Topher Brink: You know what I like? Brown Sauce? What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
Adelle DeWitt: It's made of brown.
Topher Brink: Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!
Adelle DeWitt: Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.
"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a *weird* gig. I fed off a flower-person, and spent the next six hours
watching my hand move."
