresMyRespect request a seat on the Council afterwards]]. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
->'''Garrus:''' He switches to [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy the stick up his ass]] as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire [[HandicappedBadass pilots... with brittle bone disease]]?
->'''Joker:''' Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
->'''Garrus:''' Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, why ''does'' the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
->'''Garrus:''' So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
->'''Joker:''' ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
->'''Garrus:''' ''(deadpan)'' Figuring out which side took the rocket.

18th Apr '13 11:11:36 AM GeneralYin

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18th Apr '13 11:07:13 AM GeneralYin

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