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->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' ''[Storms offstage angrily, muttering under his breath on the way to the bathroom, then proceeds to unzip and pee]'' What a bunch of stupid losers. Nani wants to take shots at me? That's okay, his shots are never on target. Hope he's enjoying retirement in Florida. Speaking of Florida, he should hang out with my old teammate, Gonzalo Higuain. They're both very good... at being irrelevant! And what's with [Thomas] Muller, are these even jokes? Save it for the horses, pal! I am the ''most'' popular person on Instagram! You hear that [Alphonso] Davies? With your stupid little [=TikToks=]? Good luck in the World Cup with CanadaEh And now Zlatan's making a movie? Who does he think he is, me? Win a Champions League first. Or a Ballon d'Or. Or a European Championship. I could go on and on and on, but I don't want to sound like Eden Hazard talking about hamburgers. I mean Real Madrid is just a mess. These guys will ''never'' win another Champions League with Toni Kroos Control.

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->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' ''[Storms offstage angrily, muttering under his breath on the way to the bathroom, then proceeds to unzip and pee]'' What a bunch of stupid losers. Nani wants to take shots at me? That's okay, his shots are never on target. Hope he's enjoying retirement in Florida. Speaking of Florida, he should hang out with my old teammate, Gonzalo Higuain. They're both very good... at being irrelevant! And what's with [Thomas] Muller, are these even jokes? Save it for the horses, pal! I am the ''most'' popular person on Instagram! You hear that [Alphonso] Davies? With your stupid little [=TikToks=]? Good luck in the World Cup with CanadaEh Canada. And now Zlatan's making a movie? Who does he think he is, me? Win a Champions League first. Or a Ballon d'Or. Or a European Championship. I could go on and on and on, but I don't want to sound like Eden Hazard talking about hamburgers. I mean Real Madrid is just a mess. These guys will ''never'' win another Champions League with Toni Kroos Control.

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