History Quotes / LoveMakesYouCrazy

-->--'''O'Bengh''', ''WesternAnimation/WhatIf''

-->-- '''Hercules [[spoiler:and later Megara]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}''

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Looking for Par'mach in all the Wrong Places"

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Gravity"

-->--'''Creator/WillSmith''' after slapping '''Creator/ChrisRock''' for joking about '''Creator/JadaPinkett''' at the 94th Academy Awards ceremony.

-->-- '''Edgar Allen Poe'''

-->-- '''Good Charlotte,''' "Bloody Valentine"

->“It’s for love, in the end. Pettiest of all pursuits. Arrogance, greed, even revenge… they’re nobler, trust me. I’ve walked all those roads. But love? It twists all the other things. Makes you misstep, makes you irrational, makes you impatient, above all. We couldn’t have gone down there without getting revenge, without falling to our greed and arrogance. So I was willing to wait. To sit back and put it off, tell myself we didn’t have the firepower, didn’t have the numbers we needed to take on the group at the stairwell. Wait until it was too late.”

-->-- ''Creator/WilliamShakespeare'', ''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream''

-->-- [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Lindsey Ellis]], ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTcWJYUFsxg Loose Canon: Aphrodite]]''

->You are a hot, young stud who has brought his questionably alive lady friend to a forbidden land in order to request that an imprisoned demon bring her back to life--because these arrangements always work out beautifully for all concerned. The demon's terms are that you search the forbidden land for sixteen giant monsters and kill each and every one with a sword that, by rights, they would barely register as a splinter. And if you should happen to notice a mysterious black poison being released with each victory that slowly corrupts your body, then don't worry, that just means it's working! Or you could always just let it go, dig her a nice grave, and look into online dating, but no, giant monster black poison it is. This is what they call "True Love", apparently; something I've always felt is virtually indistinguishable from brain damage.

-->--'''Chris Rock'''

-->--'''O'Bengh''', ''WesternAnimation/WhatIf

->'''Tuvok:''' I lost all sense of who I was. The emotional attraction I felt became a kind of insanity.\\
'''Paris:''' Tuvok, everyone feels a little insane when they fall in love, but it's worth the risk.\\
'''Tuvok:''' For you, perhaps. But I am Vulcan. My natural emotions are erratic, volatile. If I don't control them, they will control me.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Gravity"

->'''Worf:''' ''I am a fool''\\
'''Jadzia:''' ''You're in love. Which I suppose is the same thing.''

''I can't be held responsible for my actions! (She's an {{Ingenue}}!)''\\

->[[VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus You]] are a hot, young stud who has brought his [[OnlyMostlyDead questionably alive]] lady friend to a forbidden land in order to [[DealWithTheDevil request that an imprisoned demon bring her back to life]]--[[SarcasmMode because these arrangements always work out beautifully for all concerned.]] The demon's terms are that you search the forbidden land for sixteen giant monsters and kill each and every one with a sword that, by rights, they would barely register as a splinter. And if you should happen to notice a [[TheCorruption mysterious black poison being released with each victory that slowly corrupts your body]], then don't worry, that just means it's working! Or you could always just let it go, dig her a nice grave, and look into online dating, but no, giant monster black poison it is. This is what they call "TrueLove," apparently; something I've always felt is virtually indistinguishable from brain damage.
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''

-->-- '''Hercules [[spoiler:and later Megara]]''', ''Disney/{{Hercules}}''

-> "''Greek attitudes on love and beauty were somewhat contradictory but we consider infatuation was to the Greeks considered a form of madness, like mental illness, and while some social classes and city states had more favorable views on love, beauty and femininity, there were big influences from philosophers as well.''"

-->-- ''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'', '''You Make Me'''

-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''