History Quotes / DoomsdayDevice

-->-- '''[=StarkRavingMad=]''', ''LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->'''Kirk:''' Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?
->'''[=McCoy:=]''' No. [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a doctor, not a mechanic]].
->'''Kirk:''' It's a weapon built primarily as a bluff. It's never meant to be used. So strong, it could destroy both sides in a war. Something like the old H-Bomb was supposed to be. That's what I think this is. A doomsday machine that somebody used in a war uncounted years ago. [[GoneHorriblyRight They don't exist anymore]], but the machine is still destroying.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "The Doomsday Machine"

->'''Professor Farnsworth''': Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!\\
[Presses a button, revealing his arsenal of doomsday weapons.]\\
'''Professor Farnsworth:''' I suppose I could part with ''one'' and still be feared...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

->'''Dr. Strangelove''': Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, ''if you '''keep''' it a '''secret'''! Why didn't you tell the world, '''eh?!!'''''
->'''Russian Ambassador Sadesky''': It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier [[SuperweaponSurprise loves surprises]].

->"A Tesla device of that magnitude could focus electro-magnetic waves of terrible consequence upon any point in the world! An organisation that controlled such power could plunge us all into a new Dark Age! They could detonate intra-global bombardment rockets on their launch pads, shut down the energy webs of our cities, devastate countries through natural disasters, make women give up their virginity in torrid orgies__"
->"So why does our government have such a weapon in the first place?"
->"Don't be impertinent, Proton!"

-->--''Literature/{{Angelmaker}}''

->I've started project 'Fuck The World,' a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill all those fucking elephants.]]
-->--'''[=StarkRavingMad=]''', ''LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->'''Kirk:''' It's a weapon built primarily as a bluff. It's never meant to be used. So strong, it could destroy both sides in a war. Something like the old H-Bomb was supposed to be. That's what I think this is. A doomsday machine that somebody used in a war uncounted years ago. [[GoneHorriblyRight They don't exist anymore]], but the machine is still destroying]].

->'''Kirk:''' It's a weapon built primarily as a bluff. It's never meant to be used. So strong, it could destroy both sides in a war. Something like the old H-Bomb was supposed to be. That's what I think this is. A doomsday machine that somebody used in a war uncounted years ago. They don't exist anymore, [[GoneHorriblyRight but the machine is still destroying]].

->'''[=McCoy:=]''' No. I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.

->'''Russian Ambassador Sadesky''': It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. [[AsYouKnow As you know]], the Premier [[SuperweaponSurprise loves surprises]].

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->''Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you '''keep''' it a '''secret'''!''
-->--Dr. Strangelove, ''Film/DrStrangelove''

-->-- ''{{Futurama}}'', "Time Keeps on Slippin'"