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->'''[[BoomerangBigot Stephen:]]''' I count six shots, nigger.

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->'''[[BoomerangBigot Stephen:]]''' [[CountingBullets I count six shots, shots]], nigger.
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->''You really need Two of those?''
-->--'''Spiderman''' to Silver Sable, ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''
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-->--'''Any given playable character''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor''; [[ShoutOut and/or]] '''The VideoGame/{{Postal}} Dude''', ''Postal 2: Paradise Lost''

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-->--'''Any given playable character''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor''; [[ShoutOut and/or]] '''The VideoGame/{{Postal}} Dude''', ''Postal 2: ''VideoGame/Postal2: Paradise Lost''
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->'''Thurl:''' Yes, but it looks like you've got the same kind of stereo-articulated eyes I have. [[RealityEnsues That means you're only gonna hit one target at a time]], son. Same as the rest of us.

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->'''Thurl:''' Yes, but it looks like you've got the same kind of stereo-articulated eyes I have. [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome That means you're only gonna hit one target at a time]], son. Same as the rest of us.
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-->---'''Sam Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter''

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-->---'''Sam -->--'''Sam Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter''
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->'''Shaw:''' Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. ''[Asskicking by Root ensues]'' Okay, that was kinda hot.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Devil's Share"

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->'''Shaw:''' Two ->"Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. ''[Asskicking by Root ensues]'' Okay, [[AmazonChaser that was kinda hot.
hot]]."
-->-- '''Sameen Shaw''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Devil's Share"
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-->-- '''Dualgunner Skill description''', ''Videogame/DoomTheRoguelike''

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-->-- '''Dualgunner Skill description''', ''Videogame/DoomTheRoguelike''
''Videogame/{{DRL}}''
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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-04-12 Friday April 12 2002]]
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->'''Thurl:''' Well, boy, you look like infantry material to me, can you fire a handgun?
->'''Andy:''' Can I ever! You ever seen somebody [[MultiArmedAndDangerous handle four weapons at once]]?
->'''Thurl:''' Yes, but it looks like you've got the same kind of stereo-articulated eyes I have. [[RealityEnsues That means you're only gonna hit one target at a time]], son. Same as the rest of us.
->'''Andy:''' Oh.
->'''Thurl:''' Don't sweat it. I'll put down 'Very enthusiastic', and 'Seen too many Creator/JohnWoo movies.' You're in.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
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->''"The main is the Splat Dualies, a pair of dualie-type weapons born from the culture of Turf War! You carry one in each hand, which is pretty sweet, and their propulsive exhaust nozzles allow you to perform a high-speed dodge roll! You can't move for a brief period immediately after rolling, but the two sights overlap during that time, increasing your splatting power."''
-->-- '''Sheldon''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
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Your quest for all the Power Weapons\\
Soon will leave you dead\\

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->''"I’ve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two at once]], tearing the [[PrecisionFStrike crap]] out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess that’s what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]].

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->''"I’ve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two [SMGs] at once]], tearing the [[PrecisionFStrike crap]] crap out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess that’s what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]].



-->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMG's=],\\

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-->[Chorus]''I'm ->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMG's=],\\[=SMGs=],\\



I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=].''

-->''I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\

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I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=].''

-->''I
[=SMGs=].''\\
\\
''I
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Like Ghengis and his horde!''
-->[Chorus]
-->''All the noobz may whine\\

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Like Ghengis and his horde!''
-->[Chorus]
-->''All
horde!''\\
[Chorus]\\
''All
the noobz may whine\\



They just might save your life!''
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-->'' It's nice to find a weapon on the map\\

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They just might save your life!''
-->[Chorus]
-->''
life!''\\
[Chorus]\\
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It's nice to find a weapon on the map\\



And use my [=SMG's!=]]''
-->[Chorus]
-->''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''
-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, ''extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns

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And use my [=SMG's!=]]''
-->[Chorus]
-->''I'm
[=SMGs!=]''\\
[Chorus]\\
''I'm
dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''
-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, ''extolling extolling the virtues of using two submachine gunsguns''

->''Yeah, one in each hand!''
-->--'''Any given playable character''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor''; [[ShoutOut and/or]] '''The VideoGame/{{Postal}} Dude''', ''Postal 2: Paradise Lost''

->''Double the gun, double the fun!''
-->---'''Sam Stone''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter''
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''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''

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''I'm -->''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''

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And use my [=SMG's!=]]\\
I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''

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And use my [=SMG's!=]]\\
I'm
[=SMG's!=]]''
-->[Chorus]
''I'm
dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''

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-->''I'm DualWielding my [=SMG's=],\\

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-->''I'm -->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMG's=],\\



I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=].\\
I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\

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I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=].\\
I
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-->''I
don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\
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-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns''

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-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, extolling ''extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns''guns
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->[Chorus]

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->[Chorus]-->[Chorus]
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->[Chorus]]
-->'' It's nice to find a weapin on the map\\

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->[Chorus]]
->[Chorus]
-->'' It's nice to find a weapin weapon on the map\\



-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong''

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-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong''FilkSong, extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns''
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-->[Chorus]
-->''All the noobz may whine\\
They keep rushing for the sword\\
With [=SMG's=] combined,\\
I am well-endowed!\\
My guns are apporops;\\
One left; one right\\
Firing at your head\\
For cryin' out loud, you have an SMG\\
In Free For All or in a Brawl\\
They just might save your life!''
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-->'' It's nice to find a weapin on the map\\
Be wary when you play with me\\
It just might be a trap!\\
For cryin' out loud! I'll let them come to me!\\
I'll just wait and watch the bait\\
And use my [=SMG's!=]]\\
I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''
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-->''I'm DualWielding my SMG's,\\

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-->''I'm DualWielding my SMG's,\\[=SMG's=],\\



I'm dual wielding my SMG's.\\

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I'm dual wielding my SMG's.[=SMG's=].\\



With Dual SMGs I'll take you all alone\\

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With Dual SMGs [=SMG's=] I'll take you all alone\\



-->-- '''My SMGs''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong'x

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-->-- '''My SMGs''', [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong'xFilkSong''
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-->''I'm DualWielding my SMG's,\\
I'm gonna go on a Killing Spree\\
You'd better not try and mess with me, coz\\
I'm dual wielding my SMG's.\\
I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\
With Dual SMGs I'll take you all alone\\
I don't need grenades\\
A sniper or a sword\\
My caseless rounds will take you out\\
Like Ghengis and his horde!''
-->-- '''My SMGs''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong'x

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