: How bad is it? Admiral Hackett
—Mass Effect 3 Opening Scroll
On second thought, never mind. I don't have any more questions for you.
You're angry, I get that. But I came here to get help for Earth, not answer your questions. Stay down.
Twitter: I loved 98% of ME3..but something has to be up w/ ending..too much talent at BW for that business. Keep my saves?
Twitter: Mass Effect 3 was brilliant, the whole series was, but while this probably won't be answered, is that really how Shepard ends?
I still want to believe you guys are sneaky trolls and have something going on you don't tell us yet. Can I get a cryptic reply?
Shepard: Why me? Why put me in charge of all this?
Shepard: ...I don't follow, sir.
: When you went up against Sovereign, there was no good reason to believe you'd win. But your crew didn't seem to care — they went along anyway. Your trip through the Omega 4 relay? That was a suicide mission if there ever was one. Yet there your crew was, standing beside you, proud to serve. With all you're facing out there, one thing impresses me most: you inspire confidence. I know everything hasn't gone as well as you'd hoped. Every war has its disagreements, so to speak. But... Your crew has done things no one else would even try — simply because you asked them to. Why? Because they believed in you. Their leader. That's what I need now.
Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh... I give up.
Joker: Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!
Joker: Well, you gotta respect the classics!
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: Okay, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus: So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Shepard: How are you even getting drunk?
Turian brandy, triple-filterrred, and introduced into my suit through an emergency induction port
Shepard: ...That's a straw, Tali.
Shepard: The answer to that one's at the bottom of that glass.
I might need some help with the induction straw. Port. You know.
Sam Hulick's Twitter:
Tossing in piano and muted strings for this one particular piece. High potential for tears. #MEDLC
The Reapers have destroyed thousands of civilizations. But they have never destroyed ours. Nor will they.
Shepard: Okay, everyone say "Normandy"!