History Quotes / JustEatGilligan

27th Jun '16 2:54:24 PM TheNohrianDarkKnight
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->'''Picard''': "All right, I know exactly where I want to go. To the mountaintop on Veridian 3 just before Soren destroyed the star."
->''"What? Why there?? Why don't you go to when you first picked him up or when you decided to go out there in the first place? F**k, why don't you go back and save your brother's FAMILY while you're at it?! What is this s**t about being put back in the moment you ''already'' know you lost in?! What are you, a moron?! Did everyone's brains just get beamed out of their heads?!"''
-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''' [[https://youtu.be/aHTySOywFhM in his ''Star Trek Month'' review of ''Film/StarTrekGenerations'']] ([[https://youtu.be/aHTySOywFhM?t=16m35s line at 16:35]])
17th Jun '16 11:22:06 PM erforce
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-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''

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-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''
''Film/Gremlins2TheNewBatch''
8th May '16 4:40:32 PM MarsJenkar
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-->-- VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3, if you choose to shoot Ocelot when you can

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-->-- VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3, '''''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3'' HD edition''', if you choose to shoot Ocelot when you can
4th Jan '16 9:13:14 AM RobTan
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->'''Harry:''' Well Buddy we couldn't very well tell people that you spent a year tryin' to figure out ways to get Gilligan off the island.\\
'''Buddy:''' I came up with ten thousand ideas.\\
'''Mac:''' Ideas? Uh, like making a bamboo raft?\\
'''Buddy:''' Ten thousand and one!
-->--''Series/NightCourt''
15th Sep '15 11:59:14 AM cricri3007
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->[[NonStandardGameOver Problem Solved, Series over.]]
-->-- VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3, if you choose to shoot Ocelot when you can
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29th Mar '15 8:33:26 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Emotionless Timmy Turner''', ''FairlyOddParents''

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-->-- '''Emotionless Timmy Turner''', ''FairlyOddParents''
''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
27th Feb '15 7:16:07 AM johnnyfog
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->Why does Gizmo keep producing such evil little children? If you ask ''me'', Gizmo's the problem here...What I'm trying to say is, '''''why hasn't Gizmo been destroyed?'''''\\\
For all we know, he's the ''only'' Mogwai who produces evil offspring. All the other ones might produce really, really nice, gentle, caring, lovable Mogwai like Gizmo himself. But it's Gizmo who's the problem here.\\\
Kill it.
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''
9th Feb '15 1:55:37 PM johnnyfog
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''She said, "That guy's a genius"\\

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''She She said, "That guy's a genius"\\
9th Feb '15 1:55:21 PM johnnyfog
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->''I like the professor, he always saved their butts

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->''I like the professor, he always saved their buttsbutts\\
3rd Feb '15 7:37:47 AM johnnyfog
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->''He'd mess up every rescue / Man, that first mate was illin'\\
If I was one of those Castaways / I think I'd probably kill 'im\\
...\\
She said, "[[TheProfessor That guy]]'s a genius" / I shook my head and laughed\\
I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why / He couldn't build a lousy raft"''

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->''He'd mess up every rescue / Man, that first mate was illin'\\
If I was one
!!!Fiction
->''I like the professor, he always saved their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple
of those Castaways / I think I'd probably kill 'im\\
...\\
She
coconuts\\
''She
said, "[[TheProfessor That guy]]'s "That guy's a genius" / genius"\\
I shook my head and laughed\\
I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why / why\\
He couldn't build a lousy raft"''



->''"Without my emotions I am thinking quite logically. For example, the reason they couldn't build a boat on "Gilligan's Island" is because it would end the series"''

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->''"Without ->Without my emotions I am thinking quite logically. For example, the reason they couldn't build a boat on "Gilligan's Island" ''Gilligan's Island'' is because it would end the series"''series.



->''[[MemeticMutation "If anyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called '3'.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer Facts]]'''

->''"Man; do they realize how many times they could've gotten off that island if it weren't for Gilligan? *beat* Why don't they just kill him?"''

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->''[[MemeticMutation "If anyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called '3'.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer Facts]]'''

->''"Man;
->Man; do they realize how many times they could've gotten off that island if it weren't for Gilligan? *beat* Why don't they just kill him?"''him?



-> ''Found your pants! Series is over!''

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-> ''Found ->Found your pants! Series is over!''over!



