History Quotes / InterSpeciesRomance

->''"She really is [[UpliftedAnimal very dog-like]]. In ''Series/StarTrek'', Captain Kirk would travel to new star systems and meet [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe independently evolved women who were more human-compatible]] than this person who evolved on my home planet. She's also smart, nice, brave, and accepts me the way I am. Even if things don't go past a certain point physically, she's still someone I'd want to spend my life with and help raise her kids. Captain Kirk never had these problems. On the other hand, Captain Kirk never got this lucky."''

->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?

->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of Creator/HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''

->''She really is [[UpliftedAnimal very dog-like]]. In ''Series/StarTrek'', Captain Kirk would travel to new star systems and meet [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe independently evolved women who were more human-compatible]] than this person who evolved on my home planet. She's also smart, nice, brave, and accepts me the way I am. Even if things don't go past a certain point physically, she's still someone I'd want to spend my life with and help raise her kids. Captain Kirk never had these problems. On the other hand, Captain Kirk never got this lucky.''

-> ''"That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!"''
-->--'''Stinky Wizzleteats''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' ("Stimpy's Invention")

-->--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"
-->--'''Kermit the Frog''', ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

->"Now let the turtle and the dove,\\

To bless this boy and bless this bride."
-->--''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

->"Arihiko-san, I'm a spirit. It would be best to not have such wicked thoughts..."\\

"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"
-->--'''Kagetsu Tohya''', ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}''

-->--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"
-->--'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies-awkwardness thing]]....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]].''"
-->--'''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-->--'''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->"They're gonna make a snadger!"
-->--'''Mabel''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Fenris:''' I'm an escaped slave, and an elf, living in a borrowed mansion. None of those things bother you?
->'''Hawke:''' And I'm an apostate refugee / a refugee as well as a human. Does that bother you?
->'''Fenris:''' You have me there.

-->--'''The Internet'''

->''Anyone that [[UnusualEuphemism has truck]] with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''
-->--'''Torquemada''', ''ComicBook/NemesisTheWarlock''

->'''Human:''' Hey elf, you look like a girl.\\
'''Elf:''' To a human, everything must look like a girl.\\
'''Human:''' What?\\
'''Elf:''' Half-orcs, half-ogres...\\
'''Human:''' ...shut up.\\
'''Dwarf:''' Half-dragons, half-kobolds.\\
'''Human:''' I said shut up!\\
'''Elf:''' ...\\
'''Dwarf:''' ...\\
'''Human:''' ...\\
'''Elf:''' Centaurs...
-->--'''Anonymous Troper''' on ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' %% moved from the examples section

->'''Florence:''' I'm trying to proceed cautiously.\\
'''Niomi:''' Listen, if you've found a [[UpliftedAnimal Bowman's Wolf]] you like, go for it!\\

'''Niomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].
-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"

->''They'll say you're an animal,''\\
''But I say you're a mammal just like me.''

->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definitely not with bipeds."''

->"Mice and sea lions don't mix, except perhaps in a Creator/{{Disney}} film."

->"[[Series/BabylonFive G'Kar]] likes women, no matter the size...shape...species..."

->'''Eddie:''' She's married to ''Roger Rabbit''?
->'''[[WesternAnimation/BettyBoop Betty]]:''' Yeah, what a lucky goil.

->"''It doesn't matter if [Nadeshiko]'s slime or human. I like what I like!''"

->"Turtles and cats together!? [[ActorAllusion That's not right!]]"
-->--'''Widow Hutchison,''' ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "The Big Question"

->''In the tiny lifeboat, she and the alien fuck endlessly, relentlessly.''

->''Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.''

-> ''"Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock. Let's beam down to the planet's surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program is over."''

->"''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday he means he isn’t homosexual]]. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.
-->--'''squided''', Website/{{Tumblr}}

->''I don't know how we'd reproduce, but we'll have a great time figuring it out!" ''[waggles eyebrows]

->“''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday he means he isn’t homosexual]]. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.

-->-- '''JMichaelStraczynski'''

->''She really is [[UpliftedAnimal very dog-like]]. In ''[[Series/StarTrek]]'', Captain Kirk would travel to new star systems and meet [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe independently evolved women who were more human-compatible]] than this person who evolved on my home planet. She's also smart, nice, brave, and accepts me the way I am. Even if things don't go past a certain point physically, she's still someone I'd want to spend my life with and help raise her kids. Captain Kirk never had these problems. On the other hand, Captain Kirk never got this lucky.''

->'''[[BettyBoop Betty]]:''' Yeah, what a lucky goil.

-->-- ''BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

-->--'''Widow Hutchison,''' ''RockosModernLife'', "The Big Question"

'''Niomi:'''Listen, if you've found a [[UpliftedAnimal Bowman's Wolf]] you like, go for it!\\

-->-- '''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definitely not with bipeds"''
-->-- '''Starfire''', ''[[ComicBook/BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]'', after walking in on Shift (clone of ComicBook/{{Metamorpho}}, human turned ElementalShapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and [[spoiler: OppositeSexClone of ComicBook/{{Brainiac}} 8]]) about to have sex.

