History Quotes / HumanPopsicle

Our darling's now completely'' ''frappé!''"''

->''I know what it means to freeze to death\\

Lord have mercy on the frozen man''

->''Stranger in a strange land\\

Lost and far from home''

->We love our little Johnny\\

That's why we love him like we do.

->''L'Enfant Glacé''\\

My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappé!\\
Our darling's now completely ''frappé!''

->''In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't ''feel'' like six years -- more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking.''

->''[[MemeticMutation I was frozen today!]]''

->''Creator/JohnWayne's not dead; he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off! You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times; that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!''

->'''Nick Fury:''' Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly.
->'''Steve Rogers:''' Break what?
->'''Nick Fury:''' You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years.
->''(A long pause as Steve takes in his surroundings and realization sets in)''
->'''Nick Fury:''' You gonna be okay?
->'''Steve Rogers:''' Yeah... yeah, I just... I had a date.
-->-- '''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'''

->-- '''Squatty''', ''Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4''

-->--'''Creator/DenisLeary''', "Asshole"

-->--'''Shaggy''', ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks Part 3''

'''Little Inmate:''' ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!\\

->'''Steve Rogers:''' Yeah... yeah, I just... [[TearJerker I had a date.]]

'''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Steve Rogers]]:''' [[FishOutOfTemporalWater What]]?\\

->"While the implant into the red demon was successful, the event seems to have caused the 'Iron Core' to deteriorate. The demon was cryogenically frozen, while the core had to undergo reinforcement procedures."

-->-- '''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'''

->"Aye, they're [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe babes all right]]. Look at them, tasty as popsicles. As frozen too. These are suspended animation tubes."

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

'''[[Film/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]:''' [[FishOutOfTemporalWater What]]?\\

->''L'Enfant Glacé''\\

My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappé!\\
Our darling's now completely frappé!"

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

->In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't ''feel'' like six years - more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking.
-->-- '''Jake Sully''', ''{{Film/Avatar}}''

->'''Little Inmate''': Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?
->'''Wesley Snipes''': Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I-
->'''Little Inmate''': ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!
->'''Big Inmate''': I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!

->Man, can that guy ever ''not'' get frozen in ice?
-->-- '''Iron Man''' regarding Captain America, ''{{WesternAnimation/Mad}}''

->"Everyone knows that freezing stuff doesn't work. I don't know why the [[Film/SoylentGreen Soylent Corporation]] bothered to buy up all those cryogenic storage companies."
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->"What do you call a frozen Communist? Hammer and pop-sicle."

----
<<|QuotesWiki|>>

-->-- '''Charlie Wilcox''', ''SuburbanCommando''

-->-- ''Harbinger Down'' (2015)

->"Everyone knows that freezing stuff doesn't work. I don't know why the SoylentGreen Corporation bothered to buy up all those cryogenic storage companies."

->While the implant into the red demon was successful, the event seems to have caused the 'Iron Core' to deteriorate. The demon was cryogenically frozen, while the core had to undergo reinforcement procedures."

-->-- '''IronMaiden''', "Stranger in a Strange Land"

-->'' '''IronMaiden''', "Stranger in a Strange Land"

-->-- '''James Taylor''', "The Frozen Man"

<<|QuotesWiki|>>