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->'''Pablo''': Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.\\
'''Nin''': Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.

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->'''Pablo''': ->'''Pablo:''' Mr. Freud would have something to say about your obsession with long, pointy objects.\\
'''Nin''': '''Nin:''' Mr. Freud could say nothing if his tongue was cut out.



->Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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->Sometimes ->''"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."''



->Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!

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->Oh, ->''"Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!dick!"''



->It's a '''SPACE NIPPLE!'''

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->It's ->''"It's a '''SPACE NIPPLE!'''NIPPLE!'''"''



->If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\\

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->If ->''If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\\



Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's a dick!

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Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's a dick!dick!''



->Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!

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->Woah, ->''"Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!thing!"''



->Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!

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->Christ, ->''"Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!sex!"''



->''Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?''

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->''Hey, ->''"Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?''bra?"''



->''[[Film/FreddyGotFingered This movie]] is 70% phallic symbol.''

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->''[[Film/FreddyGotFingered ->''"[[Film/FreddyGotFingered This movie]] is 70% phallic symbol.''"''



->''You may have noticed that one of the [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Yo Gabba]] monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.''

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->''You ->''"You may have noticed that one of the [[Series/YoGabbaGabba Yo Gabba]] monsters is a flexible salami-like creature with one gaping eye at the top. I'm pretty sure I sketched the original design for that in the margin of a chemistry textbook back in 1985.''"''



->''...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.''
-->--'''Creator/TomClancy''', on mid-air refueling.

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->''...->''"...sex between two planes at 35,000 feet.''
-->--'''Creator/TomClancy''',
"''
-->-- '''Creator/TomClancy''',
on mid-air refueling.



->''Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.''

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->''Phallic ->''"Phallic symbol, phallic symbol.''"''



-> ''"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."''\\
''Although this is a [[{{Pun}} phallusy]].''

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-> ''"Magrat ->''"Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things."''\\
''Although
"\\
Although
this is a [[{{Pun}} phallusy]].''



-> '''Elan:''' What, here? Now?? What's gotten into you?\\

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-> '''Elan:''' ->'''Elan:''' What, here? Now?? What's gotten into you?\\



-> ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' is about wanting to climb back into your mom's womb, getting your dick cut off and being endlessly miserable. I am completely serious about this. I'm Jared and welcome to this Wisecrack Edition on the ''Dark Souls'' series.

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-> ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' ->''"''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' is about wanting to climb back into your mom's womb, getting your dick cut off and being endlessly miserable. I am completely serious about this. I'm Jared and welcome to this Wisecrack Edition on the ''Dark Souls'' series."''



->'''Willie''': How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?\\
'''Middle aged hood''': It's a phallic thing. I don't know.
-->--''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka''

->'''Brian''': Have I got a big nose, Mum?\\
'''Brian's mother''': Stop thinking about sex!\\
'''Brian''': I wasn't!\\
'''Brian's mother''': You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
-->--''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

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->'''Willie''': ->'''Willie:''' How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?\\
'''Middle aged hood''': hood:''' It's a phallic thing. I don't know.
-->--''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka''

->'''Brian''':
-->-- ''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka''

->'''Brian:'''
Have I got a big nose, Mum?\\
'''Brian's mother''': mother:''' Stop thinking about sex!\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' I wasn't!\\
'''Brian's mother''': mother:''' You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
-->--''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''



-->--'''Vianna D'Pow''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsTales 13: Children of the Force''

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-->--'''Vianna -->-- '''Vianna D'Pow''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsTales 13: Children of the Force''



-->--'''Rose''' (to the Titanic's builder), ''Film/Titanic1997''

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-->--'''Rose''' (to -->-- '''Rose''' to the Titanic's builder), builder, ''Film/Titanic1997''



-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M A song about Freud]] by '''Creator/ZeFrank'''

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-->--[[https://www.-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M A song about Freud]] by '''Creator/ZeFrank'''



-->--'''Chad Warden''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 (part 1)"]]

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-->--'''Chad -->-- '''Chad Warden''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 (part 1)"]]
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->''"I'm tryin' to say is that...come on now, the ''UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}''? Come on, that c--that little controller, baby? That looks like a dildo! Aight, I ain't tryin' to play my games with no ''dildo''. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y'know...''VideoGame/WarioWare''...[[AssShove shove it up your ass game]]. Yeah, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there's any minigames where, you know...you have to shove it up your ass.''

