History Quotes / IWantGrandkids

12th Aug '17 7:13:26 PM creader
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-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

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-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''
-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''



-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"I want some grandkids!"''
-->--'''Eudora''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''
29th Apr '17 4:37:33 PM Discar
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'''Claire's Mother:''' They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''.\\

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'''Claire's Mother:''' They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''.\\
29th Apr '17 4:37:14 PM Discar
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-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

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-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walkie''
Walky]]''
29th Apr '17 4:36:19 PM Discar
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->''Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with ''subtlety'' to stop doing it in the ''ass'' or ''pulling out'' or ''whatever'' the hell they're doing to rob me of my ''babies''.''
--> '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother:''' ''"If you want the joy of a child without the bother, There's a perfectly simple answer."''
->'''Claire:''' ''"Grandchildren."''
->'''Claire's Mother:''' ''"They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''."''
-->''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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->''Lord, ->''"Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with ''subtlety'' '''subtlety''' to stop doing it in the ''ass'' '''ass''' or ''pulling out'' '''pulling out''' or ''whatever'' '''whatever''' the hell they're doing to rob me of my ''babies''.''
--> '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother:''' ''"If you want the joy of a child without the bother, There's a perfectly simple answer.
'''babies'''."''
->'''Claire:''' ''"Grandchildren."''
->'''Claire's
-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s
Mother:''' ''"They're If you want the joy of a child without the bother, there's a perfectly simple answer.\\
'''Claire:''' Grandchildren.\\
'''Claire's Mother:''' They're
perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''."''
-->''Series/TheCosbyShow'',
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-->-- ''Series/TheCosbyShow'',
season one episode "One More Time"



--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:''' You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine: I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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--> Simon -->-- '''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

''Series/TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...
away.\\
'''Samantha:''' ...
which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:'''
debate.\\
'''Dave:'''
You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine:
statemen--\\
'''Jeanine:
I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> -->-- ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''



-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

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-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

->'''Kathryn:''' So instead of nagging your ''son'' about producing grandchildren, you nag women who may or may not be remotely interested in him?\\
'''General Tagon:''' This is a new tactic. I guess I do both.\\
'''Kathryn:''' For as stupid as your selfish DNA is, I'm surprised you were able to reproduce at all.\\
'''General Tagon:''' The boy's mother used to say the same thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
24th Mar '16 5:52:23 PM nombretomado
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-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->''TheCosbyShow'', -->''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"
18th Mar '16 11:11:09 PM Hossmeister
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17th Jan '16 10:28:01 PM Gamermaster
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--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

->'''Kyouko:''' [[VoiceOfTheLegion Do you]] [[DemonHead have a]] [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily child yet]]?\\
'''Hajime:''' Child? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Even I know you can't marry a grade schooler]].\\
'''Kyouko:''' I mean ''your'' child, with your wife!
-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''
27th May '15 9:40:18 PM kazokuhouou
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--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

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--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''''TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:''' You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine: I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''
30th Dec '13 3:55:04 PM skybox
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->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."

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->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking.""''
30th Dec '13 3:54:35 PM skybox
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-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"Time"

->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."
--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''
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