History Quotes / LawfulStupid

6th Jul '16 11:13:26 PM StrangeBro
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->'''Peasant:''' Ulric! Uuuulric! A devil bear has stolen my wife!
->'''Ulric the Just:''' This will not stand! [...] Justice is served! I bring you... the devil bear's wife!
->'''Peasant:''' Actually... I wanted ''my'' wife back.
->'''Ulric the Just:''' You have no concept of justice. ''Enjoy your new wife.''
-->--''WebComic/{{Oglaf}}''
26th Oct '15 2:52:23 PM nm3youtube
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->'''[=GoGo=]''': Why are we stopped?\\
'''Wasabi''': The light's red!\\
'''[=GoGo=]''': '''''[[NotSoStoic There are no red lights]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN A CAR CHASE]]!'''''
-->-- ''Disney/BigHero6''
21st Aug '15 10:00:17 PM SgtFrog1
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->You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings?" You're just a meanfa, socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap.

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->You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings?" You're just a meanfa, mean, socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap.
26th Jul '15 8:56:15 PM IndirectActiveTransport
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-->--WCW announcer '''Bobby Heenan'''

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-->--WCW announcer '''Bobby Heenan'''
'''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan'''
13th May '15 7:06:12 PM johnnyfog
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->This is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you must face the consequences.'''

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->This is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you '''[[SkewedPriorities you must face the consequences.''']]'''
13th May '15 7:05:45 PM johnnyfog
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->Tis is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you must face the consequences.'''
-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/11/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-12495/3/ Brandon Stroud]]'''

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->Tis ->This is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you must face the consequences.'''
-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/11/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-12495/3/ Brandon Stroud]]'''
Stroud]]''', "The Best and Worst of WCW"
13th May '15 7:05:29 PM johnnyfog
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->Tis is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you must face the consequences.'''
-->'''[[http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/11/the-best-and-worst-of-wcw-monday-nitro-12495/3/ Brandon Stroud]]'''
2nd Apr '15 3:01:34 PM johnnyfog
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'''Hobbes:''' '''''OHHOHH GRO'''''-'''''HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...! ♫'''''\\

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'''Hobbes:''' '''''OHHOHH GRO'''''-'''''HOSS, '''OHHOHH GRO'''-'''HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...! ♫'''''\\♫'''\\
2nd Apr '15 3:01:11 PM johnnyfog
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'''Hobbes:''' '''''OHHOHH GRO-HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...! ♫'''''\\

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'''Hobbes:''' '''''OHHOHH GRO-HOSS, GRO'''''-'''''HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...! ♫'''''\\
2nd Apr '15 3:00:52 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Hobbes:''' Wait, we didn't sing the G.R.O.S.S. anthem.\\
'''Calvin:''' We sing that at the ''end'' of the meeting.\\
'''Hobbes:''' I want to sing it NOW.\\
'''Calvin:''' We can't. We have to follow proper protocol! See? It says on the agenda that we sing the anthem ''last!''\\
'''Hobbes:''' '''''OHHOHH GRO-HOSS, BEST CLUB IN THE COSMOS...! ♫'''''\\
'''Calvin:''' STOP THAT YOU ANARCHIST!
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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