History Quotes / EvenEvilhasStandards

''{turns back into Loki}''
'''Loki:'''-From thirsting over my foster daughter

-->-- '''Paige Michalchuk''' referring to her best friend Hazel's racism, ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

-->-- '''Hondo Onaka''', regarding the Imperium of Man's death camps on Axum, ''[[Fanfic/StarWarsVsWarhammer40K Star Wars vs. Warhammer 40K]]''

->''"Oh, ''god!'' [[FrankensteinsMonster She]]'s killing blind orphans! That's so... ''evil!'' [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad I mean, which is great]], but — blind ''orphans''?"''

-->--'''Emperor Pilaf''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''

-->-- '''Manga/InuYasha'''

-->-- '''Robert E.O. Speedwagon'''[[note]]who has recently made a HeelFaceTurn[[/note]], ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood''

->"It's rare that I ever feel repulsed by others, but [[MadDoctor Cioccolata]] is the worst piece of shit on the face of the earth. He'll probably make a mess of Rome before he's done."
-->-- '''[[TheDon Diavolo]]''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind''

->''"What kind of monster have I created? No matter how evil you become, you '''never''' strike a child! I mean sure, you [[TrainingFromHell make them do a few million sit-ups or else there won't be supper]], but [[WouldntHurtAChild you never, ever hit them!]]"''
-->-- '''"[[{{Heel}} Sunshine]]"''', ''Anime/UltimateMuscle''

->''"I know we're [[CardCarryingVillain supposed to be bad guys]]… but I '''can't''' let those cute little creatures get hurt!"''

-> '''Elder!Toguro:''' "No… I'm your '''brother!''' ''[[DealWithTheDevil We sold our souls together!!]]'' Yet you would do this… to me?!"\\
'''Younger!Toguro:''' "So it goes… brother." ''(Elder!Toguro is sent flying off with a MegatonPunch, landing in the ocean.)'' "I never sold my ''standards.''"
-->-- ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'', after Younger!Toguro finally gets fed up with his older brother.

->''"'''Enough''', Spopovich! This isn't what we came here to do. Ring out the girl and finish this match."''
-->-- '''Yamu''' calling Spopovich out on his NoHoldsBarredBeatdown of Videl, ''Manga/DragonBallZ''

->''"Getting close… the Castle of Chaythe. Soon we'll be able to see it: the home of Carmilla, the Bloody Countess. You've heard of her. For five thousand years her rule of terror lasted, and then, that was that! Your father, the Vampire King, grew angry. He was impatient with her vanity; offended by her bloodlust, her gluttony. He grew so tired that he killed her while she slept, impaling her on a sword, and that was it for her."''
-->--'''Left Hand''', ''Literature/VampireHunterD: Bloodlust''

->''"You ingrates… the pirate world may be cruel, but there are still standards!! Damn vermin!!"''
-->--'''Big Mom''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

-->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Nana Hiragi]]''' to [[{{Necromancer}} Yuka Sasaki]], ''Manga/TalentlessNana''

-->--'''[[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Jerimiah Arkham]], [[ObliviouslyEvil Humpty Dumpty]], ComicBook/TheJoker, and [[spoiler:[[DemonLordsAndArchdevils LITERAL DEMONS FROM HELL]]]],''' to '''[[WhiteCollarCrime Warren White]],''' ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumLivingHell''

->''"I am The [[WarGod God Of War]]. The God Of Slaughter. Even The God Of Murder. But I am '''NOT''' the god of [[{{Sadist}} sadism]]!"''
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Ares|Marvel}}''', ''ComicBook/DarkAvengers: Ares #3''

->''"The Kingpin has rules — rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we [[FamilyValuesVillain do not touch another man's wife]] for any reason — ever."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheKingpin'''

->''"When villains want to scare each other, they tell [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] stories."''
-->-- '''The Trickster''', ''ComicBook/UnderworldUnleashed''

->''"Murdering '''slaves?''' Have you '''no''' scruples, mercenary?"''
-->-- '''{{ComicBook/Bane}}''', to '''{{ComicBook/Deadshot}}''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''

->''"What they're doing… I mean, I done some bad things. I [[RapeIsASpecialKindofEvil did bad things to women]]. [[WouldHurtAChild I shot kids! In 'Nam I shot kids.]] But I never did anything [[AMillionIsAStatistic like… like…]] oh mother of God forgive me. What's funny? What's so goddamned funny! I don't get it. Somebody explain it to me."''
-->-- '''The Comedian''', ''{{ComicBook/Watchmen}}''

->'''The Joker:''' And just what, exactly, is the point of [[PuttingOnTheReich that suit]], fella? You're a bit late for Halloween…\\

->''"If it's over for us, then I can accept going down in this twisted world. The Crime Syndicate promised us a world of [[TitleDrop "forever evil"]]...... But who the hell wants that garbage?! Not the [[NobleDemon Rogues]]. When the Syndicate gets their heads handed to them- and they will- I hope people remember that the Rogues didn't have no part in their crazy. We had our own little rebellion against those evil bastards. And if I have to go, at least I did my best to keep you safe. I want you to know, that even in the end we went down like a team...we didn't break our [[ScoundrelCode code]] for no one. Goodbye, baby. I hope when you wake up it's to sunshine and a better world than we left for you. [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes Goodbye, Lisa...I love you.]]"''

->You're too crazy even for some crackpot Nazi holdouts! How's ''that'' feel?
-->--'''Hellboy''' on von Klempt's zombie army project being rejected by said crackpot Nazi holdouts, ''[[{{ComicBook/Hellboy}} Hellboy and the BPRD: 1952]]''

->'''Joker:''' Okay. Fascinating story so far, Andre. But let's hurry up and get to the Nazi-killing.\\
'''Andre:''' I thought...you'd like them?\\
'''Joker:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] I'm American. I [[SymbolSwearing @#$%#$@]] hate Nazis! I'm a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot.
-->--''[[ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Injustice Year Zero]]''

'''Wally:''' Let me put it this way. Sometimes I pretend to choke in the cafeteria… then when someone performs the Heimlich maneuver on me I spin around suddenly… just to get a hug.\\

-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

-->-- '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Plutocrat Pete]]''' to [[StrawmanPolitical Tea Party Tim]], on his plan to force the government to default to control spending, ''ComicStrip/ThisModernWorld''

->''"We've done a lot of things we're not proud of… [[GraveRobbing robbing graves]], [[RobbingTheDead plundering tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double-parking]]… but nobody ever got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt… [[MoralMyopia but nobody we knew]]."''

'''[[TheQuisling Allomere]]:''' ''(watches in discomfort)'' Must it be ''bats'' that bleed them?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfTheGuardiansTheOwlsOfGaHoole''

->''"Oh, ''god!'' [[FrankensteinsMonster She's]] killing blind orphans! That's so...''evil!'' [[CardCarryingVillain I mean, which is great]], but — blind ''orphans''?"''
-->-- '''Igor''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Igor}}''

->''"Using that little girl as a [[HumanShield shield]]…'' '''''THIS IS LOW, EVEN FOR YOU!'''"''

->'''Coachman:''' …and I takes 'em to Pleasure Island.\\
'''Honest John:''' Ah, Pleasure Island. [[DoubleTake Pleasure Island?!]] But the law! Suppose they—\\
'''Coachman:''' No, no, there's no risk. They never come back… [[NightmareFuel as BOYS!!]]\\
''(Honest John and Gideon cower at the Coachman's evil expression)''

->'''ComicBook/RasAlGhul:''' [[EvilIsNotAToy I'm afraid I overestimated my abilities to control]] ComicBook/TheJoker, just as I underestimated his madness. It grieved me so to be a party of [[WouldHurtAChild something so brutal]].\\
'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' You never shied away from drawing blood.\\
'''Ra's Al-Ghul:''' True. But always with purpose. Always with greater goals. This was simply an unnecessary casualty.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

-->-- ''Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember''

'''Ava:''' [[ComicBook/AntMan Lang.]] He has a daughter, right?\\

'''Foster:''' I know. I will. [[WouldntHurtAChild But not like that.]] You lay one finger on that little girl, I won't help you, and we're done.

->Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of [[ThoseWackyNazis National Socialism]], at least it's an ethos!

->He was supposed to get this package! Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!

->[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rapists.]] For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.

->This is the moment to be practical, until such time as Germany can afford your philosophy — which is what? Hound them, impoverish, exploit them, imprison them, just do not ''kill'' them and you are God's noblest of men? [[DeconstructedTrope I find that… truly remarkable]].

->'''[[TheDon Sal Maroni]]:''' This craziness, it's too much.
->'''[[TheCommissionerGordon Commissioner Gordon]]:''' You should have thought about that before you let [[ComicBook/TheJoker the clown]] out of the box.
-> '''Sal Maroni:''' You want him? I can tell you where he’ll be this afternoon.

->You don't kill people you don't know! That's a rule!

-->--'''Seth Gecko''' to '''Richie Gecko''', ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''

->Go home, Kate. I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard.

-->--'''Don Zaluichi''', ''Film/TheGodfather''

'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' It's not about profit, it's about [[ForTheEvulz fun]].\\

-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' to '''[[Literature/{{It}} Pennywise the Dancing Clown]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

-->-- '''Korey Coleman''' on Jo Marney, ''WebOriginal/DoubleToasted''

->'''Jake''': ...And you're okay with it?

->'''[[KillerGorilla Gorilla] Grodd]]:''' Humans must disgust you.\\

'''Darkseid:''' [[AllareEqualinDeath So you know that your death comes fairly.]]

'''Kevin:''' You have kids? That is fucking ''TERRIBLE''. [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil Let me spell it out for. Blood bonds are SLA.VE.RY. SLAVERY!]]\\

->''"Wow... there's a level of pointless violence that offends even me when it's crossed. Live and learn, I guess..."''

->'''Lois:''' Aw, man, can you ''IMAGINE'' the disaster she's gonna walk out her with?! She has no idea how hard it is to cook!

->'''Rex III:''' But grandfather, it was his ''pet.''[[note]] After saving Abner from being eaten by the Redcoats [[/note]]

'''Response:''' "Readers, [[KickTheSonOfABitch the person who made this request is no longer breathing]]."

->''"Using that little girl as a [[HumanShield shield]]...'' '''''THIS IS LOW, EVEN FOR YOU!'''"''

->"''The Guild of Assassins had a code of honour as well as rules; it was an odd code, carefully constructed to fit their needs, but it was a code nonetheless. [[NeverHurtAnInnocent You didn't kill the unprotected]], [[NiceToTheWaiter or servants]], you did it up close, and [[IGaveMyWord you kept your word]]. This was appalling.''"

->''There is nothing wrong with good, clean bloodlust. There is certainly nothing wrong with wanting to go out and bend all opposition to your iron rule. [[ProudWarriorRace On such things, all Sontaran culture is based.]] However, we simply wish to kill our enemies, bury their women and children, and raze their cities to the ground. This is simply what honour and our own superiority demands.''\\
''[[ScaryDogmaticAliens There is something sick at the heart of the Daleks.]] Hate has squeezed the honour out of them. Hate has infected them, infested them. The hate we feel for our ancestral enemies, the Rutans, is but a shadow of what these ancient and terrible creatures feel for anything that is not a Dalek.''

->''"I'm not a "crazed gunman," Dad, I'm an ''[[InsistentTerminology assassin!]]'' ...Well the difference bein' one is [[ProfessionalKiller a job]] and the other's [[AxCrazy mental sickness]]!"''

->'''Duvalie:''' You seem to have greatly miscontrued my reason for being here. The mission assigned to me was to watch this fortress fall. No one ever said anything about protecting ''you''.\\

'''Duvalie:''' Very much so. Those were [[spoiler:Duke Cayenne and Lord Rufus']] orders, you see. Besides, my lord would never forgive [[MoralEventHorizon the odious crimes you have committed]]... and quite frankly, neither can I. You should be weeping with gratitude I haven't [[PayEvilUntoEvil taken my sword to you myself]].

