History Quotes / FearIsTheAppropriateResponse

-->-- '''Egon''' ''{{Film/Ghostbusters 1984}}''

-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''

->''When in trouble or in doubt,''
->''Run in circles, scream and shout!''

->'''Uncle Max''': What do you do when you see a hyena?\

'''Hobbes:''' It doesn't impress the girls, of course, but there's no sense in impressing them and then getting killed my dad used to say.

->'''Uncle Max''': What do you do when you see a hyena?
->'''Timon''': Scream "Mommy!"
->'''Uncle Max''': That's right, mister!

->'''Nocturne:''' Any idea what we should do?
->'''Morph:''' I'm gonna run like hell for about four hours and then maybe beg for mercy! It's not much of a plan, I admit, but I'm having trouble concentrating with the [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] trying to kill us!

-->-- '''Steven''', to '''[[DirtyCoward Lars]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

-->-- '''''Series/BurnNotice'''''

-->--''Disney/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''

-->-- '''Steven''', to '''[[DirtyCoward Lars]]''' (who is having a panic attack), ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

-->-- '''Steven''', to '''[[DirtyCoward Lars]]''' when he suffers a panic attack, ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->''It's okay to be afraid!"''
-->-- '''Steven''', to '''[[DirtyCoward Lars]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

-->-- '''Luke''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Harvest"

-->-- '''HunterSThompson''', ''Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century''

''Calvin:''' What's that?\\

''Calvin:''' ''That's your advice??'' To sit in a ''tree'' all day?!?\\

--> -- Anonymous

-->--'''Egon''' ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}}''

-->--'''''Series/BurnNotice'''''

--> -- '''Literature/{{Discworld}}'''

-->--'''Sweet Brown''', meme maker

-->--'''HunterSThompson''', ''Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century''

->''"Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbequin'. I said, 'oh, Lord Jesus, it's a fire.' And then I raaaaaan out; I didn't grab no shoes or nuthin', Jesus. I ''ran'' for my life! ...I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!"''

->"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

-> [Rincewind] always held that panic was the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent brute!" or "Here, kitty, kitty."

->When in trouble or in doubt,
->Run in circles, scream and shout!
--> -- Anonymous

->''"UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva is widely regarded as the best striker to ever fight in [[MixedMartialArts MMA]]. He dodges punches like he's in {{the Matrix}} and holding a [[{{NES}} NES Advantage]]. In the time it takes you to tell your foot to kick, he's circled behind you and built a bear trap under it. It's suicide to attack him. However, there's one problem with being Anderson Silva: [[TheDreaded everyone knows that you're Anderson Silva]]. Everyone who fights him is scared to death to get close. Let's try to attack the problem logically. 1. Anderson Silva is waiting for you to punch him. 2. That guy is Anderson Silva. 3. Don't fucking punch that guy.\\\
Thales Leites is apparently a man of logic, because he came to the same conclusion. I've seen more aggression from lesbian couples reciting their wedding vows. Thales' gameplan seemed to be [[DeathByLookingUp waiting for a stage light to fall on Silva]]. He'd occasionally go for takedowns with all the enthusiasm of a tobacco-funded anti-smoking commercial."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-worst-mma-fights-of-all-time/ "The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time"]]

Thales Leites is apparently a man of logic, because he came to the same conclusion. I've seen more aggression from lesbian couples reciting their wedding vows. Thales' gameplan seemed to be [[DeusExMachina waiting for a stage light to fall on Silva]]. He'd occasionally go for takedowns with all the enthusiasm of a tobacco-funded anti-smoking commercial."''

Thales Leites is apparently a man of logic, because he came to the same conclusion. I've seen more aggression from lesbian couples reciting their wedding vows."''

--> -- Anonymous

--> -- '''{{Discworld}}'''

--> -- '''{{Discworld}}'''