History Quotes / IntoxicationEnsues

->'''Rodney:''' YESS, [[MotorMouth theyweretheretooandtherewerethetwoguards; theywerehugeanddumbandtotakethemoutIhadtotakesomeoftheenzyme!]]
->'''Weir:''' [[OhCrap You took some of the enzyme?!]]
->'''Rodney:''' NONONONONONONONO, [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Ididn'ttakesomeoftheenzyme, ItookaLOToftheenzymetotakeouttheseguards, youshould'veseenmeIwasAMAZING!!!]]

->"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a *weird* gig. I fed off a flower-person, and I spent the next six hours [[ContemplatingYourHands watching my hand move.]]"

->She smirks, and after a moment of silence the scent [[AlienBlood of bright cherries]] floods the air. Terezi’s knees go weak at the smell, and she opens her mouth, trying to taste as much of it as possible. Blueberry throws itself into the mix with wild abandon, and it’s the more wonderful than she could have ever imagined. Colors burst in her mind’s eye, and she moans from the taste itself, senses overrun with pure pleasure.

->"Happy needle is happy..."

->''(Brian approaches Stewie, who's at the wheel of the Winnebago all buzzed and jittery)''
->'''Brian:''' Are you all right?
->'''Stewie:''' NEVER BETTER! I GOT SOME PEP PILLS FROM A TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP! KEEPS ME AWAKE!
->'''Brian:''' You took ''pills?''
->'''Stewie:''' WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE, BUT I TOOK ALL OF THEM!
->'''Brian:''' Look, maybe you should slow down.
->'''Stewie:''' WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME!
->'''Brian:''' We're not even on the road!
->'''Stewie:''' HUH?!
->'''Brian:''' ''I said we're not even on the road!''
->'''Stewie:''' DON'T NEED TO BE! COMPASS SAYS WEST, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
->'''Brian:''' Stewie, we're in ''the middle of the desert!''
->'''Stewie:''' I KNOW! IMAGINE THE NADS ON THOSE GUYS WHO DID THIS ON A WAGON! PIONEERS, BRIAN! WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT! MANIFEST DESTINY!
->'''Brian:''' Alright, that's it! Give me the wheel!
->'''Stewie:''' GO TO HELL!
->''(the two fight over the wheel until the van launches over a sand dune and crashes; Stewie keeps manically steering until the airbag deploys, at which he immediately falls asleep)''

->'''Wildewinde''': ''Oh'', Doctor! Thank goodness you've come. They all think Wildey-winde's intoxicated.
->'''Dr. Hare''': And is he?

->'''Stewie:''' WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE, BUT TOOK ALL OF THEM!

->''(the two right over the wheel until the van launches over a sand dune and crashes; Stewie keeps manically steering until the airbag deploys, at which he immediately falls asleep)''

->'''Rodney:''' NONONONONONONONO, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Ididn'ttakesomeoftheenzyme, ItookaLOToftheenzymetotakeouttheseguards, youshould'veseenmeIwasAMAZING!!!]]

-->-- WebVideo/TheNecroCritic, ''Film/FelixTheCatTheMovie''

->"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a *weird* gig. I fed off a flower-person, and spent the next six hours [[ContemplatingYourHands watching my hand move.]]"

-->--''StargateAtlantis''

-->--''{{Dollhouse}}'', "Echoes"

-->-- '''Spike''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''