History Quotes / IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer

-> '''Lea:''' Oh really? [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Because after that stunt you pulled nearly expelling Roxas you think she's forgiven you?]] ''[[TheResenter She didn't even hug you back]]''. Everyone thinks because you spent a week in that stupid mirror you're reformed, but not me. Snow White, [[BigBrotherInstinct if you ever try anything on Roxas again]] '''[[BigBrotherInstinct I WILL BURN YOU!]]'''

-->--'''Fanfic/{{Moratorium}}'''

-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', "Ben's Parents"

'''Lassiter:''' Repeatedly.
-->--''Series/{{Psych}}'', "Shawn Rescues Darth Vader"

->'''Neal:''' If anything happens to her or him, you'll see what I'm capable of.
-->--''Series/WhiteCollar'', "[[Recap/WhiteCollarS05E10LiveFeed LiveFeed]]"

->'''Volstagg''': If you even THINK about betraying [[ComicBook/{{Thor}} him]]...\\

-> '''EAH Snow White:''' Ha! Please my little Apple Dumpling loves me with all her heart.

-> '''Lea:''' Oh really? [[RealityEnsues Because after that stunt you pulled nearly expelling Roxas you think she's forgiven you?]] ''[[TheResenter She didn't even hug you back]]''. Everyone thinks because you spent a week in that stupid mirror you're reformed, but not me. Snow White, [[BigBrotherInstinct if you ever try anything on Roxas again]] '''[[BigBrotherInstinct I WILL BURN YOU!]]'''

->''"Don't. Don't you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in thirty minutes, I will call the police. And if you '''ever''' try to contact me or my family again, I will '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' kill you."''
-->--'''Charlotte''' to '''[=BoJack=]''' after she catches him in compromising positions with her underage daughter, ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "Escape from L.A."

-->--'''Fanfic/Moratorium'''

'''Chander:''' ''(bursts into laughter)''

->''YOU'RE LUCKY [Rei] LOVES YOU, YOU IDIOT. YOU BETTER TREAT HER LIKE THE GODDESS SHE IS, OR I'LL FEED YOU TO UNIT-02, NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE.''

-->-- ''ComicBooks/YoungAvengers''

[[AC:Film -- Live-Action]]

->'''Mrs. Possible''': We want Kim to be happy.\\
'''Ron''': We do…\\
'''Mr. Possible''': If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep-space probe.\\
'''Ron''': ''[gulp]'' How… deep?\\
'''Mr. Possible''': ''Black hole deep…'' [[FullNameUltimatum Ronald]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->[[InvokedTrope "Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"]] \\
"No," said Simon. [[SubvertedTrope "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself.]] Possibly with a variety of weapons."
-->-- ''Literature/CityOfGlass''

->'''Ross:''' You guys are getting married tomorrow, and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this: if you ''ever'' hurt my little sister...if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind...I will hunt you down and kick your ass.\\
'''Chander:''' ''(bursts into laughter)''
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding: Part 1"

->'''Lorelai:''' See, Rory is my daughter--\\
'''Dean:''' Ah, he comes the talk.\\
'''Lorelai:''' How about I talk, you listen? Rory is a smart kid, she's never been much for guys, so the fact that she likes you means a lot. I don't believe she'd waste her time with some loser.\\
'''Dean:''' But you're watching me.\\
'''Lorelai:''' Sweetheart, the whole town is watching you. That girl in there is beloved around here. You hurt her, and there's not a safe place within a hundred miles for you to hide.
-->-- ''Series/GilmoreGirls''

->'''Bruce''': What do you want, fucker? Oh, you want something, huh?\\
''[Henry pistol whips Bruce ten times]''\\
'''Henry''': I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're DEAD!\\
''[pistol whips one last time]''
-->--'''Henry Hill''', ''Film/{{Goodfellas}}''

->''"You might have everyone else here buying your [[CharacterDevelopment "transformation"]], but you and I both know [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past]]. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, right then and there. '''Permanently.'''"''
-->-- '''Katara''' to '''Zuko''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"[[ComicBook/LoisLane She's]] all [[Franchise/{{Superman}} yours]] now, if you can handle her. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live."''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

->''"I won’t waste elaborate verbal flourishes. Let me pay you the compliment of being very plain: [[spoiler: Lilith]] has shown a [[FaceHeelTurn terrible lapse in judgement]]. It will be dealt with… but she is my wife and off limits to you. I want to be inescapably clear: [[TranquilFury if you harm her, I will destroy you]]. There is more than one way to destroy something, [[FateWorseThanDeath whole unknown dimensions of oblivion in varying bites]]: [[BadassBoast I know them]] ''[[BadassBoast all]].'' If you continue, the person who walked into this building today will no longer exist, and your secret society will come to regret it. I will not hesitate. [[NoNonsenseNemesis I will not twirl my moustache]]. I do '''not''' make idle threats."''
-->-- [[spoiler: '''Samael''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

-->--'''Asuka Langley Sohryu''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars''

-->--''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'', ''chapter 3''

->''"James Raynor, [[AllUpToYou the queen's fate is left to you]]. If you fail and do not die beside her, know that [[HordeOfAlienLocusts the Swarm]] will hunt you down."''
-->--'''Zagara''', ''VideoGame/StarCraftIILegacyOfTheVoid''

->''"You lay a hand on our Ada, and I'll put you in a wooden box myself."''
-->-- '''Polly''' to '''Freddie''', ''Series/PeakyBlinders''

->''"We have a common enemy, but I don't trust you either. Not one bit. [[spoiler: Switching sides at the last possible moment]] might win you brownie points with some, but not with me. Don't mistake this temporary truce for anything other than that. Temporary. The only reason either of you is still standing here is because of [[spoiler:Stephen]], not because of me. If, God forbid, something happened to [[spoiler:him]] because of either of you, [[NightmareFuel they'd be scraping bits of you off the yankee stadium for several weeks]]. If I ''ever'' catch either of you near me or anyone I care about after this, I will ''end'' you. And if I ever glance a TMZ report about Stephen and I supposedly vacationing alone together on the Spanish Riviera, I will find you and we'll finish what we started here. That's not a threat, it's a ''promise. Got it?
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''' to [[spoiler: '''a purified Stephanos and Yonathan''']], ''WebComic/FakeNewsRumble''

->''You can break my soul\\
Take my life away\\
Beat me\\
Hurt me\\
Kill me\\
But for the love of God\\
Don't touch\\
Her/Him''
-->-- '''Website/{{Tumblr}}''', from [[http://dailypepperony.tumblr.com/post/164788591617 this]] ''Film/IronMan'' photo set.

-->--'''[=GreatJon=] Umber''', ''FanFic/RobbReturns''

->''YOU'RE LUCKY [Rei] LOVES YOU, YOU IDIOT. YOU BETTER TREAT HER LIKE THE GODDESS SHE IS, OR I'LL FEED YOU TO UNIT-02, NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE.''
-->-- '''Asuka''' sending a text message to Kaworu, ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust''