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-> I'm saying, if there is some geezer up here with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight cunt! Yeah, he's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer and his big old answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move! Come on, even you got to agree with me there. We should lob a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with. You know what I'm saying? All right, good talk. Think about it. I'm here all day, alright?
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-> I'm saying, if there is some geezer up here with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight cunt! Yeah, he's got a hard-on for mass murder and giving kids cancer and his big old answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move! Come on, even you got to agree with me there. We should lob a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with. You know what I'm saying? All right, good talk. Think about it. I'm here all day, alright?
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That is remarkably tame for a Bill Hicks bit and seems to portray God as a harmless prankster, not a monster like the other examples. Cut.
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->"God put [dinosaur fossils here] to test our faith!" I think God put you here to test ''my'' faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God runnin' around, [pantomimes digging] "Hehehehe we'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God. I am ''killing'' me!"
-->--'''Creator/BillHicks''' on fossils and the Creationist belief that the Earth is only 12000 years old, ''Revelations''
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->"God put [dinosaur fossils here] to test our faith!" I think God put you here to test ''my'' faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else? The idea that God might be fucking with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God runnin' around, [pantomimes digging] "Hehehehe we'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God. I am ''killing'' me!"
-->--'''Creator/BillHicks''' on fossils and the Creationist belief that the Earth is only 12000 years old, ''Revelations''
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