History Quotes / FreudianExcuse

22nd Aug '16 9:11:20 PM Mdumas43073
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->They fuck you up, your mum and dad;\\
They might not mean to, but they do.\\
They fill you with the faults they had,\\
And add some extra, just for you.\\
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But they were fucked up in their turn\\
By fools in old-style hats and coats,\\
Who half the time were soppy-stern\\
And half at one another's throats.\\
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Man hands on misery to man.\\
It deepens like a coastal shelf.\\
Get out as early as you can,\\
And don't have any kids yourself.
-->-- '''Creator/PhilipLarkin''', "This Be the Verse"

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22nd Aug '16 9:06:11 PM Mdumas43073
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->They fuck you up, your mum and dad;\\
They might not mean to, but they do.\\
They fill you with the faults they had,\\
And add some extra, just for you.
-->-- '''Philip Larkin''', "This Be The Verse"
6th Jul '16 12:35:35 AM ThePest179
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->Life has wronged me, sir.
-->-- '''Luke Woodham''', after being asked why he committed a school shooting
22nd Apr '16 12:34:29 PM rt2012
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->"Not even in this order, you shot me, shattered both my femurs, cornholed ''both'' my fiancees, got me turned into a robot, left to me to die in outer freakin' space, and also, blew me up in a grain elevator!"
-->-- '''Barry Dylan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
17th Jan '16 10:13:21 AM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Detective Olivia Benson''', ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''

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-->-- '''Detective Olivia Benson''', ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''
''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''
31st Dec '15 5:34:21 PM Anddrix
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'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}}''': Harsh! But yes.

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'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}}''': '''Loki''': Harsh! But yes.
22nd Oct '15 4:49:28 PM hamonrye
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->...but I'm afraid you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap. And it's okay, you don't need to be embarrassed. Turns out it happens all the time. For instance, my father actually made the same mistake on his deathbed.
-->--'''Dr. Cox''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}'' ("My Brother, Where Art Thou?")

1st Oct '15 9:13:59 AM Camberf
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->Every man has his excuses, and the more vile the man becomes, the more touching the story has to be. What is my story now, I wonder?
-->-- '''Sand dan Glokta''', ''Literature/TheFirstLaw''
29th Aug '15 8:13:27 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''[[{{MST3K}} Crow T. Robot]]''' as Donald Pleasence when it appears that Film/{{Pumaman}} might actually beat his ass

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-->-- '''[[{{MST3K}} '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''' as Donald Pleasence when it appears that Film/{{Pumaman}} might actually beat his ass
27th Aug '15 4:27:07 PM rt2012
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->Well, this is my last video, it all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men, but never to me.

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->Well, this is my last video, it all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you. For ->For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men, but never to me.
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