History Quotes / DontExplainTheJoke

27th Aug '15 8:39:51 PM Adept
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'''RapCritic:''' "Solid water"? Really?\\
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'''RapCritic:''' '''WebVideo/TheRapCritic:''' "Solid water"? Really?\\
3rd Jul '15 10:06:21 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson''', ''TheLateLateShow'' from September 30, 2008
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-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson''', ''TheLateLateShow'' ''Series/TheLateLateShow'' from September 30, 2008
3rd Jun '15 5:59:45 PM nombretomado
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->'''JayZ:''' ''Cause I Kill At Will like solid water dude''\\
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->'''JayZ:''' ->'''Music/JayZ:''' ''Cause I Kill At Will like solid water dude''\\
29th Mar '15 7:11:20 PM johnnyfog
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->'''JayZ:''' ''Cause I "Kill At Will" like solid water dude''\\ '''RapCritic:''' [[IceCube Solid water]]? Really?\\
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->'''JayZ:''' ''Cause I "Kill Kill At Will" Will like solid water dude''\\ '''RapCritic:''' [[IceCube Solid water]]? "Solid water"? Really?\\
29th Mar '15 7:11:05 PM johnnyfog
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->'''JayZ:''' ''Cause I kill at will like solid water dude''\\
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->'''JayZ:''' ''Cause I kill at will "Kill At Will" like solid water dude''\\

'''Jay-Z:''' ''Ice Cube''
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'''Jay-Z:''' ''Ice Cube''''Music/IceCube!''
29th Mar '15 7:07:27 PM johnnyfog
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And the best moment of this is...the best moment is...Wrestling/MichaelCole starts to explain that, once this is all over, the [[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior Warrior]] is going into the Hall of Fame, and then he gets interrupted by Wrestling/BookerT who explains, ''"wait wait--He had a ''fake'' Intercontinental Title belt in a ''second'' potato sack! It was--in a '''''SECOND''''' potato sack!'' (laughs like a goon)''"'' Really. And in that moment--in that exact moment--you can see Michael Cole's soul die.
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And the best moment of this is...the best moment is...Wrestling/MichaelCole starts to explain that, once this is all over, the [[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior Warrior]] is going into the Hall of Fame, and then he gets interrupted by Wrestling/BookerT who explains, ''"wait wait--He had a ''fake'' Intercontinental Title belt in a ''second'' potato sack! It was--in a '''''SECOND''''' potato sack!'' (laughs like a goon)''"'' Really. And in that moment--in that exact moment--you moment--[[ThousandYardStare you can see Michael Cole's soul die.]]
29th Mar '15 7:07:03 PM johnnyfog
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And the best moment of this is...the best moment is...Wrestling/MichaelCole starts to explain that, once this is all over, the [[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior Warrior]] is going into the Hall of Fame, and then he gets interrupted by Wrestling/BookerT who explains, "Wait wait: He had a fake Intercontinental Title belt in a second potato sack! It was--in a SECOND potato sack! (laughs like a goons)" Really And in that moment--in that exact moment--you can see Michael Cole's soul die.
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And the best moment of this is...the best moment is...Wrestling/MichaelCole starts to explain that, once this is all over, the [[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior Warrior]] is going into the Hall of Fame, and then he gets interrupted by Wrestling/BookerT who explains, "Wait wait: He ''"wait wait--He had a fake ''fake'' Intercontinental Title belt in a second ''second'' potato sack! It was--in a SECOND '''''SECOND''''' potato sack! sack!'' (laughs like a goons)" Really goon)''"'' Really. And in that moment--in that exact moment--you can see Michael Cole's soul die.
29th Mar '15 7:05:56 PM johnnyfog
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->"Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."
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->"Analysing ->Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies."

