History Quotes / FutureMeScaresMe

'''Anakin Skywalker:''' I will not give in to you! ''Never!''\\

'''Testimony:''' The Doctor has walked in blood through all of time and space. The Doctor has [[IHaveManyNames many names]]: the Imp of the Pandorica, the Shadow of the Valeyard, the Beast of Trenzalore, the Butcher of Skull Moon, the Last Tree of Garsennon, the Destroyer of Skaro. He is the Doctor... of War!\\

'''Anakin Skywalker:''' [-No-]... No, ''no'', NO!!\\

'''Anakin Skywalker:''' [-No-]... No, ''no'', NO!!
-->-- Versus banter in ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefrontII2017''

-> "''He may know how all your aliens fight, but does he know what Ben Tennyson can do? I just hope after all this time, YOU haven't forgotten, too!''"
-->-- '''Ben to his future self''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10''

-> "''Oh man! I'm going to look like'' '''CRAP'''!"
-->-- '''Mario''', ''WebVideo/GloveAndBoots''

->"You just don't get it. ''I'm still here! I ''still'' exist! ''That means you still turn into ''me''."
-->-- '''Dark Danny''', ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'', "The Ultimate Enemy"

->"Just out of curiosity, did you become a wimp overnight, or was it a gradual process?"
-->-- '''Present Dexter''', "WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory: Ego Trip"

->"You still convinced he's me?"\\
"Yes, but ''you're'' not convinced."\\
"Not in the slightest. Except for his features, there is nothing about him that I find familiar!"
-->-- '''Captain Picard''' and '''Counselor Troi''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' ("Time Squared")

->"I didn't spend the last ten years looking for a way to get this crew home earlier so you could throw it all away on some intergalactic goodwill mission."\\
"Maybe we should go back to sickbay."\\
"Why, so you can have me sedated?"\\
"So I can have the Doctor reconfirm your identity. I refuse to believe I'll ever become as cynical as you."
-->-- '''Admiral''' and '''Captain Janeway''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Endgame")

->THE ONLY GUY MORE STUPID AND ANNOYING THAN FUTURE ME IS [[IHatePastMe PAST ME.]]
-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->"Wow, will I ''really'' get that crazy?"

->''"The original idea for the book, which gets lost a bit, is that there’s a planet at war, the Doctor and his companions land, decide who the good guys are and helps them overthrow the evil monsters. Then, on the other side of the planet, another Doctor lands and decides that the other faction are the good guys. So the Doctor ends up fighting a war with himself. The seventh Doctor was the one who’d see the bigger picture, the fifth Doctor was the most empathic, so they were natural opponents, I think."''
-->--'''[[http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/lance-parkin-q-part-one.html Lance Parkin]]''' on his ''Literature/DoctorWhoMissingAdventures'' novel ''Cold Fusion''

->''"There was a point in ''{{Film/Looper}}'' where I thought I was going to love it, rather than merely just like a lot. When [[JosephGordonLevitt JGL]] sits down with his older self, he reacts like we all would; with horror and contempt. It’s human nature to fear what you’ll become; the first wrinkle, the retreat of the hairline, the droop of the breast; few of us could meet that face to face across a table without turning away. Likewise, Creator/BruceWillis, when confronted by his younger self, sees [[IHatePastMe a dumb prick too stupid to appreciate his youth]], with nothing in his immediate future but a bunch of mistakes. Put in the same position with the me from my teenage years, I’m sure I’d find myself reaching across, grabbing a handful of purple hair, and slapping myself right out of my {{Music/Korn}} t-shirt."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/12/19/my-top-20-movies-of-2012-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->'''War Doctor:''' Really?\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Yeah.\\
'''Tenth Doctor:''' Really.\\
'''War Doctor:''' You're me? Both of you?\\
'''Tenth Doctor:''' Yep.\\
'''War Doctor:''' ''[indicating Eleven]'' Even ''that'' one?\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:''' ''[offended]'' Yes!\\
'''War Doctor:''' You're my future selves?\\
'''Ten and Eleven:''' ''[annoyed]'' YES!\\
'''War Doctor:''' Am I having a mid-life crisis?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"

->'''Tenth Doctor:''' For once, I would like to know where I'm going.\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:''' No, you ''really'' wouldn't!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"

->'''First Doctor:''' Who the ''hell'' do you think you are?\\
'''Twelfth Doctor:''' ''(strikes a pose)'' The Doctor!\\
'''First Doctor:''' ''I'' am the Doctor. Who you are, I cannot begin to imagine...\\
'''[[NotEvilJustMisunderstood Testimony:]]''' Then let us show you, Doctor. See who you will become.\\
'''Twelfth Doctor:''' No - n-n-no, that's - that's not a good idea...\\
'''Testimony:''' The Doctor has walked in blood through all of time and space. The Doctor has [[IHaveManyNames many names]]: the Imp of the Pandorica, the Shadow of the Valeyard, the Beast of Trenzalore, the Butcher of Skull Moon, the Last Tree of Garsennon, the Destroyer of Skaro. He is the Doctor... of War!\\
'''First Doctor:''' ''(horrified silence)'' Wh... what was that?\\
'''Twelfth Doctor:''' To be fair, they cut out all the jokes!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Twice Upon a Time"

->''"From what I've heard he was always blowing up planets. And they call'' me ''the aggressive one!"''
-->--'''The Sixth Doctor''' on The Seventh Doctor, ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "100 Days of the Doctor"

-> [Megaman] also defeated his alternate future self twice! How does that even make any sense?
-> Screw you future! You can't make me wait for me to get there!
-->-- '''Boomstick''' analyzing ''VideoGame/{{Mega Man|Classic}}'', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''

->'''Adult Jean:''' How do you think I got ready?! How do you think I became me?!\\
'''Teen Jean:''' I don't want to be you! Why would anybody ever want to be you?!
-->-- ''ComicBook/JeanGrey'' #8

-> "I gotta remind myself not to turn into ''that'' guy when i grow up."
-->-- '''Past Godzilla about his present self''', ''WebVideo/MonsterIslandBuddies''

->"No. No, no, no, NO!"
-->-- '''Anakin Skywalker''' reacts to '''Darth Vader''', ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefrontII2017''

"I think we should go back to sickbay."\\

-> "''He may know how all your aliens fight, but does he know what Ben Tennyson can do? I just hope after all this time, YOU haven't forgotten, too!"
-->-- '''Ben to his future self''' ''Ben 10''

->[[color:#626262:THE ONLY GUY MORE STUPID AND ANNOYING THAN FUTURE ME IS [[IHatePastMe PAST ME.]]]]

'''Twelfth Doctor:''' In my defence, they skipped all the jokes!

->'''[[NotEvilJustMisunderstood Testimony:]]''' The Doctor has walked in blood through all of time and space. The Doctor has [[IHaveManyNames many names]]: the Imp of the Pandorica, the Shadow of the Valeyard, the Beast of Trenzalore, the Butcher of Skull Moon, the Last Tree of Garsennon, the Destroyer of Skaro. He is the Doctor... of War!\\

'''Twelfth Doctor:''' To be fair, they cut out all the jokes!

'''First Doctor:''' ''(horrified silence)'' Wh... what as that?\\
'''Twelfth Doctor:''' To be fair, they cut out all the jokes.

'''War:''' You're me? Both of you?\\
'''Ten:''' Yep.\\
'''War:''' ''[indicating Eleven]'' Even ''that'' one?\\
'''Eleven:''' ''[offended]'' Yes!\\
'''War:''' You're my future selves?\\

'''War:''' Am I having a mid-life crisis?

'''Eleventh Doctor:''' No, you really wouldn't!

-->--'''[[http://docohosreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/lance-parkin-q-part-one.html Lance Parkin]]''' on ''Literature/DoctorWhoMissingAdventures'', Cold Fusion''

--> Boomstick analyzing VideoGame/{{Mega Man|Classic}}, WebAnimation/DeathBattle

--> Boomstick analyzing {Megaman}, WebAnimation/DeathBattle