->''"Even to other vampires, Divia is evil like whoa. [=LaCroix=] is [[BringMyBrownPants messing his pants over this one]]... She frames [=LaCroix=] for a murder just to dick with him, which is rude considering all of the ''real'' murders he's committed. Divia was created by one of the first of their kind: she killed him and entombed him for trying to control her. [=LaCroix=] saw an evil in her that frightened even him. So he decapitated ''and'' entombed her. It's supremely creepy when she starts [[VillainousIncest hitting on her dad]]. I guess incest was the final straw for him."''

->"[A]t one point, Our Hero, the tyrannical king of France, is negotiating a pair of arranged marriages that will greatly strengthen his position and that of the nation. Their mother protests, but he ignores her complaints... until she makes clear that her issue is that her daughters just don't fancy the guys the king has lined up for them, at which point he folds. Because sure, he's a brutal tyrant ([[{{Narrator}} Commynes]] himself is locked in an iron box for a couple of years), and sure, he's desparate for these marriages to happen in order to, in effect, steal their mother's kingdom, but come on, he's not ''forced marriage'' bad. He'll occasionally burn random peasants alive in their houses, but he'd never think of putting a woman at the mercy of a man she's not interested in!"

->'''Vegeta:''' ...alright, well what about the small one? Is it because he's purple?\\
'''Thirteen:''' Okay, ''racist'', if you must know... ''(Fifteen is seen swigging from a liquor bottle)'' it's cuz he's got a drinking problem.\\

'''Maleficent:''' And what about all those innocent bystanders you turned into coathangers and shit?\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''

->Gerald Robotnik was a true genius and my hero, but did he really want to destroy the world?
-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''

->"That can't be! [My grandfather] betrayed his own people [[ForScience for research]]?! For [[AliensAreBastards Black Doom]]?!"
-->--'''Dr. Eggman''', ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''

->''"I don't want him in hell! It's not fair to my other guests!"
-->-- '''''The Devil''''' on Richard Nixon, ''WesternAnimation/GodTheDevilAndBob''

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS9E13TradingPlaces "Trading Places?"]]'''

'''Plankton''': What? It's just an ordinary Krabby— [[[http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh234/Dougalism/OHMYGOODNESS.jpg Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items]]] Oh, my goodness! Squidward!

'''Belos:''' No, I was talking-- Hmm... Well, actually... Hmm... Oh, you're close. Oh, you're ''very'' close. Like... Wow, you're quite the sack of sh*t.

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid Ursula]]:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Wow, a child wouldn't let a complete stranger inside their castle.]] No yeah, HE'S definitely the bad guy.\\

->''"And suddenly, I'm at the entrance to [[FinalBoss the Champion]]. [[ThatOneBoss/{{Pokemon}} The trainer who's been known to crush dreams in a single battle]], and many ''still'' fear to this day. I took a deep breath. Things are going surprisingly well. And I don't know how to feel about it. But I looked up... And there she was. At this moment, I have only one last objective: Defeat Cynthia. She leads with Spiritomb, which has no weaknesses, so I sent out Turt to hit it as hard as possible. Flakes takes out her Togekiss, and then... ''her Garchomp comes out''. This is known to be one of the toughest boss Pokémon in '''the entire franchise''', and rightfully so! That thing was made by Satan himself, and I'm sure even HE fears what he has created!"''

->''"And suddenly, I'm at the entrance to [[FinalBoss the Champion]]. [[ThatOneBoss/{{Pokemon}} The trainer who's been known to crush dreams in a single battle]], and many ''still'' fear to this day. I took a deep breath. Things are going surprisingly well. And I don't know how to feel about it. But I looked up... And there she was. At this moment, I have only one last objective: Defeat Cynthia. She leads with Spiritomb, which has no weaknesses, so I sent out Turt to hit it as hard as possible. Flakes takes out her Togekiss, and then... ''her Garchomp comes out''. This is known to be one of the toughest boss Pokémon in ''''the entire franchise''', and rightfully so! That thing was made by Satan himself, and I'm sure even HE fears what he has created!"''

->''"And then, [Cynthia's] Garchomp comes out. This is known to be [[ThatOneBoss/{{Pokemon}} one of the toughest boss Pokémon]] in the ''entire franchise'', and rightfully so. That thing was made by Satan himself, and I'm sure even HE fears what he has created."''