History Quotes / FantasticAesop

->''At first I thought this might be some preachy anti-American propaganda about not imposing your superior values onto others. However, as {{Franchise/Superman}} went on and on and on about it, it became clear that [[MistakenForProfound there was no allegory or metaphor.]] The lesson being taught to children here really was that you should never shrink anyone. And more importantly, you should never get a job writing cartoons when your main hobbies are recreational drugs and head injuries.''

-->--'''Kim Monte''',''[[https://twitter.com/KimmyMonte/status/893140559325540352 Twitter]]''

->''Never let a group of twenty angry kids use a herd of laser cows to take over your house.''

->''You know the real lesson from all this? Never sleep with an empress.''

->''If Disney has taught us anything it's that if you tie enough balloons to your house, you will eventually find a dog.''

->''If Disney has taught us anything, it's that if you tie enough balloons to your house, you will eventually find a dog.''

->''"I guess the lesson here is don't sleep with empresses"''
-->-- '''Sera, VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.

->''"Snow goons are bad news."''
-->-- Calvin, ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

-->--'''{{WebVideo/JonTron}}''' on ''{{Literature/Goosebumps}}''

-->-- ''GunnerkriggCourt''

-->-- ''GunnerkrigCourt''

->''At first I thought this might be some preachy anti-American propaganda about not imposing your superior values onto others. However, as {{Franchise/Superman}} went on and on and on about it, it became clear that [MistakenForProfound there was no allegory or metaphor.]] The lesson being taught to children here really was that you should never shrink anyone. And more importantly, you should never get a job writing cartoons when your main hobbies are recreational drugs and head injuries.''

->''At first I thought this might be some preachy anti-American propaganda about not imposing your superior values onto others. However, as {{Franchise/Superman}} went on and on and on about it, it became clear that there was no allegory or metaphor. The lesson being taught to children here really was that you should never shrink anyone. And more importantly, you should never get a job writing cartoons when your main hobbies are recreational drugs and head injuries.''

->'''Slade:''' The moral of this story? Never make a deal with an inter-dimensional demon without a little protection.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

->"My books always say something. Even if it's just something simple, like "don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men"."

-->-- Website/{{Cracked}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-super-friends-villains-that-didnt-give-4023252A/ 6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*]]