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->'''Jenn:''' You didn't say goodwill towards men. So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people? No religion in history has been able to pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ. But you'd like me to do that in your name? So... what? You can feel real good about yourself?

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->'''Jenn:''' You didn't say goodwill towards men. Men. ''(off his look)'' So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people? No religion in history has been able to pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ. But you'd like me to do that in your name? So... what? You can feel real good about yourself?



->'''Jenn:''' Mm. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! How grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet you wish you hadn't made your first wish.

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->'''Jenn:''' Mm.Mmm. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! How grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet you wish you hadn't made your first wish.
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->'''Mulder:''' You don't have to wipe out the entire population of the whole planet just to effect peace on earth and goodwill towards Men!
->'''Jenn:''' You didn't say goodwill towards men. So you expect me to change the hearts of six billion people? No religion in history has been able to pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ. But you'd like me to do that in your name? So... what? You can feel real good about yourself?
->'''Mulder:''' Did I say that? I didn't say that!
->'''Jenn:''' Mm. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! How grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet you wish you hadn't made your first wish.
->'''Mulder:''' Yes, I do, since you butchered the intent of that wish so completely. And another thing. I think you've got a really horrible attitude. I guess it comes from being rolled up for the last 500 years. But we're not all that stupid. We're not all [[HumansAreMorons chimpanzees with revolvers]]. I think there's another possibility here, and that's just that you're a bitch!
-->-- ''Series/TheXFiles'', "[[Recap/TheXFilesS07E21JeSouhaite Je Souhaite]]"
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->''It is an objective scientific fact that all genies are jerks.''\\
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''You might say this is a bit of a prejudiced thing to say. You might say you cannot paint the entire race of Djinn with the same brush. And most people would agree - the Djinn are a wonderful people and a fascinating culture. But we're not talking about the Djinn. We're talking about genies. Furthermore, most Djinn would agree with you, as they are the ones who punished the genies for their various acts of jerkery by consigning them to lamps in the first place.''\\
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''They're a bit like Loki, actually. The Norse Gods didn't punish Loki because they hated people named Loki - they punished Loki because Loki was being a jerk.''\\
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''But I digress.''
-->--''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular 6: Lair of the Hack Writer'', "Genies Are Jerks"
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? "[[InvoluntaryShapeshifting By day one way, by night another]], blarty blarty blar." ''[[EvilLaugh (chuckles maniacally)]]'' Nobody's smart but me!

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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh yeah. [[ExactWords But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? she?]] "[[InvoluntaryShapeshifting By day one way, by night another]], blarty blarty blar." ''[[EvilLaugh (chuckles maniacally)]]'' Nobody's smart but me!
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''

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