History Quotes / MajorInjuryUnderReaction

'''Black Knight:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.\\
'''King Arthur:''' Come, [[{{Sidekick}} Patsy]].\\

''**They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**''
->'''King Arthur:''' You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!\\

''**The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**''
->'''Black Knight:''' Right, I'll do you for that!\\

''**Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**''
->'''Black Knight:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.\\

-->-- '''Yosuke Hanamura''', ''VideoGame/Persona 4''

-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvMb90hem8#t=285s Dara O'Briain]]'''

'''Black Knight:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.\\
-> '''King Arthur:''' Come, [[{{Sidekick}} Patsy]].\\

'''Black Knight:''' The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!\\

-> '''King Arthur:''' ''({{Beat}})'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, [[{{Sidekick}} Patsy]].\\

'''Black Knight:''' Oh, I see! Running away, eh? ''You yellow bastard!'' Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

'''Employee''': Gee, I thought he'd say something more along the[[LampshadeHanging lines of 'Aaaaah! My leg! My leg!]]'

-->-- '''Yosuke Hanamura''', ''VideoGame/Persona4''

-->-- '''Shirou''', ''FateStayNight''

-->-- '''Daniel Tosh''', ''[[Series/{{Tosh0}} Tosh.0]]''

-->-- '''Daniel Tosh''', ''Series/{{Tosh0}}''

-> '''King Arthur:''' ''{{Beat}}'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw. Come, [[{{Sidekick}} Patsy]].\\

-->-- '''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->''"I'm...I'm shot."''

-->-- '''Shizuo Heiwajima,''' ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

-->-- '''Daniel Tosh''', ''Series/{{Tosh0}}

->''I appear to have burst into flames.''

->''I don't care! I like being on fire!''

->''Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm.''

-> ''The first three "symptoms you should not ignore" were rectal bleeding, loss of height, and sudden blindness! ''Who ignores sudden blindness?'' Who sits in the office at lunchtime going "Oh, who turned out the lights? Oh, no, I can't see a thing, it's awful, I'm no use to anyone today. I'll answer phones, that's all I can do, that's all I'll be good for today. Oh, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss."''

-> ''Sir, I think I got nicked.''

-> ''I'm...I'm shot.''

->''Well, at first I thought I'd slipped and fell in the rain, then I noticed the blood gushing from my stomach and leg, so I thought "Oh, I guess I was shot."''
-->'''Shizuo Heiwajima,''' ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

->''Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.''
-->'''Olaf,''' ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''

-->'''Shizuo Heiwajima,''' ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

->'''Black Knight:''' ''{{Beat}}'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.\\
'''King Arthur:''' Come, [[{{Sidekick}} Patsy]].\\

-->-- '''[[spoiler:Quellek]]''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->''"I appear to have burst into flames."''

->''"I don't care! I like being on fire!"''

->''"Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm."''

-->-- '''Dante-G188''', ''Literature/HaloGhostsOfOnyx''

-> The first three "symptoms you should not ignore" were rectal bleeding, loss of height, and sudden blindness! ''Who ignores sudden blindness?'' Who sits in the office at lunchtime going "Oh, who turned out the lights? Oh, no, I can't see a thing, it's awful, I'm no use to anyone today. I'll answer phones, that's all I can do, that's all I'll be good for today. Oh, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss."

-> Sir, I think I got nicked.

'''Black Knight:''' Oh, I see! Running away, eh? ''You yellow bastard''! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvMb90hem8#t=285s Dara O'Briain]].

-->-- '''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

-->-- '''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

'''Black Knight:''' I've had worse.
::Then when his second arm is cut off...

'''Black Knight:''' [[OnlyAFleshWound Just a flesh wound.]]
::Then the first leg comes off...

'''Black Knight:''' The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!
::Then the last one comes off.

'''Black Knight:''' Oh, I see! Running away, eh? ''You yellow bastard''! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

'''Black Knight:''' I've had worse.\\

'''Black Knight:''' [[OnlyAFleshWound Just a flesh wound.]]\\

-->'''Black Knight:''' ''{{Beat}}'' ...All right, we'll call it a draw.\\

-->-- '''Shirou''', ''FateStayNight''

-->-- '''Headbanger''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->''I appear to have burst into flames.\\
-- The Spy: ''TeamFortress2
->''I don't care! I like being on fire!\\
--Headbanger: ''BrutalLegend

-- The Spy: ''TeamFortress2