->''"It's not that hard. You just have to use abilities they won't discuss and techniques they haven't entirely taught you via controls they never quite explain."''
-->-- '''[[WebComic/PennyArcade Tycho]]''', ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/05/25/ Penny Arcade]]''

->''" [=FromSoftware=], are you getting backhanders from the Website/GameFAQs people?"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII''

->''"It's not fair if you don't make all the rules clear. If I'm stuck in a puzzle game, I prefer it to be because I'm a big thick-y bobo who can't figure out where all the pieces go, not because one of the pieces ''was still in the box''. Forgive me if it didn't occur to me to near the bleeping explode-y death ball and repurpose it as a dessert trolley!"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/TheTalosPrinciple''

->''"This is one game where there's officially no shame in looking up the FAQ."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''

->''"I don't mind having to intuit a few things, but I don't know how it makes any kind of sense that I can't access the Eastern lands until I've [[ARareSentence put on the mask of a dead ninja warrior, which is, for some reason, in the possession of two flamboyant German porn stars who run the race track.]]"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''

->''"You have to consult walkthroughs and things to get through the ''tutorial'', because it's not made up of puzzles. It's made up of the developer saying, "Guess what I'm thinking."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo "Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014"]]

->''"Finally! Holy ''crap!'' I don't know how '''anyone''' could have solved this one, because it was ''so unbelievably'' convoluted. --Well actually, human ingenuity of course could've solved it. A HUMAN MADE IT, A HUMAN CAN SOLVE IT."''
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' on ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3'' ({{Golden Ending}})

->''"How are you supposed to know all that unless you read ''Magazine/NintendoPower''? The townspeople don't help that much; they might as well just say ''"Get the power! '''Nintendo Power'''!"'' Yeah, it's classic hidden cryptic Nintendo horseshit."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' plays ''VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink''

->''"[Akitoshi] Kawazu is the type of person who designs those [[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld sadistic Super Mario hacks]], only he happens to be an executive at one of the world's biggest and most influential video game companies."''
-->-- '''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff02 Pat R.]]''', "Clubbing Myself in the Head: The VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Experience"

->''"...Space Quest IV will give you hours of frustration unless you have this hintbook. Want to know how to get the dog into the hanging basket? Want to find out how to attach the melon? Buy this hintbook and it all becomes obvious."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/SpaceQuest IV'', cheerfully [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on its own [[AdventureGame genre]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwYlF1Ft1lA&feature=player_detailpage#t=725s here.]]

->'''Iolo''': Remind me again why we're doing any of this?\\
'''[[GenderBlenderName Steve]]''': Obviously, to get the jawbone so that we can teleport to Monk Isle and get me a spellbook.\\
'''Iolo''': But there's no way you would have '''known''' that Erstam had any such thing, or that it could get you there. You just arbitrarily decided we'd go look for the Mad Mage!\\
'''Steve''': Hey. [[PlayerCharacter Avatar]]. Trust me on this.
-->-- LetsPlay VideoGame/UltimaVIIPartII: "[[http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-Part-2-Serpent-Isle/Update%2026/ Moonshade]]"

->''"What?! All I had to do was move up and down? '''UP... AND DOWN?!?''' What the [[CurseCutShort fu-]]" ''[[[KilledMidSentence Time Over]]]''''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]''' in ''WebAnimation/SonicShorts'', voicing the frustrations of ''many'' players at the barrels in Carnival Night Zone Act 2 of ''VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles''

->''"Besides, everybody knows the way to save Senor Cardgage is to cut a bunch of motor sports magazines in half and pour gravy on a defibrillator."''
-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' ("A Decemberween Mackerel")

->''"Donít be discouraged, just read Magazine/NintendoPower\\
Or call the Nintendo Power Line number,\\
Or just get the StrategyGuide!"''
-->-- '''{{Music/Brentalfloss}}''', ''[[VideoGame/DragonQuest Dragon Warrior]] WithLyrics''

->''"Now, I'd like to discuss what I consider to be ''YandereSimulator'''s biggest game design flaw. Most of the elimination methods currently available in the game require the player to have knowledge of exactly when and where they need to stand, what item they need to have equipped, and what skills they require, in order to pull off a certain execution. Presently, this information can ''only'' be obtained by watching my Website/YouTube videos. That's poor game design."''
-->-- '''[=YandereDev=]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNaM97tgHUM Let's Examine]] VideoGame/{{Hitman}}"

->''But when you beat [Fujin], he does a super tornado thing. [[OneHitKill It instantly kills you.]] So when I beat him again, I naturally ran away from it... and I still died. I tried so many things to stop or survive his tornado thing, and none of them worked. Wanna know why? It's because you're supposed to run all the way to the end and crouch, and Sub Zero automatically grabs onto this ledge. There's nothing there to convey that you have to crouch at the end. No hints, no clues, nothing. That's cheap, and fuck this game for doing it.''
-->--'''WebVideo/ProJared''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CwSrRK39Uo review]] of ''VideoGame/MortalKombatMythologiesSubZero''

->''If you take the normal route and not the secret one, you'll get the insult of your life. You'll see Joi fall into a trap and DIE! You'll see "Voce perdeu", translating to You lost. So after all that shit you went through, it turns out you lost. You can get a good ending, though it's invisible. It's hiding behind an invisible door over some lava. How are you supposed to guess that?!''
-->--'''Levelengine''', reflecting on the 2012 version of O Ninja Negro in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvJ2DYQ36Qo list of worst Super Mario World hacks]].

->''Now I don't know HOW you're supposed to figure this out...''
-->--''[[LetsPlay/HCBailly HC Bailly]]'', using one of his catch-phrases.