History Quotes / MadeofExplodium

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' (on ''[[http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/10/13/inframan-2/ Inframan]]'')

-->-- '''Mike Jeavons''', ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/13206-speed2 Shameful Sequels]]'' (on ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl'')

-->--'''Bikke the Pirate''', ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

-->--'''Thief''', ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

-->--[[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1394377 The Anime Laws of Physics]]

-->--'''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Nostalgia Critic]]''' reviewing ''Mortal Kombat Annihilation''

-->--'''Mike Jeavons''' of ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/13206-speed2 Shameful Sequels]]'' on ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''

-> '''Giriko:''' You were all happy about taking out that golem, huh? You thought you killed me, right? ''Right?!'' '''''[[LampshadeHanging There's no way a human would explode like that, is there!?]]'''''
-> '''Maka:''' B...but... Arachne exploded when she died...
-> '''Giriko:''' '''Eh?!''' Are you for real!!? '''''Sweet!!'''''
-->-- SoulEater

->"''The secret to goblin engineering has nothing to do with keeping things from exploding. It has everything to do with directing the explosions exactly where you want them.''"
-->-- '''A very astute Goblin''', ''{{World of Warcraft}}''

->"By the way, ''everything'' explodes. [[AC: boom]]! Bug-monster falls on building - [[AC:boom]]! Spear with bowling ball gets thrown - [[AC: boom]]! Monster uses drill - [[AC: boom]]! Pole gets thrown - [[AC:boom]]! [[AC:boom]]! [[AC:boooom]]!! ... I'd be afraid to live in this world where [[{{LampshadeHanging}} everything is ignitable]]. If you stub your toe, hit your head or trip and fall, you'll go BOOM! ... That makes no sense, [[{{RuleOfCool}} but who cares?]] [[AC:boom]]! [[AC:boom]]! [[AC:boom]]!! [[AC:boooom]]!! [[AC:boooooom]]!!!..."
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{TheAngryVideoGameNerd}} James Rolfe]]''' on ''[[http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/10/13/inframan-2/ Inframan]]''

-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''

->''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride It]] is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergolic hypergolic]] with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cloth, wood, and test engineers]], not to mention asbestos, sand, and water - with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals - steel, copper, aluminium, etc. - because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a [[OhCrap metal-fluorine fire]]. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere good pair of running shoes.]]''

->'''Robo:''' Maybe, but my years with Mr. Tesla have taught me that there's one underlying principle common to ''all'' existence.
->'''Charles Fort:''' And that would be?
->'''Robo:''' ''Everything'' explodes.
-->-- ''AtomicRobo and the Shadow from Beyond Time''

->'''Tater Hater:''' "Why does pretty much everything in the kitchen explode?"
->'''Orange:''' Aw, come on, Tater Hater. Not everything in the kitchen explodes. Just look at that carrot! He's hasn't blown up yet!
->'''Baby Carrot:''' (laughs) Yeah, guys. I haven't exploded! (Baby Carrot explodes all over the kitchen)
-->-- ''AnnoyingOrange''

->'''Parker:''' Does it blow up?
->'''Hardison:''' Not everything blows up, Parker.
->'''Parker:''' ''Everything'' blows up, silly.

-->-- [[JoueurDuGrenier Papy Grenier]] on everything in VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 exploding if shot.

->''It's as if Michael Bay was working for IKEA!''

-->--'''Mike Jeavons''' of ''Shameful Sequels'' on ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/13206-speed2 Speed 2: Cruise Control]]''

->Tater Hater asks, "Why does pretty much everything in the kitchen explode?"
->Orange: Aw, come on, Tater Hater. Not everything in the kitchen explodes. Just look at that carrot! He's hasn't blown up yet!
->Baby Carrot: (laughs) Yeah, guys. I haven't exploded! (Baby Carrot explodes all over the kitchen)

-->-- '''John D Clark''', ''Ignition: An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants''

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/{{TheAngryVideoGameNerd}} James Rolfe]]''' on ''[[http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/10/13/inframan-2/ Inframan]]''

->''Nitro groups, as even people who've never taken a chemistry class know, can lead to firey booms, and putting six of them on one molecule can'' '''only''' ''lead to such. And since there are six nitrogens and six nitro groups, the first assumption must be that these are all bonded to each other. I mean, come on, leaving the nitro groups attached to the carbons is for'' '''wimps'''''. So that means that someone, somewhere, has perversely made a [[BeyondTheImpossible poly-N-nitro cage compound]], as if they'd been dared to [[TemptingFate cram the most bond energy into the smallest space.]]''

-->-- '''[[{{TheAngryVideoGameNerd}} James Rolfe]]''' on ''[[http://www.cinemassacre.com/2010/10/13/inframan-2/ Inframan]]''

-->--'''Bikke the Pirate''', ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

-->--'''Thief''', ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

->''"Trixie did not expect the sandwhich to explode"''

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]]''', ''[[Roleplay/InsaneCafeSeries Insane Cafe 4]]''''

-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Trixie]], [[Roleplay/InsaneCafeSeries Insane Cafe]]''

->''It is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergolic hypergolic]] with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cloth, wood, and test engineers]], not to mention asbestos, sand, and water - with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals - steel, copper, aluminium, etc. - because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a [[OhCrap metal-fluorine fire]]. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere good pair of running shoes.]]''

-->-- ''Derek Lowe''', ''[[http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2011/11/11/things_i_wont_work_with_hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane.php Things I Won't Work With: Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane]]''

-->-- ''Atomic Robo and the Shadow from Beyond Time''

-->-- '''Derek Lowe''', ''[[http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2008/02/26/sand_wont_save_you_this_time.php Things I Won't Work With -- Sand Won't Save You This Time]]''

->''It is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergolic hypergolic]] with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cloth, wood, and test engineers]], not to mention asbestos, sand, and water - with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals - steel, copper, aluminium, etc. - because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a [[OhCrap metal-fluorine fire]]. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere good pair of running shoes.]]''

->--'''Thief''', ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

->''"Everything explodes. Everything."''
->--'''Law of Inherent Combustability''', ''[[http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1394377 The Anime Laws of Physics]]''

->''"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode."''
->--'''Teal'c''', ''[[StargateSG1 Stargate SG-1]]''

->--'''Mike Jeavons''' of ''Shameful Sequels'' on ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/13206-speed2 Speed 2: Cruise Control]]''

->"The secret to goblin engineering has nothing to do with keeping things from exploding. It has everything to do with directing the explosions exactly where you want them."

->"Why did ''that'' blow up? Did we wire this place to self-destruct or something?!"
-->-- Gordon Freeman, ''FreemansMind''
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