->''"No matter how much judgement you can throw at Janet Fielding and Tegan, you have to triple that for Matthew Waterhouse and Adric. How unbelievably spiteful, insulting and unreasonable is he in this story? As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that [[HeManWomanHater all women are mindless, impatient and bossy]] and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Teganís face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie...Only a true geek that is asking for a bruising would ask for 'sodium chloride' rather than salt. Nyssa gets a gentle shove and Adric, that [[SmallNameBigEgo well-known boxer of men]], steps in: ĎDonít you do that to her!í When Adric agrees with Monarch, he finally puts to rest the hotly debated topic of whether Adric thinks and acts like a retard: yes, yes he does. It's not even as though the little dunce is going along with Monarch's ludicrous scheme [[FakeDefector to put himself in the position to affect their escape]], he genuinely believes in this crusty frog and his web of lies. This is the middle adventure of three that sees Adric working for the enemy and you have to ask yourself why the Doctor bothers keeping him around...The final insult is that Adric has to be convinced to help the Doctor defeat Monarch."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->''"Invasive Procedures is also the single biggest demonstration of the problems facing Quark as a main character. Quite frankly, heís a convenient tool for lazy writers to endanger the station. The first season had quite a few 'Quark does something illegal and/or stupid to get the plot moving' hooks in stories like Babel, Q-Less, The Passenger, Move Along Home and Vortex. Not all of them were entirely foreseeable, but it undermines the character to use him as such a convenient plot device, and it makes the regular cast look like idiots for keeping him around. Here, he makes an exceedingly stupid mistake with incredibly foreseeable consequences. Itís hard to argue with Yetoís assessment that, in [[TheMole letting a bunch of armed Klingons on to an abandoned station]], Quark is a 'stupid Ferengi.' ...This makes Quark look like an idiot, but also undermines the ensemble."''

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->''"No matter how much judgement you can throw at Janet Fielding and Tegan, you have to triple !!!Reviews
->Ettis is one of those characters
that for Matthew Waterhouse turns up in ''Series/DoctorWho'' at least once a season who is so obstinate and Adric. How unbelievably spiteful, insulting and unreasonable irrational he is he in this story? As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that [[HeManWomanHater all women are mindless, impatient and bossy]] and judging by [[DeathGlare the look on Teganís face]] she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie...Only a true geek that is asking for a bruising would ask for 'sodium chloride' [[FlatCharacter constructed out of plot conveniences]] rather than salt. Nyssa gets a gentle shove characteristics. He is just there to muddy the waters, to stir up trouble and Adric, that [[SmallNameBigEgo well-known boxer of men]], steps in: ĎDonít you do that to her!í When Adric agrees with Monarch, he finally puts to rest the hotly debated topic of whether Adric thinks and acts like a retard: yes, yes he does. It's not even as though the little dunce is going along with Monarch's ludicrous scheme [[FakeDefector to put himself get in the position to affect their escape]], he genuinely believes in Doctorís way. Without Ettis this crusty frog and his web of lies. This is the middle adventure of story could comfortably be three parts long...Ettis handicaps events because that sees Adric working for the enemy and you have is what he is designed to ask yourself why the Doctor bothers keeping him around...The final insult is that Adric do. Come episode four he [[TooDumbToLive has to be convinced put out of his misery]]...There was nothing more extreme to help the Doctor defeat Monarch."''
be done with this cipher.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.com/2011/09/season-eleven.html Doc Oho]]''' Joe Fod]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->''"Invasive
''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS11E4TheMonsterOfPeladon}} "The Monster of Peladon"]]

->Invasive
Procedures is also the single biggest demonstration of the problems facing Quark as a main character. Quite frankly, heís a convenient tool for lazy writers to endanger the station. The first season had quite a few 'Quark does something illegal and/or stupid to get the plot moving' hooks in stories like Babel, Q-Less, The Passenger, Move Along Home and Vortex. Not all of them were entirely foreseeable, but it undermines the character to use him as such a convenient plot device, and it makes the regular cast look like idiots for keeping him around. Here, he makes an exceedingly stupid mistake with incredibly foreseeable consequences. Itís hard to argue with Yetoís assessment that, in [[TheMole letting a bunch of armed Klingons on to an abandoned station]], Quark is a 'stupid Ferengi.' ...This makes Quark look like an idiot, but also undermines the ensemble."''
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