History Quotes / Marysue

28th Jul '16 9:42:46 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated kind of program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a the space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated kind of program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''
19th Jul '16 4:53:54 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated kind of program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''
19th Jul '16 4:52:49 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' ''''fourteen year old fucking child!''''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' ''''fourteen '''fourteen year old fucking child!''''child!'''
19th Jul '16 4:52:30 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen ''''fourteen year old fucking child!'''child!''''
19th Jul '16 4:50:01 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] Not! Fucking! Possible! In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] [[Main/PunctuatedForEmphasis Not! Fucking! Possible! Possible!]] In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''
19th Jul '16 4:47:01 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about Kirito because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] Not! Fucking! Possible! In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''

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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about Kirito [[LightNovel/SwordArtOnline Kirito]] because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] Not! Fucking! Possible! In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''
19th Jul '16 4:46:16 AM Awesomekid42
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->''It's easy to justify a lot of things about Kirito because he has no defined personality at all. But when you add to those traits the fact that he's got the scripting skills to not just hack the game from inside it, but to custom write code in a space of a few seconds'' '''to store data as an in-game object,''' ''I gotta call bullshit. Hacking games require time and at least some knowledge of the source code. There's no way Kirito has that. Even if the thousand or so carefully selected beta testers for SAO were data-mining the shit out of the game, they only had it for a little over a month over summer vacation, and they only had a fraction of the content. It would be hard to get a full picture of how the game works in that timeframe under normal circumstances, but SAO is also the first game of it's kind built from the ground up for incredibly complicated brand-new proprietary hardware. So already, Kirito is doing something that nobody outside the company should know how to do. But even if we assume that there's a command already in place to store a script as an in-game object, think about what he's storing. Yui is a fucking A.I, the most complicated program conceivable. Her code needs to be'' '''immense''' ''to account for the broad amount of situations she might need to deal with. And it also needs to be capable of re-writing itself on the fly in real time! Kirito is taking that huge complex code, saving it's current state of operation, and converting that information into a custom item, in a game who's script he must be figuring out in real time, all in the space of a few seconds! [[BigNo NO!]] Not! Fucking! Possible! In this moment, Kirito ceases to be a real human being, and I lose all suspension of disbelief for this entire show. It's just not believable that any person could be capable of pulling off the shit that we've seen him do. Maybe some of it. But not all of it. And especially not a'' '''fourteen year old fucking child!'''
-->''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ9NlThB3SY What's in a Scene? - How SAO Became the Worst Anime Ever]]''
25th Nov '15 12:46:57 PM CyberTiger88
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'''Steven''': Because he grows fifty feet?\\

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'''Steven''': Because Cause [[DeusExMachina he grows fifty feet?\\feet]]?\\



'''Steven''': But the script kept saying he was very good?\\

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'''Steven''': But the script kept saying he was very good?\\good.\\
25th Nov '15 12:44:23 PM CyberTiger88
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->'''Jamie''': It's a terrible story. William Dewey is totally unbelievable!\\
'''Steven''': Because he grows fifty feet?\\
'''Jamie''': No, he's got no character.\\
'''Steven''': But the script kept saying he was very good?\\
'''Jamie''': Exactly! How can a guy has no faults? To be human is to be flawed, a real hero must struggle!\\
'''Steven''': That's so beautiful, and also [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue totally not represented in Mayor Dewey's script]].
--> ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', ''[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E17HistoricalFriction Historical Friction]]''
12th Sep '15 12:08:20 PM nombretomado
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->''"First Zod falls in love with Lana, now [[EvilTwin Bizarro]]? Is {{Brainiac}} next? Hey, I have an awesome idea, [[PowersThatBe Al and Miles]]. Let's introduce Doomsday, but instead of being evil, he falls in love with Lana! I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] genius! I just wrote Season 8!"''

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->''"First Zod falls in love with Lana, now [[EvilTwin Bizarro]]? Is {{Brainiac}} ComicBook/{{Brainiac}} next? Hey, I have an awesome idea, [[PowersThatBe Al and Miles]]. Let's introduce Doomsday, but instead of being evil, he falls in love with Lana! I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] genius! I just wrote Season 8!"''
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