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->'''Decius XXIII:''' Do you not see the error of your ways?! The Emperor is no God -- and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here! Compare our Emperor, radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered gods in this galaxy! [[{{Plaguemaster}} Nurgle]]; [[ThePigPen a supernatural garbage bag]]. [[WarGod Khorne]]; [[OrcusOnHisThrone a paraplegic sociopath]]. [[TheChessmaster Tzeentch]]; an [[ComplexityAddiction indecisive]] mollusk. [[TheHedonist Slaanesh]]; [[SenseFreak never went to rehab]]. [[EthnicGod Gork and Mork]]; literal [[OurOrcsAreDifferent mushrooms]]! [[LiterallyShatteredLives Khaine]]; [[TheWorfEffect Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object]], [[HotGoddess Isha]]; [[StockholmSyndrome supernatural garbage CAN]]. [[TheGadfly Cegorach]]; a fucking [[MonsterClown CLOWN]]! [[GrimReaper The Nightbringer]]; [[HatedByAll has no friends]]. And [[ManipulativeBastard the Deceiver]]; [[HoistByHisOwnPetard who's just straight-up an idiot!]]\\

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->'''Decius XXIII:''' Do you not see the error of your ways?! The Emperor is no God -- and to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here! Compare our Emperor, radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered gods in this galaxy! [[{{Plaguemaster}} Nurgle]]; [[ThePigPen a supernatural garbage bag]]. [[WarGod Khorne]]; [[OrcusOnHisThrone a paraplegic sociopath]]. [[TheChessmaster Tzeentch]]; an [[ComplexityAddiction indecisive]] mollusk. [[TheHedonist Slaanesh]]; [[SenseFreak never went to rehab]]. [[EthnicGod Gork and Mork]]; literal [[OurOrcsAreDifferent mushrooms]]! [[LiterallyShatteredLives Khaine]]; [[TheWorfEffect Big Daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object]], [[HotGoddess Isha]]; [[StockholmSyndrome supernatural garbage CAN]].CAN. [[TheGadfly Cegorach]]; a fucking [[MonsterClown CLOWN]]! [[GrimReaper The Nightbringer]]; [[HatedByAll has no friends]]. And [[ManipulativeBastard the Deceiver]]; [[HoistByHisOwnPetard who's just straight-up an idiot!]]\\
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'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that ''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\

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'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that that-- ''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\



-->-- [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2560 A comic]] from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''

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-->-- [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2560 [[http://smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-03-25 A comic]] comic (2012/03/25)]] from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''
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'''Priest''': Sure, but ... wait, are you just taking average human welfare without checking the variance.\\
'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that--''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\

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'''Priest''': Sure, but ...but... wait, are you just taking average human welfare without checking the variance.\\
'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that--''[[OhCrap that ''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\
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'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that--'''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\

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'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that--'''[[OhCrap that--''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\



OH JEEZ. OH HOLY SHIT AFRICA. OHH SHIT, THE JEWS...'''

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OH JEEZ. OH HOLY SHIT AFRICA. OHH SHIT, THE JEWS...'''''
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'''Priest'': Sure, but ... wait, are you just taking average human welfare without checking the variance.\\

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'''Priest'': '''Priest''': Sure, but ... wait, are you just taking average human welfare without checking the variance.\\
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->''Priest''': God, why do bad things happen to good people?\\

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->''Priest''': ->'''Priest''': God, why do bad things happen to good people?\\
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->''Priest''': God, why do bad things happen to good people?\\
'''God''': [[NotSoOmniscientAfterAll What?]] The average person has a solid life and it's been getting better almost every year since the beginning.\\
'''Priest'': Sure, but ... wait, are you just taking average human welfare without checking the variance.\\
'''God''': Yeah, so? How would that--'''[[OhCrap HOLY SHIT!]]\\
OH MAN! AH! WOW! 10,000 YEARS OF... WOW!\\
OH JEEZ. OH HOLY SHIT AFRICA. OHH SHIT, THE JEWS...'''
-->-- [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2560 A comic]] from ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''

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