History Quotes / EveryThingTryingToKillYou

->"Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon eat your eyes for jujubes.]]"

->"Holy shit! What a dream I was having! Music/LouisArmstrong was trying to kill me!"

->"You think monkeys, mosquitoes, and lions are bad? That's just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even ''see.'' There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them ''eating,'' and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is..."

->''All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... but first they must catch you.''
-->-- '''Literature/WatershipDown'''

-->--'''Francis Crozier''' on ''Series/TheTerror''

->''Each piece of the [[WarIsHell realm of battle]] constantly fights to obliterate the others. Each acts like a living servant of [[WarGod Khorne]], wanting to prove to the master of the land that it is the most worthy of his rewards. A visitor to this nightmare realm would surely be driven mad, knowing that every rock, every breeze, and every drop of what should be water is an enemy, looking to kill him with just as much purpose, desire, and violence as the multitudinous Daemons of the Blood ''God inhabiting the land.

-->-- The fifty-seven precepts of [[FakeUltimateHero Zote]], ''VideoGame/HollowKnight''

->''An animated globule of molten lava, OUT TO DESTROY YOU FOR SOME REASON. Truly, EVERYTHING is out to get you. That's what you'' get for being a protagonist!

->[[AC:The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.]]

->"When ''I'' was a kid, we played games where we had one life and every bird, insect and ''blade of grass'' was trying to murder you."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''

[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Now I just wanna lеave un-concussed!]]\\

->''Hear me, John. It won’t matter if we’re 200 or 2,000 miles from safe water: If the leads close up and we are out there in it, we’ll have no idea where the current will move the ice of which we will be a part. We could be forced to the shallows on the weather side of King William and crushed to atoms, if we’re even upright by then. As a trusted friend once put it: This place wants us dead.''

-->--'''Francis Crozier''' on ''Series/TheTerrir''

-->-- '''El Sandifer''' [[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2009/10/serenity-to-accept-things-i-cannot.html on]] ''720'' (UsefulNotes/{{NES}})

-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/22/hot-slut-of-the-day-709/ Michael K.]]''' on ''[[UsefulNotes/Commodore64 Trashman]]''

Set in [[PokemonDiamondAndPearl Sinnoh]], but back in a different time\\