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-->-- '''Mary''', on the [[CoversAlwaysLie Cover Page]] for [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=276 Track 13]]

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-->-- '''Mary''', on the [[CoversAlwaysLie Cover Page]] for [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=276 com/comic/page-266 Track 13]]
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->'''Steffi:''' You said only you and dad know about this bot, right?\\
'''Ben:''' Yeah, we'll have to call the RBL tomorrow and get it registered--\\
'''Steffi:''' '''''DON'T!'''''\\
'''Ben:''' Que?\\
'''Steffi:''' We can use Kiwibot to fight crime!!!\\

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->'''Steffi:''' You said only Wait... Only you and dad Dad know about this bot, Kiwibot, right?\\
'''Ben:''' Yeah, we'll have to call the RBL tomorrow and get it registered--\\
registered.\\
'''Steffi:''' '''''DON'T!'''''\\
'''DON'T!'''\\
'''Ben:''' Que?\\
Eh?\\
'''Steffi:''' We can use Kiwibot to fight crime!!!\\''fight crime!!!''\\



'''Ben:''' Sure, if Iron Man is both retarded and dead. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\

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'''Ben:''' Sure, if Iron Man is was both retarded stupid and dead. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\



'''Ben:''' This is why your wife left you!!!

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'''Ben:''' This is why your wife left you!!!left!



'''42:''' Technically, my existance is illegal.\\

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'''42:''' Technically, my existance existence is illegal.\\
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'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sure, if Iron Man is both retarded and dead]]. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\

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'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sure, if Iron Man is both retarded and dead]].dead. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\



-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=19 These]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=20 Pages]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=19 com/comic/track-01-18 These]] [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=20 com/comic/track-01-19 Pages]]



-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=22 This Page]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=22 com/comic/track-02-02 This Page]]



-->-- '''Steffi''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=24 here.]]

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-->-- '''Steffi''', [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=24 com/comic/track-02-04 here.]]



-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 This Page]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 This com/comic/track-02-09This Page]]



-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 here.]]

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-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 com/comic/track-02-09 here.]]



'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Is it really]].\\

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'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Is it really]].really.\\



-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=40 This Page]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=40 com/comic/track-02-20 This Page]]



-->-- '''Raccoon''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 here.]]

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-->-- '''Raccoon''', [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 com/comic/track-03-09 here.]]



-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 This Page]]

->''Steffi please tell me you are not doing what you are very obciously doing right now.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=61 here.]]

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-->-- [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 com/comic/track-03-09 This Page]]

->''Steffi please tell me you are not doing what you are very obciously obviously doing right now.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.[[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=61 com/comic/track-03-18 here.]]
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'''Steffi:''' It'll be awesome! I'd be just like IronMan!\\

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'''Steffi:''' It'll be awesome! I'd be just like IronMan!\\ComicBook/IronMan!\\
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->''Maybe you haven't heard... but this is '''my''' show. And it's the kind where nobody dies.''

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->''Maybe you haven't heard... but this is '''my''' show. And it's the kind where [[NobodyCanDie nobody dies.dies]].''

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'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''I'm'' totally skipping a board meeting, though.

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'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''I'm'' totally skipping a board meeting, though.\\
'''Steffi & Dr. Ghanem:''' ''*fist bump*''



->'''Ben:''' ''I DONT'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME!''\\

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->'''Ben:''' ''I DONT'T DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME!''\\
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Reed:''' ''*contemplative*'' ...Honestly, I don't know how I feel right now. I guess [losing my arm] hasn't quite sunk in yet. ''*deadpan*'' ...It might also be the drugs, which are pretty great.\\

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Reed:''' '''Reed:''' ''*contemplative*'' ...Honestly, I don't know how I feel right now. I guess [losing my arm] hasn't quite sunk in yet. ''*deadpan*'' ...It might also be the drugs, which are pretty great.\\
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'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. So much for ever sleeping again.\\

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'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. So much for ever sleeping again.\\
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[[labelnote:*]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=208 This Page]]

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[[labelnote:*]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=208 This Page]]
Page]][[labelnote:*]][[TheRant In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.]][[/labelnote]]
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[[note:(*)]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/note]]

