History Quotes / FreudianExcuse

28th Jul '17 11:50:09 AM CyberTiger88
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->''Such a tortured past, such a tortured past,\\
So much disappointment, happiness never lasts\\
Day after day with nothing going my way\\
This tortured past is how a monster is made.\\
\\
An ice cream cone dropped at my feet\\
A game of tic-tac-toe that ended in defeat\\
A beloved goldfish that ended up dying\\
An under-heated hot-pocket, so unsatisfying\\
A girl I loved in college didn't love me back\\
Walking in my socks and I stepped on a tack\\
\\
That's how a monster is made.''

-->-- ''WebComic/AxeCop'', [[http://axecop.com/comic/tortured-past-songster-page-17/ "Tortured Past"]]


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26th Jun '17 5:57:53 PM Caswin
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->''When you were young, and your heart was an open book\\
You used to say, "Live and let live"\\
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did...)\\
But if this ever-changing world, [[MemeticMutation in which we live in]]\\
Makes you give in and cry...\\
\\
...say live and let die...''
-->-- ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''
2nd May '17 2:13:05 PM nighttrainfm
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'''Edmund Blackadder:''' I thought so. And I bet your mother made you wear shorts right up until your final year.\\

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'''Edmund Blackadder:''' I thought so. And ''thought'' so, and I bet your mother made you wear shorts right up until to your final year.\\year!\\
5th Apr '17 9:11:38 PM babyhenchy1
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-> I'm just saying, considering {[[AntiVillain Zuko's]]} messed-up family and the way he was raised, he could have turned out a lot worse.

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-> I'm just saying, considering {[[AntiVillain Zuko's]]} [[[AntiVillain Zuko's]]] messed-up family and the way he was raised, he could have turned out a lot worse.
5th Apr '17 9:11:22 PM babyhenchy1
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-> I'm just saying, considering {[[AntiVillain Zuko's]]} messed-up family and the way he was raised, he could have turned out a lot worse.
-->--'''Toph''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
20th Feb '17 5:17:39 PM naal2
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->“Sunny…when I brought you up…I always told myself that I would do what was best for you. And that, in my mind…was to make you as great as I knew you could be. So I worked you, oftentimes harder than others, because I knew you could do it. I knew you could be the best that Crystal Prep, that ''any'' school, could ever hope to have.”
->After a while, she finally opened her eyes again.
->“When the days started to come when you were no longer the best…I will fully admit that my attitude towards you was…not what it should have been.”
->Sunny looked away, a look of anger now crossing her. But Cinch was not angry in return, and instead let out another sigh.
->“But my disappointment, and it ''was'' disappointment…was not with ''you''…it was with ''myself''.”
-->-- [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/290571/of-wondercolts-and-shadowbolts Of Wondercolts and Shadowbolts]]
3rd Feb '17 2:18:42 AM ClockClockClock
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->'''Stripperella:''' Why do you hate models so much?
->'''Dr. Cesarian:''' Why? Because my whole life beautiful girls have spurned my advances. I vowed that one day I would make them all pay.
->'''Stripperella:''' So just because-
->'''Dr. Cesarian:''' Also, my mother was a model, she ran off when I was five; I declared then and there that I would make all models pay.
->'''Stripperella:''' But what are-
->'''Dr. Cesarian:''' ''Also,'' I once had a promising career as a model. I had a scholarship to go to modeling college and everything, but then I became horribly disfigured in a modeling accident and they said I would never model again and I vowed to make them all pay! Oh-also, my grandparents were killed by models.
->'''Stripperella:''' I'll admit, you defiantly have some valid reasons for not liking models.
-->'''--WesternAnimation/{{Stripperella}}''', "Beauty and the Obese Part II"
22nd Nov '16 5:54:29 PM DoctorNemesis
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-->'''Prince Ludwig:''' With your information, gentlemen, I intend to kill your queen and take over your country. The MasterOfDisguise shall become the Master... of ze world! ''[EvilLaugh]''\\

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-->'''Prince ->'''Prince Ludwig:''' With your information, gentlemen, I intend to kill your queen and take over your country. The MasterOfDisguise shall become the Master... of ze world! ''[EvilLaugh]''\\
22nd Nov '16 5:53:33 PM DoctorNemesis
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'''Edmund Blackadder:''' Well, all this ranting and raving about power. There must be ''some'' reason for it.

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'''Edmund Blackadder:''' Well, all this ranting and raving about power. There must be ''some'' reason for it.\\
22nd Nov '16 5:52:41 PM DoctorNemesis
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-->'''Prince Ludwig:''' With your information, gentlemen, I intend to kill your queen and take over your country. The MasterOfDisguise shall become the Master... of ze world! ''[EvilLaugh]''\\
'''Edmund Blackadder:''' Oh, just one thing Ludwig, before you go.\\
'''Prince Ludwig:''' What?\\
'''Edmund Blackadder:''' Were you ever bullied at school?\\
'''Prince Ludwig:''' ''[Suddenly tense]'' What do you mean?\\
'''Edmund Blackadder:''' Well, all this ranting and raving about power. There must be ''some'' reason for it.
'''Prince Ludwig:''' Nonsense, no. At my school, [[BlatantLies having dirty hair and spots was a sign of maturity.]]\\
'''Edmund Blackadder:''' I thought so. And I bet your mother made you wear shorts right up until your final year.\\
'''Prince Ludwig:''' Shut up! ''Shut up!'' When I am King of England, ''no one'' will call me "Shorty Greasy Spot-Spot" again!
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
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