->''"[[http://twoevilscientists.smackjeeves.com/comics/63520/the-unfortified-fortress-pt-23/ This joke]] is funny because the Green Devil looks like he's made of Jello, and Jello rhymes with yellow. I realized I shouldn't have to say that, but I need something to fill this space."''
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->''"[[http://twoevilscientists.->[[Wrestling/RTruth Truth]] steals the title belt [[UncleTomfoolery and he puts it in his potato sack]]. And the commentators find this hilarious. And they proceed to explain to us that R-Truth put the belt in the potato sack. --Which R-Truth has. And he starts to escape through the crowd with the potato sack with has the Intercontinental Title belt in it. And Wrestling/WadeBarrett goes after R-Truth (who has the Intercontinental Title belt in a potato sack, the commentators explain to us), and he demands the potato sack from R-Truth which has the title belt. And so R-Truth goes, "okay!", and he hands over the potato sack (which has the title belt (in the potato sack, the commentators explain to us again), and R-Truth runs away. And then Barret opens up the potato sack with the Intercontinental Title belt in it that R-Truth stole, but it's not the Intercontinental Title belt; it's a ''fake'' Intercontinental Title belt that was in a ''different'' potato sack that R-Truth also carried the ring (the commentators explain, because it is fake). And then R-Truth holds up the real Intercontinental Title belt from the real potato sack and laughs, and it's funny. And Wade Barret is left holding a fake Intercontinental Title belt from the second potato sack, because R-Truth brought a second potato sacks with a fake Intercontinental Title belt that he gave to Wade Barret instead of giving the real potato sacks with the real Intercontinental Title belt (because R-Truth still has the real one, they explain to us.)\\\ And the best moment of this is...the best moment is...Wrestling/MichaelCole starts to explain that, once this is all over, the [[Wrestling/UltimateWarrior Warrior]] is going into the Hall of Fame, and then he gets interrupted by Wrestling/BookerT who explains, "Wait wait: He had a fake Intercontinental Title belt in a second potato sack! It was--in a SECOND potato sack! (laughs like a goons)" Really And in that moment--in that exact moment--you can see Michael Cole's soul die. -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQa22mseyeU#t=760s on]] ''[[{{Wrestling/WWE}} Intercontinental Clusterfuck]]'' ->[[http://twoevilscientists.smackjeeves.com/comics/63520/the-unfortified-fortress-pt-23/ This joke]] is funny because the Green Devil looks like he's made of Jello, and Jello rhymes with yellow. I realized I shouldn't have to say that, but I need something to fill this space."''

->"It's like when you tell a joke and nobody laughs. You then explain the joke and everyone goes 'oh, that's pretty clever, I guess', but they still won't laugh because you didn't tell the joke right in the first place!"
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->"It's ->It's like when you tell a joke and nobody laughs. You then explain the joke and everyone goes 'oh, that's pretty clever, I guess', but they still won't laugh because you didn't tell the joke right in the first place!"place!

->''"It's not funny if I have to explain it."''
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->''"It's ->It's not funny if I have to explain it."''

->Then Hope pulled out a convenient megaphone. “THE JOKE IS THAT THE REBOOT SUCKS!” she said. “DO YOU GET IT NOW, EVERYONE?! DO YOU GET IT?!” -->-- ''FanFic/JusticeSocietyOfJapan'' ->"What do you mean explaining the joke ruins it? Fuck you!"
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\n->Then Hope pulled out a convenient megaphone. “THE JOKE IS THAT THE REBOOT SUCKS!” she said. “DO YOU GET IT NOW, EVERYONE?! DO YOU GET IT?!”\n-->-- ''FanFic/JusticeSocietyOfJapan''\n\n\n->"What ->What do you mean explaining the joke ruins it? Fuck you!"you!

->''"Now you and this robotic guardian can have some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks... on you! For you... ARE the snack! Ciao!"''
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->''"Now ->Now you and this robotic guardian can have some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks... on you! For you... ARE the snack! Ciao!"''Ciao!

->''"The fact that you had to explain the joke just shows how lame it was."''
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->''"The ->The fact that you had to explain the joke just shows how lame it was."''

->"If you have to explain a joke, is it really a joke?"
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->"If ->If you have to explain a joke, is it really a joke?"joke?

->"Did you ever notice [[StockShticks how men leave the toilet seat up?]] [{{beat}}] [ChirpingCrickets] ...That's the joke."
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->"Did ->Did you ever notice [[StockShticks how men leave the toilet seat up?]] [{{beat}}] [ChirpingCrickets] ...That's the joke."

->'''Grant:''' Well Gront, it took a lot of effort, but I finally got you that Red Sunset Egg, now you can finally finish that cake.\\ '''Gront:''' What Cake?\\ '''Grant:''' Th-The one you needed this egg to finish?\\ '''Gront:''' Oh, that. Yeah, I was never actually making a cake. I made the whole egg story up.\\ '''Grant:''' [[BigWhat What!?]]\\ '''Gront:''' Yup, no cake, I lied. Haha! Get it?\\
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->'''Grant:''' Well Gront, it took a lot of effort, but I finally got you that Red Sunset Egg, now you can finally finish that cake.\\ '''Gront:''' What Cake?\\ '''Grant:''' Th-The one you needed this egg to finish?\\ '''Gront:''' Oh, that. Yeah, I was never actually making a cake. I made the whole egg story up.\\ '''Grant:''' [[BigWhat What!?]]\\ '''Gront:''' ->'''Gront:''' