History Quotes / IncompatibleOrientation

->'''Betty:''' "After thinking about it, I realized this has been the problem with us the whole time. Kevin likes ''boys''".

->'''[[CasanovaWannabe Neptune]]:''' Oh. I didn't know Illia was gonna be here. I'll, uh, I'll give you two a moment. Hey. Almost didn't see you there. 'Cause, you know, the camouflage.\\

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'''Security Guard:''' *(fake CampGay voice)* Honey, me too!

->'''[[{{Asexuality}} Alastor]]:''' And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

-->-- '''Chikane''', narrating ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/231855?view_adult=true Please Don't Scream]]'', a ''Manga/KannazukiNoMiko'' fic [[note]]She's wrong, by the way.[[/note]]

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-> People thought Camila and I were like into each other, and that made me so uncomfortable. Like disgustingly uncomfortable because I was queer, but she was not," Jauregui said. "And it made me feel like a predator because of the types of clips people would put together and the types of stories people would write.

->'''Nico:''' I am! But that doesn't mean I'm [[SuddenlySexuality suddenly into]]...Wait, ''you're'' into girls?

-->'''Holden:''' I love you.
-->'''Alyssa:''' ''(beat)'' You love me.
-->'''Holden:''' I love you. [[JustFriends And not, not in a friendly way]], [[BetterAsFriends although I think we're great friends]]. And not [[PuppyLove in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way]], although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. [[ForbiddenFruit And it's not because you're unattainable]]. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But—I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. [[LongingLook I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't—I can't look into your eyes without feeling that—that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels]]. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know, this will probably queer our friendship—no pun intended—but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But, God, I just—I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down]]. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, [[LoveRevelationEpiphany then that means you feel something, too]]. And all I ask, please, is that you just—you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which—while I do appreciate it—I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
-->'''Alyssa:''' ''(leaves)''
-->'''Holden:''' Oh shit. Was it something I said?

-->'''Alyssa:''' Get back in the car and get the hell out of here!
-->'''Holden:''' Aren't you at least, going to comment?
-->'''Alyssa:''' Here's my comment: fuck you!
-->'''Holden:''' Why?
-->'''Alyssa:''' That was so unfair! You know how unfair that was!
-->'''Holden:''' [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint What, it's unfair that I'm in love with you?]]
-->'''Alyssa:''' No, it's unfortunate that you're in love with me. It's unfair that you felt the fucking need to unburden your soul about it! Do you remember for one fucking second who I am?!
-->'''Holden:''' So? I mean, you know, people change.
-->'''Alyssa:''' Oh, it's that simple? You fall in love with me and want a romantic relationship, nothing changes for you! With the exception of feeling hunky-dory all the time, but what about me, Holden?! It's not that simple! I just can't get into a relationship with you without throwing my whole fucking world into upheaval!
-->'''Holden:''' Alyssa, that's every relationship! There's always going to be a period of adjustment.
-->'''Alyssa:''' "Period of adjustment"?!? ''(hitting him)'' THERE'S NO PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT, HOLDEN! I AM FUCKING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! [[CureYourGays AND YOU ASSUME THAT I CAN JUST TURN THAT AROUND]] [[EntitledToHaveYou JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING CRUSH?!]] ''(music stops)''
-->'''Holden:''' If this is a crush... then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it ever happens.
-->'''Alyssa:''' Go home, Holden. ''(walks away)''

-->'''Emily Montgomery:''' Is everybody gay? Is this a ''Twilight Zone''?!

-->'''Holden:''' I love you. [[JustFriends And not, not in a friendly way]], [[BetterAsFriends although I think we're great friends]]. And not [[PuppyLove in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way]], although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. [[ForbiddenFruit And it's not because you're unattainable]]. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But—I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. [[LongingLook I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't—I can't look into your eyes without feeling that—that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels]]. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know, this will probably queer our friendship—no pun intended—but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But, God, I just—I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down]]. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, [[LoveRevelationEpiphany then that means you feel something, too]]. And all I ask, please, is that you just—you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which—while I do appreciate it—I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.