History Quotes / HehHehYouSaidX

->''"There was odin [[note]] one [[/note]] time when Kim's pee [[note]] father [[/note]]- '''''[[BreakingTheFourthWall DON'T SMECK,]]''''' [[note]] laugh [[/note]] '''''[[BreakingTheFourthWall YOU MERZKY]]''''' [[note]] filthy [[/note]] '''''[[BreakingTheFourthWall ORANGES!]]''''' [[note]] humans [[/note]] '''''I CAN SLOOSH''''' [[note]] hear [[/note]] '''''YOU AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE OOKOS!''''' [[note]] ears [[/note]]"''

->-- ''An excerpt from the SelfDemonstratingArticle for Kimberly Bond's Kingler [[KnifeNut Pee]][[SugarAndIcePersonality chee]] on the wiki for Roleplay/WeAreAllPokemonTrainers''

'''Chum Chum:''' Heh-heh, you said "[[ToiletHumor pee]]"!

->'''Fanboy:''' But we're inseparable like two peas in a pod!

-->-- [[WebOriginal/{{Dril}} dril]]

-->-- Headline from a 2012 [[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444226904577560941016294050.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop Wall Street Journal column]][[note]]Hard to believe the writer wasn't [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar doing it on purpose.]][[/note]]

-> ''"the doctor reveals my blood pressure is [[FourTwentyBalzeIt 420]] over [[LOL69 69]]. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying"''

-> ''"the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying"''

->''the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying''
-->-- ''[[WebOriginal/{{Dril}} dril]]

-> ' ' ""the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying" ' '

-->-- [[WebOriginal/Dril dril]]

->"The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea — and please excuse me — that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. I’ve done that — very loudly asked for a rubber and people have given me strange looks. That was embarrassing!"
-->--Creator/EmmaWatson

->'''Mayor Fink:''' "Are you prepared to do your civic duty?"\\
'''Knuckles:''' *snickering* "He said [[SubvertedTrope civic]]!

'''The Doctor:''' ''(giggling)'' I made him say "comfy chairs"!

--> ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''Mayor Knuckles''

''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', ''Mayor Knuckles''

-->-- BlazingDragons

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->'''Deacon Palmer:''' I didn't know you were a pianist.
'''Arthur Spooner:''' *chuckles*

'''Deacon Palmer:''' What's so funny?

'''Arthur Spooner:''' Sorry, but the word "''pee''-anist" always tickled me.
-->-- [[KingOfQueens The King of Queens]]

-> '''[[PunnyName Sir Burnevere]]''': ''I believe it's an acronym. A word formed from the first letter of a series of words.''\\
'''[[CampGay Sir Blaze]]''': ''Oh! Like how Mumsy is always calling stepdaddy an S. O. B."\\
'''*Everyone Gasps*'''\\
'''Sir Blaze''': ''Son of a ''Briton''.''

->Headline from a 2012 [[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444226904577560941016294050.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop Wall Street Journal column]]: "Is Obama beating himself?" (Hard to believe the writer wasn't [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar doing it on purpose.]]

-->-- BlazingDragons