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[[note:(*)]]'''Author's [[labelnote:*]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/note]][[/labelnote]]



-->-- '''Assistant Lady''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=283 here.]][[labelnote:(*)]][[TheRant *whisper* it's six figs, yo]][[/labelnote]]

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-->-- '''Assistant Lady''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=283 here.]][[labelnote:(*)]][[TheRant ]][[labelnote:*]][[TheRant *whisper* it's six figs, yo]][[/labelnote]]
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[[labelnote:(*)]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/labelnote]]

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[[labelnote:(*)]]'''Author's [[note:(*)]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/labelnote]][[/note]]
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'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. SO much for ever sleeping again.\\

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'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. SO So much for ever sleeping again.\\
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'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud* I'm behind you a hundred percent!\\

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'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud* loud*'' I'm behind you a hundred percent!\\
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'''Steffi:''' Oh yeah.

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'''Steffi:''' Oh yeah.\\

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* CallBack: Steffi [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=11 doesn't wear]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=26 seatbelts]].
* Nerf: The Kiwibot's battle abilities aren't exactly awe-inspiring at the beginning, because it was built to comply with the Robot Battle League's rules. After a major refit, however...
* PoweredArmor: [[spoiler:[[ Steffi gets a set.]] ]]
* FingerInTheMail: 42 arrives via mail... in pieces. [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=47 The first box Steffi opens has an eyeball.]]
* DetachedSleeves: Part of 42's outfit.
* StickyFingers: The Raccoon is a kleptomaniac who enjoys outrunning the police, [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=80 steals lots of random]], [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=167 not-particularly valuable stuff]], and [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=153 has had some trouble at home and school because of this]] (spoilers in last link).

42's name reference to Hitchhiker http://cubewatermelon.deviantart.com/art/Steffi-and-Friends-93217879



'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud* I'm behind you a hundred percent!
'''Steffi:''' Hells yeah!

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'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud* I'm behind you a hundred percent!
percent!\\
'''Steffi:''' Hells yeah!yeah!\\



''I wouldn't be a public menace if I wasn't good at this stuff!''

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''I ->''I wouldn't be a public menace if I wasn't good at this stuff!''



'''Chris:''' Hold up!
'''Kurt:''' Isn't that- [starts to follow]

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'''Chris:''' Hold up!
up!\\
'''Kurt:''' Isn't that- [starts to follow]follow]\\



Of that silence.

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Of that silence.''



'''Dr. Ghanem:''' We can talk details while I get some measurements. Now, I know Steffi thinks guns are cooler, but I think knives have more practical uses.\\

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'''Dr.->'''Dr. Ghanem:''' We can talk details while I get some measurements. Now, I know Steffi thinks guns are cooler, but I think knives have more practical uses.\\



'''Steffi:''' We're talking about your new arm! What kinda features do you want?

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'''Steffi:''' We're talking about your new arm! What kinda features do you want?want?\\
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* CallBack: Steffi [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=11 doesn't wear]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=26 seatbelts]].
* Nerf: The Kiwibot's battle abilities aren't exactly awe-inspiring at the beginning, because it was built to comply with the Robot Battle League's rules. After a major refit, however...
* PoweredArmor: [[spoiler:[[ Steffi gets a set.]] ]]
* FingerInTheMail: 42 arrives via mail... in pieces. [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=47 The first box Steffi opens has an eyeball.]]
* DetachedSleeves: Part of 42's outfit.
* StickyFingers: The Raccoon is a kleptomaniac who enjoys outrunning the police, [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=80 steals lots of random]], [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=167 not-particularly valuable stuff]], and [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=153 has had some trouble at home and school because of this]] (spoilers in last link).