->'''Steve''': Oh, Come on guys! It's not so bad here! I kinda like it here. I even met my girlfriend.\\

-->--'''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

->“''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure [[HaveIMentionedIAmAHeterosexualToday he means he isn’t homosexual]]. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.

->“''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.

-->--'''squided''', ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''

->'''squided:''' “''no homo''" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien [''sic'']. That was a very big mistake on your part.
-->--'''Website/{{Tumblr}}'''

->'''squided:''' “no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you. You figure he means he isn’t homosexual. It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien. That was a very big mistake on your part.

-->--'''Kagetsu Tohya''', ''{{Tsukihime}}''

(Pan right to reveal said girlfriend is a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Dino Rhino]].)\\

'''Steve''': And we even had a baby. Look how big he is!\\

-> ''"That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!"''\\

->''224. I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome do you?''\\

->"''Me? In love with a pig? Haha! Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing! Hahahahaha! Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Hahahaha! Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ha, hahahaha! Ahhh, the sounds of love: Su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!''"\\

To bless this boy and bless this bride."\\

"------! Hya, Arihiko-san, as a master, you make me defend against too many things--!"\\

->Let me get this straight: [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Your species]] can mate with anyone?\\

->"''[[MirrorChemistry Turians based on dextro-amino acids]]. Human [[ExpospeakGag ingestion of tissue]] could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible, so don't....''(ahem)'' ingest.''"\\

->"''It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible [[BuffySpeak interspecies-awkwardness thing]]....in which case, fighting the Collectors will be a welcome distraction. So, you know, [[XanatosGambit a win either way]].''"\\

->''Mating between species. A pointless exercise.''\\

->"They're gonna make a snadger!"\\

->''Every time you do it, you make the ghost of Creator/HPLovecraft [[AssholeVictim cry]].''\\

->''Anyone that [[UnusualEuphemism has truck]] with the extraterrestrial goes into the vats!''\\

'''Elf:''' Centaurs...\\

'''Niomi:''' [[OhCrap Proceed]] '''[[OhCrap very]]''' [[OhCrap cautiously]].\\

--'''Stinky Wizzleteats''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' ("Stimpy's Invention")

--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

--'''Kermit the Frog''', ''TheMuppetsTakeManhattan''

--''Children, Children'', from ''Bat Boy: The Musical''.

--'''Kagetsu Tohya''', ''{{Tsukihime}}''

--'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

--'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' on the quote below.

--'''Garrus Vakarian''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

--'''Javik''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

--'''Mabel''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

--'''The Internet'''

--'''Torquemada''', ''ComicBook/NemesisTheWarlock''

--'''Anonymous Troper''' on ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' %% moved from the examples section

--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"Mice and sea lions don't mix, except perhaps in a {{Disney}} film."

-->-- '''Starfire''', ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]'', after walking in on Shift (clone of {{Metamorpho}}, human turned ElementalShapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and [[spoiler: OppositeSexClone of {{Brainiac}} 8]]) about to have sex.

->"''What an interesting first union that must have been! Hahaha! I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything!''"\\
--'''Coyote''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' [[spoiler: explaining to Antimony that she's part fire elemental]]

''But I say you're a mammal just like me.''\\
--'''Ichiro''', ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers''

->"''Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots. Should people from different species get married or have sex? Is a union between a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady like me dating a Catholic girl or a Shetland pony announcing its engagement to a bumblebee?''"\\
--'''Nathan Rabin''', [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops: Delgo]]

->''"You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?"''\\
--'''Beverly''' to the title character of the movie ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

->''" I'll be honest with you, I've seen stranger couplings but not usually on earth. And definitely not with bipeds"''\\
--'''Starfire''', ''[[BatmanAndTheOutsiders The Outsiders]]'', after walking in on Shift (clone of {{Metamorpho}}, human turned ElementalShapeshifter) and Indigo (gynoid and [[spoiler: OppositeSexClone of {{Brainiac}} 8]]) about to have sex.

'''Steve''': I don't know. I was drunk and in love!\\
--''BowsersKingdom'' episode 8

Where would he ever find a woman who could compare with her?''\\
--'''Creator/CordwainerSmith''', ''[[http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29614/29614-h/29614-h.htm The Game Of Rat And Dragon]]''

->"Mice and sea lions don't mix, except perhaps in a {{Disney}} film."\\
--'''Brain,''' ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain''

->"[[Series/BabylonFive G'Kar]] likes women, no matter the size...shape...species..."\\
--'''JMichaelStraczynski'''

-->--''WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

-->--'''Gentaro Kisaragi''', ''Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax''