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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeam laser]]!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeam '''[[FrickinLaserBeam laser]]!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''
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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeam laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeam laser!''' laser]]!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''
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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeamlaser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''[[FrickenLaserBeamlaser!''' '''[[FrickenLaserBeam laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''
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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' '''[[FrickenLaserBeamlaser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''') ''



->'''Wayne''': I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune teller. It allows me to add two and two and get a pickle.

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->'''Wayne''': I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune teller. fortune-teller. It allows lets me to add two and 'n' two and get a pickle.
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-->--''TheAlloyOfLaw''

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-->--''TheAlloyOfLaw''-->--''Literature/TheAlloyOfLaw''

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->''"I bought a ward against logic. It allows me to add two and two and get a pickle."''
-->--'''Wayne''', ''TheAlloyOfLaw''

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->''"I ->'''Wax''': Logic doesn't work on Wayne.
->'''Wayne''': I
bought a ward against logic. it off a traveling fortune teller. It allows me to add two and two and get a pickle."''
-->--'''Wayne''', ''TheAlloyOfLaw''
pickle.
-->--''TheAlloyOfLaw''
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->''"I bought a ward against logic. It allows me to add two and two and get a pickle."''
-->--'''Wayne''', ''TheAlloyOfLaw''
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-> ''Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.''

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-> ''Bleach ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ6Ex8E1q50&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=41 Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.'']]''
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-->-- '''{{Shortpacked}}''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20090911.html]]

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-->-- '''{{Shortpacked}}''' '''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20090911.html]]



-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''

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-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''
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-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''

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-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''
''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
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->'''Red Mage''': ''Most plans are '''critically''' flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has '''no attachment''' to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no effect on the macro level.''
->'''Black Mage''': ''That's so stupid I can't even see straight any more.''
-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''
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->'''Buffy''': ''Your logic is not like our Earth logic.''
->'''Xander''': ''Mine is much more advanced.''
-->-- ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''' ''

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame brain! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!''' '''everything!''') ''
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->'''Pippin:''' "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."
'''Treebeard:''' "That doesn't make sense to me, but you are very small. Perhaps you're right."

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->'''Pippin:''' ->'''Pippin:''' "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm. harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."
'''Treebeard:''' ->'''Treebeard:''' "That doesn't make sense to me, but you are very small. small. Perhaps you're right."
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->'''Pippin:''' "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."
'''Treebeard:''' "That doesn't make sense to me, but you are very small. Perhaps you're right."
-->-- ''[[Film.TheLordOfTheRings The Two Towers]]''

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->''"You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this."''



-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''MassEffect''

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-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', '''Lorik Qui'in''', ''MassEffect''
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-->--[[Comicbook/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Ducks: Crisis of Infinite Darkwings]]

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-->--[[Comicbook/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Ducks: Crisis of on Infinite Darkwings]]
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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame bran! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!'''
-->--[[ComicBooks/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Ducks: Crisis of Infinite Darkwings]]

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->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame bran! brain! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!'''
-->--[[ComicBooks/DarkwingDuck
'''everything!''' ''
-->--[[Comicbook/DarkwingDuck
Darkwing Ducks: Crisis of Infinite Darkwings]]
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->'''Teacher''': ''Now class, who can tell me how you find the square root of 98,632?''
->'''Gosalyn''': ''(That's easy.)''
->'''Student''': ''Is it...dividing the remainder and multiplying the decimal?''
->'''Gosalyn''': ''(No lame bran! You hit the number with a '''laser!''' Lasers solve '''everything!'''
-->--[[ComicBooks/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Ducks: Crisis of Infinite Darkwings]]
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->''Your logic is as compelling as it is flawed.''
-->--'''[[DeadpanSnarker Myrhad]]''', ''ChasingTheSunset''
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I fail to see what that nosense has to do with this specific type of nonsense.


-> ''Eat the robot! Equip eat and use on robot!''
-->-- '''{{Tatsudoshi}}''', guest-commenting on a ''[[{{Fallout}} Fallout 3]]'' ''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]]''
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->'''Red Mage''': ''We should start with the visible sky castle.''
->'''Black Mage''': ''Why's that?''
->'''Red Mage''': ''It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.''
-->-- ''EightBitTheatre''
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-->-- '''Nathan Explosion''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U]]

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-->-- '''Nathan Explosion''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U]]
''{{Metalocalypse}}''
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-->-- '''[[TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]]''', during AtopTheFourthWall's "Top 15 Screw-Ups"

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-->-- '''[[TheNostalgiaCritic '''[[StrawFan Douchey McNitpick]]''', during AtopTheFourthWall's "Top 15 Screw-Ups"
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-> Sure, the prosecution has presented a lot of "evidence" that my client killed her husband. But, if she were really guilty, wouldn't she not want to get caught? If she didn't want to get caught, why would she leave any evidence? Their own argument defeats itself!

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-> Sure, ->''Sure, the prosecution has presented a lot of "evidence" that my client killed her husband. But, if she were really guilty, wouldn't she not want to get caught? If she didn't want to get caught, why would she leave any evidence? Their own argument defeats itself!itself!''



-> Money equals '''power'''. Power equals '''camel'''. Camel equals '''five celery sticks'''. '''FIVE'''. Quid pro quo.

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-> Money ->''Money equals '''power'''. Power equals '''camel'''. Camel equals '''five celery sticks'''. '''FIVE'''. Quid pro quo.''



-> ''"I know both casual coke users and 'casual' coffee drinkers and there really is [[MustHaveCaffeine not a whole lot of difference between the two]]."''
--> A forum troll arguing against medical science.



-> ''"Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I want to say it happened in 1941, that's my right!"''

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-> ''"Who's ''Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I want to say it happened in 1941, that's my right!"''right!''



-> ''"do they shoot stuff or are they just pretty lights, it would be awesome if they shot lasers and made people explode, thus causing massive body count rise causing the taxes to rise 10 fold. my logic is undeniable."''
--> Some troll commenting on a UFO video.

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-> ''"do ''do they shoot stuff or are they just pretty lights, it would be awesome if they shot lasers and made people explode, thus causing massive body count rise causing the taxes to rise 10 fold. my logic is undeniable."''
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--> Some troll -- '''Some troll''', commenting on a UFO video.



-->-- '''ElGoonishShive'''

-> "Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."

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-->-- '''ElGoonishShive'''

''ElGoonishShive''

-> "Bleach ''Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach." ''



-> "Eat the robot! Equip eat and use on robot!"
--> {{Tatsudoshi}}, guest-commenting on a Fallout 3 Let's Play

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-> "Eat ''Eat the robot! Equip eat and use on robot!"
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-->-- '''{{Tatsudoshi}}''',
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->''Okay, this is beyond evil. This is [[TropeNamer insane troll logic]].''
-->-- '''Xander''', and in a [[CallBack later episode]] '''Buffy''', ''{{Buffy the Vampire Slayer}}''

->''Bah! Logic means nothing to me!''
-->-- '''[[TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]]''', during AtopTheFourthWall's "Top 15 Screw-Ups"

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-> "Eat the robot! Equip eat and use on robot!"
--> {{Tatsudoshi}}, guest-commenting on a Fallout 3 Let's Play
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-> "Bleach is mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."

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-> "Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."
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-->-- Nathan Explosion ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U]]

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-->-- Nathan Explosion '''Nathan Explosion''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U]]
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-> "Bleach is mostly water. We’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach."
-->-- Nathan Explosion ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U]]
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->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Susan]]''': ''...I think you've injured my brain.''
->'''Tedd''': ''Injured it with '''logic'''!''
->'''Susan''': ''Sure. Let's call it "logic".''
-->-- '''ElGoonishShive'''
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-> ''"I know both casual coke users and 'casual' coffee drinkers and there really is not a whole lot of difference between the two."''

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-> ''"I know both casual coke users and 'casual' coffee drinkers and there really is [[MustHaveCaffeine not a whole lot of difference between the two.two]]."''

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