42's name reference to Hitchhiker http://cubewatermelon.deviantart.com/art/Steffi-and-Friends-93217879

->'''Steffi:''' You said only you and dad know about this bot, right?\\
'''Ben:''' Yeah, we'll have to call the RBL tomorrow and get it registered--\\
'''Steffi:''' '''''DON'T!'''''\\
'''Ben:''' Que?\\
'''Steffi:''' We can use Kiwibot to fight crime!!!\\
'''Ben:''' You're... serious?\\
'''Steffi:''' It'll be awesome! I'd be just like IronMan!\\
'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sure, if Iron Man is both retarded and dead]]. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\
'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud* I'm behind you a hundred percent!
'''Steffi:''' Hells yeah!
'''Ben:''' This is why your wife left you!!!
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=19 These]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=20 Pages]]

->'''Cho:''' Oh hey, it's stopping!\\
'''Reed:''' That might not be a good thing.\\
'''Cho:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh great. It's because there is another clearly-not-street-legal vehicle in front of it]]. And now the small one is running at the big one.\\
'''Reed:''' ...This better be good.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=22 This Page]]

->''Time for Kiwibot's [-(apparently)-] signature attack! '''Beak Shot!'''\\
''[beak skids of Arachbot's armor]''\\
''*thinking*'' It's not very effective...''
-->-- '''Steffi''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=24 here.]]

->'''Steffi:''' Looks like he left some obvious tracks at least. Activating... [[BuffySpeak lower... view window things...]]\\
'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, you sound totally badass]].
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 This Page]]

->''Just remember that when the tracks end, [the invisible mech is] probably standing right in front of you.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=29 here.]]

->'''Steffi:''' Hrm... I forgot about a superhero name. This is important.\\
'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Is it really]].\\
'''Steffi:''' Maybe something German?\\
'''Ben:''' How about the Kiwi Commando?\\
'''Steffi:''' '''''Fail.''''' Oh! I got a good one! Call me '''''BLITZ!'''''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=40 This Page]]

''I wouldn't be a public menace if I wasn't good at this stuff!''
-->-- '''Raccoon''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 here.]]

->'''Raccoon:''' You're pretty lucky, you waited exactly where I planned my escape route!\\
'''Blitz:''' So you were about to steal the artifact?\\
'''Raccoon:''' About to? (:3)
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=52 This Page]]

->''Steffi please tell me you are not doing what you are very obciously doing right now.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=61 here.]]

->''Sorry, but you look offensively boring.''
-->-- '''Gear''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=92 here.]]

->'''Gear:''' Yo, kiddos. Small favor to ask. Hold this for me, wouldja? ''*hands box to little boy*''\\
'''Girl:''' What... is it?\\
'''Gear:''' A bomb. ''*thumbs up and ;)*''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=102 This Page]]

->'''Steffi:''' This would be so much easier if I could just beakshot 'er.\\
'''Ben:''' I'm going to ask you as nicely as possible to ''not'' murder someone in front of the police force.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=107 This Page]]

->[Blitz slides out of an alley... and between Officers Strauss and Chris]\\
'''Chris:''' '''''!?'''''\\
'''Blitz:''' Woah, more of you!? [dashes off]\\
'''Chris:''' Hold up!
'''Kurt:''' Isn't that- [starts to follow]
'''Cho:''' [jogs up, out of breath] Strauss! Don't- ''*huff*''\\
'''Chris:''' [stops] Don't what?\\
'''Cho:''' Let her... ''*huff*'' ...escape. ...Damn, I need to work out more.
-->-- [[http://kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=127 This Page]]

->'''Steffi:''' I was wondering how you feel about participating in... questionably-legal-things.\\
'''42:''' Technically, my existance is illegal.\\
'''Steffi:''' Oh yeah.
'''42:''' I was also created specifically for gathering information, and I was thus programmed with a certain lack of regard for laws relating to privacy of data.\\
'''Steffi:''' You kinda just keep getting more suspicious.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=145 This Page]]

->''[[spoiler:Now, before anyone asks: Yes, she has Kleptomania. No, it does not compel her to dress up as a Raccoon and steal things for mysterious third parties.]]''
-->-- '''Mary''' (Author), [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=153 here.]]

->''He acts like he's never been assaulted by an adorable child before.''
-->-- '''Mary''' (Author), on the security guard [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=165 here.]]

