History Quotes / LawfulStupid

23rd Jul '17 7:11:47 PM Monolaf317
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->'''Mum:''' Mark--listen to me. The way you treated Sophie and her teacher was just plain ''rude.''\\

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->'''Mum:''' ->'''Sophie's Mum:''' Mark--listen to me. The way you treated Sophie and her teacher was just plain ''rude.''\\



'''Mum:''' Just forget the time thing for a moment, Mark--I'm talking about ''Sophie.''\\

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' Just forget the time thing for a moment, Mark--I'm talking about ''Sophie.''\\



'''Mum:''' You were ''very'' rude to Sophie, Mark--you did nothing but criticize her drawings...\\

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' You were ''very'' rude to Sophie, Mark--you did nothing but criticize her drawings...\\



'''Mum:''' What she ''needs'' is encouragement, Mark--not criticism. She's nine--you can't talk to her like you did.\\

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' What she ''needs'' is encouragement, Mark--not criticism. She's nine--you can't talk to her like you did.\\



'''Mum:''' Look--just... Be interested in the things she likes, but don't be so critical. Sophie likes school--it's important to her.\\

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' Look--just... Be interested in the things she likes, but don't be so critical. Sophie likes school--it's important to her.\\



'''Mum:''' ''Oh... Mark!'' Encourage her, Mark. Tell her she's doing well in school and that you're proud of her.

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' ''Oh... Mark!'' Encourage her, Mark. Tell her she's doing well in school and that you're proud of her.\\



'''Mum:''' She won't if you don't ''tell'' her, Mark!\\

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' She won't if you don't ''tell'' her, Mark!\\



'''Mum:''' (Oh, for heaven's sakes...)

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'''Mum:''' '''Sophie's Mum:''' (Oh, for heaven's sakes...)
23rd Jul '17 7:11:05 PM Monolaf317
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->'''Mum:''' Mark--listen to me. The way you treated Sophie and her teacher was just plain ''rude.''\\
'''Mark:''' The teacher was ''late.'' She should plan her meetings better. What's the use of--\\
'''Mum:''' Just forget the time thing for a moment, Mark--I'm talking about ''Sophie.''\\
'''Mark:''' ''Sophie?'' What's this got to do about ''Sophie?''\\
'''Mum:''' You were ''very'' rude to Sophie, Mark--you did nothing but criticize her drawings...\\
'''Mark:''' I was only trying to help, she needs--\\
'''Mum:''' What she ''needs'' is encouragement, Mark--not criticism. She's nine--you can't talk to her like you did.\\
'''Mark:''' Like what? I was only pointing out her mistakes--something her ''teacher'' should be doing. I was being ''interested.''\\
'''Mum:''' Look--just... Be interested in the things she likes, but don't be so critical. Sophie likes school--it's important to her.\\
'''Mark:''' It's important to get things ''right'', too...\\
'''Mum:''' ''Oh... Mark!'' Encourage her, Mark. Tell her she's doing well in school and that you're proud of her.
'''Mark:''' She knows that...\\
'''Mum:''' She won't if you don't ''tell'' her, Mark!\\
'''Mark:''' I will... later. But we need to get a move on with tea: it's almost 6:15...\\
'''Mum:''' (Oh, for heaven's sakes...)
-->--''There's Something Different About Dad: How to Live With Your Asperger's Parent'', Chapter 3 (The Parents Meeting)
30th May '17 7:37:04 PM Monolaf317
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-->''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

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-->''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''-->--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''
11th May '17 5:19:42 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''Alex:''' They're investigating [[WhiteMage Anne]] for running that clinic?
->'''Rain:''' According to the records, it wasn't authorized.
->'''Alex:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Let me see if I've got this straight]]. [[LightEmUp Lightbringer]] and [[PsychoElectro Zilean]] just literally ''[[FlayingAlive flayed Anne]] [[GoodThingYouCanHeal alive]]'' and as far as I can tell, the investigation team's response has been to have one interview and then let the two of them go. But they're willing to prosecute Anne for ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[FriendToAllLivingThings healing people for free?]]''
->'''Rain:''' They're not connected, Verus. [[JurisdictionFriction One is the Order of the Star, the other is the regulatory staff at]]-
->'''Alex:''' [[EnragedByIdiocy Jesus Christ]].
-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''
3rd Sep '16 11:44:07 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->The laws were made to help us govern ourselves...but it's been left to rule on it's own. Somewhere along the line it's been twisted into...scripture! And it's used as an excuse not to think.
-->--'''[[JerkassWoobie Keith Keiser]]''', ''TwoKinds''

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->The laws were made to help us govern ourselves...but it's been left to rule on it's own. Somewhere along the line it's been twisted into...scripture! And it's used as an excuse not to think.
-->--'''[[JerkassWoobie Keith Keiser]]''', ''TwoKinds''
6th Jul '16 11:13:26 PM StrangeBro
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->'''Peasant:''' Ulric! Uuuulric! A devil bear has stolen my wife!
->'''Ulric the Just:''' This will not stand! [...] Justice is served! I bring you... the devil bear's wife!
->'''Peasant:''' Actually... I wanted ''my'' wife back.
->'''Ulric the Just:''' You have no concept of justice. ''Enjoy your new wife.''
-->--''WebComic/{{Oglaf}}''
26th Oct '15 2:52:23 PM nm3youtube
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->'''[=GoGo=]''': Why are we stopped?\\
'''Wasabi''': The light's red!\\
'''[=GoGo=]''': '''''[[NotSoStoic There are no red lights]] [[SuddenlyShouting IN A CAR CHASE]]!'''''
-->-- ''Disney/BigHero6''
21st Aug '15 10:00:17 PM SgtFrog1
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->You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings?" You're just a meanfa, socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap.

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->You're not Good, at least not any definition of Good that I would want to follow. You follow the letter of the alignment description while ignoring its intent. Sure, you fight Evil, but when was the last time you showed a "concern for the dignity of sentient beings?" You're just a meanfa, mean, socially inept bully who hides behind a badge and her holier-than-thou morality as excuses to treat other people like crap.
26th Jul '15 8:56:15 PM IndirectActiveTransport
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-->--WCW announcer '''Bobby Heenan'''

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-->--WCW announcer '''Bobby Heenan'''
'''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan'''
13th May '15 7:06:12 PM johnnyfog
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->This is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you must face the consequences.'''

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->This is funny because the last two months of {{Wrestling/WCW}} have involved monster truck fights, vehicular property damage, attempted murder, ACTUAL murder, destruction of footage, a f*cking Himalayan ice mummy attack, multiple neck-breakings and countless betrayals that jeopardize the future of the company and nobody got punished. They got ''[[KarmaHoudini title matches.]]'' But now a referee has been shoved and '''you '''[[SkewedPriorities you must face the consequences.''']]'''
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