History Quotes / GuideDangIt

->"Think of the game like ''[[VideoGame/DrJekyllAndMrHydeNES Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}} for example. Everybody should play this game if you want to get into game design. It's a perfect example of doing nothing to teach the player about its limits and goals. Nothing in this game seems to make sense. Stuff happens at random, people hurt you, some people don't, you walk backwards as Mr. Hyde, and ''I'' don't know! ...Just play this game for two minutes and you will understand how poorly you can teach a player how to play your stupid game."

-->-- '''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''' on the '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog3AndKnuckles "Barrel of Doom"]]''', [[https://youtu.be/2dZJFeepstU?feature=shared fandub]] of ''Webcomic/NotEnoughRings''

->''"Oh... my... God. This is so '''easy'''! I mean, it's not like people would struggle with this for, like, twenty years, right? I mean, I figured this out in five seconds! How '''stupid''' do you have to be to not figure out you go up and down? Up and down, remember, looks like a D-pad or some shit! Up... '''and down!''' I mean, seriously, if you die on this thing, like, maybe you should not play video games, like, maybe you should just not play video games in general if you can't figure out something this simple!"''

->''"Oh... my... God. This is so '''easy'''! I mean, it's not like people would struggle with this for, like, twenty years, right? I mean, I figured this out in five seconds! How '''stupid''' do you have to be to not figure out you go up and down! Up and down, remember, looks like a D-pad or some shit! Up... '''and down!''' I mean, seriously, if you die on this thing, like, maybe you should not play video games, like, maybe you should just not play video games in general if you can't figure out something this simple!"''

->"Think of the game like ''VideoGame/DrJekyllAndMrHyde'' for the UsefulNotes/{{NES}} for example. Everybody should play this game if you want to get into game design. It's a perfect example of doing nothing to teach the player about its limits and goals. Nothing in this game seems to make sense. Stuff happens at random, people hurt you, some people don't, you walk backwards as Mr. Hyde, and ''I'' don't know! ...Just play this game for two minutes and you will understand how poorly you can teach a player how to play your stupid game."

->''"Enter a magical world where the only limits are your imagination--and constant references to {{the wiki|rule}} to figure out how everything works."''

-->-- '''''VideoGame/SpaceQuest IV'''''