->'''Blitz:''' What are you ''doing'' here!? Do you have some sort of problem with me!?\\
'''Gear:''' Isn't that thinking a little self-centered? I may be here to kill you, but that doesn't mean it's personal.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=178 This Page]]

->'''Blitz:''' I told you to get out of here.\\
'''Raccoon:''' Fine, it's none of my business. You to weirdos have your big sexy showdown without me.\\
'''Gear:''' ''HAH!''\\
'''Blitz:''' Wait what?
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=182 This Page]]

->'''Gear:''' ...What do you consider the difference between a criminal and a villain, for instance?\\
'''Blitz:''' ...Hateability?\\
[[[BeatPanel Beat]]]\\
'''Gear:''' ''HA HA HA HA!'' That's actually not too bad.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=186 These]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=187 Pages]]

->[Steffi wakes up to find 42 watching her]\\
'''Steffi:''' ...42? What's up?\\
'''42:''' Mister Contractor asked me to keep an eye on you when he returned home.\\
'''Steffi:''' So you've been staring at me in my sleep?\\
'''42:''' Only for the last few hours.\\
'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. SO much for ever sleeping again.\\
[[labelnote:(*)]]'''Author's Note:''' In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=208 This Page]]

->'''Cho:''' ...Are you going to be okay, kid?\\
Reed:''' ''*contemplative*'' ...Honestly, I don't know how I feel right now. I guess [losing my arm] hasn't quite sunk in yet. ''*deadpan*'' ...It might also be the drugs, which are pretty great.\\
'''Cho:''' Miracles of modern medicine.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=211 This Page]]

->''Is this... what dying feels like?\\
Would I know... if I was already dead?\\
You must be able to tell, right?\\
That's right...\\
If I can still hear, I must not be dead.\\
I bet it's really quiet...\\
When you die.\\
I'm scared...\\
Of that silence.
-->-- '''Steffi''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=224 here,]] [[spoiler:half-unconcious after her leg is shot off]].

->'''Heinrich:''' Where is 42? She usually greets me.\\
'''Steffi:''' Usually when I wonder that, the answer is '[[RightBehindMe right behind you]].'\\
[Heinrich and Steffi look over their shoulders]
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=229 This Page]]

->''Funny Faces are an acceptable substitute for compelling plot points, right!?''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=240 here.]]

->''On the scale of ability to keep secrets, it goes something like Spy> Normal Person> Small Puppy> Steffi> Chandra''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=251 here.]]

'''Dr. Ghanem:''' We can talk details while I get some measurements. Now, I know Steffi thinks guns are cooler, but I think knives have more practical uses.\\
'''Reed:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Steffi:''' We're talking about your new arm! What kinda features do you want?
'''Reed:''' Oh! Um... I mean, I just want something normal-looking and sturdy, I guess. Something reasonable, y'know?\\
'''Steffi:''' ... :(\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ... :|\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''*to Steffi*'' I had certain assumptions when you said this was a friend of yours.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=257 This Page]]

->'''Reed:''' Shouldn't you be in school right now?\\
'''Steffi:''' I'm an eSchooler. I only gotta go in on test days.\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''I'm'' totally skipping a board meeting, though.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=261 This Page]]

->''Ben would not actually punch Steffi in the face unless he had good reason to. Which he might. But this is like, a METAPHOR. Also I just wanted to draw Steffi getting punched in the face.''
-->-- '''Mary''', on the [[CoversAlwaysLie Cover Page]] for [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=276 Track 13]]

->'''Ben:''' ''I DONT'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME!''\\
'''Steffi:''' ''I'M NOT MAD AT YOU!''\\
'''Ben:''' ''THEN WHY WERE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!?''\\
'''Steffi:''' ''I WAS JUST GIVING YOU YOUR STUPID GEAR BACK!''\\
'''Ben:''' ''IN MY FACE!?''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=279 This Page]]

->''Y'know what, never mind. As long as your dad keeps paying me as much as he does, I no longer care about your terrifying lives.''
-->-- '''Assistant Lady''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=283 here.]][[labelnote:(*)]][[TheRant *whisper* it's six figs, yo]][[/labelnote]]

->'''Someone:''' '''''Woah hey''''', katana tiger alert!\\
'''Mary:''' I can ALMOST guarantee you haven't heard that sentence before.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=298 This Page]]

->''Steffi is honest with her parent, and you should be too! Knowing is half the battle. No wait, please never take any cues from my characters.''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=319 here.]]

->''Maybe you haven't heard... but this is '''my''' show. And it's the kind where nobody dies.''
-->-- '''Blitz''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=363 here.]]

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