History Quotes / IdiotPlot

5th Sep '16 11:08:52 AM CabbitGirlEmi
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->'''Edd:''' We could just go to our house, Eddy.\\
'''Eddy:''' What, and ruin the plot?
-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "Knock Knock, Who's Ed?"

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20th Aug '16 10:14:05 AM htuttle
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->In case you [[ViewersAreGoldfish can't remember]] what led him into this mess, he gives the kids a [[IHaveThisFriend "hypothetical"]] question in which he tells his story of delivering secret packages to the millionaire, and which the kids say that's naive in stupid. If only they could have been in the pitch meeting for ''Bushwhacked''.

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->In case you [[ViewersAreGoldfish can't remember]] what led him into this mess, he gives the kids a [[IHaveThisFriend "hypothetical"]] question in which he tells his story of delivering secret packages to the millionaire, and which the kids say that that's naive in and stupid. If only they could have been in the pitch meeting for ''Bushwhacked''.
20th Aug '16 10:13:31 AM htuttle
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->It seems weird that T’Pol did not have a “stun” setting... if she did, there would be no plot. The way that T’Pol talks about “[[TheseHandsHaveKilled the despair of having taken a life]]” suggests that this was the only time that she ever killed. It seems strange that the Vulcan High Command would not have any operatives [[EnsignNewbie better suited to the task]] -- particularly if the operative was not going to be equipped with a weapon that can stun.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/09/star-trek-enterprise-the-seventh-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "The Seventh"

->Can you imagine, say, [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Jean-Luc Picard]] bringing his dog down to an alien planet? Yeah, I didn't think so. But even if he did, and that dog whizzed on cultural landmarks, I can only see Picard being swiftly contrite and apologetic, immediately making amends to get [[TickingClock that needed component]]. Hell, I think Wesley Crusher [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Justice_%28episode%29 whizzed on some bushes]] in the first season of TNG, and Picard groveled his ass off to save the kid.\\\
But Archer, as you probably guessed, is about to have [[ThisMeansWAR a slightly different reaction]].

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->It seems weird that T’Pol did not have a “stun” setting... if she did, there would be no plot. The way that T’Pol talks about “[[TheseHandsHaveKilled the despair of having taken a life]]” suggests that this was the only time that she ever killed. It seems strange that the Vulcan High Command would not have any operatives [[EnsignNewbie better suited to the task]] -- particularly if the operative was not going to be equipped with a weapon that can stun.
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/09/star-trek-enterprise-the-seventh-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "The Seventh"

->Can you imagine, say, [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Jean-Luc Picard]] Picard bringing his dog down to an alien planet? Yeah, I didn't think so. But even if he did, and that dog whizzed on cultural landmarks, I can only see Picard being swiftly contrite and apologetic, immediately making amends to get [[TickingClock that needed component]]. Hell, I think Wesley Crusher [[http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Justice_%28episode%29 [[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E7Justice}} whizzed on some bushes]] in the first season of TNG, and Picard groveled his ass off to save the kid.\\\
But Archer, as you probably guessed, is about to have [[ThisMeansWAR ''[[ThisMeansWAR a slightly different reaction]].reaction]]''.


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->In case you [[ViewersAreGoldfish can't remember]] what led him into this mess, he gives the kids a [[IHaveThisFriend "hypothetical"]] question in which he tells his story of delivering secret packages to the millionaire, and which the kids say that's naive in stupid. If only they could have been in the pitch meeting for ''Bushwhacked''.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''{{Film/Bushwhacked}}''
6th May '16 5:53:00 AM KlawKalash
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->The Doctor manages to convince Vicki and Steven in record time that he is [[WhichMe a younger version]] of the Doctor, partly because he is such an amiable fellow that it is hard to distrust and partly because these companions ask intelligent questions. Listening to this story is almost enough to make you week: [[Creator/PeterDavison Davison]] instantly raises his game when he is paired up with two such fine actors for his companions and it makes you wonder just how his era would have fared had he been traveling with characters of the calibre of Steven and Vicki rather than the drudgery of Adric and Tegan.

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->The Doctor manages to convince Vicki and Steven in record time that he is [[WhichMe a younger version]] of the Doctor, partly because he is such an amiable fellow that it is hard to distrust and partly because these companions ask intelligent questions. Listening to this story is almost enough to make you week: weep: [[Creator/PeterDavison Davison]] instantly raises his game when he is paired up with two such fine actors for his companions and it makes you wonder just how his era would have fared had he been traveling with characters of the calibre of Steven and Vicki rather than the drudgery of Adric and Tegan.
6th May '16 5:48:48 AM KlawKalash
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-> "No one is allowed to think in this movie. Not one single event in the entire plot can possibly take place unless every character in the cast has brains made of Bac-o-Bits."
-->-- '''Creator/{{Roger Ebert}}''', on the film Film/Jungle2Jungle
26th Mar '16 5:27:26 PM Maxiboy136
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-> The government controls the city of Blüdhaven because they're idiots. The Atomic Knights are running around Blüdhaven with no clear end goal because they're idiots. The Secret Society of Super Villains send two teams of nuclear-themed characters into Blüdhaven because they're idiots. Firebrand... is an idiot.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''The Battle for Blüdhaven''
14th Nov '15 11:15:54 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''{{Roger Ebert}}''', on the film Film/Jungle2Jungle

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-->-- '''{{Roger '''Creator/{{Roger Ebert}}''', on the film Film/Jungle2Jungle
20th Oct '15 1:35:25 AM LahmacunKebab
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->Creator/TomHanks and Peter Scolari's woman costumes were about as believable as two men in wigs making no effort to disguise their voices. They lived in a world where everyone was so easy to trick, there was no need for the [[ZanyScheme elaborate scheme]]. They might as well have put a jar of mayonnaise on roller skates and shoved it into the manager's office shouting, "That's not male mayonnaise! Rent her an apartment! Actually, RARGH! I'm God! Rent an apartment to Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari!

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->Creator/TomHanks and Peter Scolari's woman costumes were about as believable as two men in wigs making no effort to disguise their voices. They lived in a world where everyone was so easy to trick, there was no need for the [[ZanyScheme elaborate scheme]]. They might as well have put a jar of mayonnaise on roller skates and shoved it into the manager's office shouting, "That's not male mayonnaise! Rent her an apartment! Actually, RARGH! I'm God! Rent an apartment to Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari!Scolari!"
8th Sep '15 2:35:15 PM Scorpion451
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-> "No one is allowed to think in this movie. Not one single event in the entire plot can possibly take place unless every character in the cast has brains made of Bac-o-Bits."
-->-- '''{{Roger Ebert}}''', on the film Film/Jungle2Jungle
19th Aug '15 4:49:48 AM LahmacunKebab
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->Goodnight, the stupid is spewing out of these characters like its Mt. Vesuvius!

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->Goodnight, the stupid is spewing out of these characters like its it's Mt. Vesuvius!
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