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->''"I'm tryin' to say is that...come on now, the ''UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}''? Come on, that c--that little controller, baby? That looks like a dildo! Aight, I ain't tryin' to play my games with no ''dildo''. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y'know...''VideoGame/WarioWare''...[[AssShove shove it up your ass game]]. Yeah, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there's any minigames where, you know...you have to shove it up your ass.''"''
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->''"I'm tryin' to say is that...come on now, the ''UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}''? Come on, that c--that little controller, baby? That looks like a dildo! Aight, I ain't tryin' to play my games with no ''dildo''. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y'know...''VideoGame/WarioWare''...[[AssShove shove it up your ass game]]. Yeah, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there's any minigames where, you know...you have to shove it up your ass.''
-->--'''Chad Warden''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyufDxxWIsM "Why the PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 (part 1)"]]

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->"Do you know of Doctor Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you".

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->"Do ->''"Do you know of Doctor Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you".''


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->''"If you look hard enough, like really, really hard, you'll find a dick, pretty much everywhere."''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRGK-DPq_M A song about Freud]] by '''Creator/ZeFrank'''
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'''Chris:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Wait, you bagged on me for thinking the dome looked like a giant boob, but your’e going straight to vagina dentata jokes?]]

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'''Chris:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Wait, you bagged on me for thinking the dome looked like a giant boob, but your’e you're going straight to vagina dentata jokes?]]
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->''"There's other kinda sexual thing in the Olympics. There's the luge, about which I have only one question: what drunken, German gynecologist invented this sport? What guy went, (''in German accent'') 'You know what? I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute. Ja. That would be fun. No! This is for pussies!' 'How will you stir?' 'I will do Kegels! I will flex my ass and go down the aisle.'"''

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->''"There's other kinda sexual thing things in the Olympics. There's the luge, about which I have only one question: what drunken, German gynecologist invented this sport? What guy went, (''in German accent'') 'You know what? vat? I want vant to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate in my ass, and und go balls first down an ice chute. Ja. That Ja, zat would be fun. No! This Zis is for pussies!' 'How will you stir?' steer?' 'I will vill do Kegels! I will vill flex my ass and und go down the aisle.'"''
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->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a dick!\\
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a dick!\\

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->If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\\
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dick!\\



Now it's longer than it's wide, it's a dick!

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Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's a dick!
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-> '''Elan:''' [[CoitusEnsues What, here? Now??]] What's gotten into you?\\

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-> '''Elan:''' [[CoitusEnsues What, here? Now??]] Now?? What's gotten into you?\\
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->"Do you know of Doctor Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you".
-->--'''Rose''' (to the Titanic's builder), ''Film/Titanic1997''

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->Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

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->Everything ->''"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."''


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->''"Ah, that's right -- a Jedi shall not know love... an order of monks whose most precious weapon is their energy sword... a psychiatrist would have a field day with the lot of you."''
-->--'''Vianna D'Pow''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsTales 13: Children of the Force''
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->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\

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->If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\
dick!\\
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!\\dick!\\



[[CaptainObvious And it's longer than it's wide,]] it's a phallus!
-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]]sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".[[/note]]

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[[CaptainObvious And Now it's longer than it's wide,]] wide, it's a phallus!
dick!
-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]]sung '''Anonymous''', sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it".[[/note]]
it."
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->'''Brian''': Have I got a big nose, Mum?\\
'''Brian's mother''': Stop thinking about sex!\\
'''Brian''': I wasn't!\\
'''Brian's mother''': You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
-->--''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

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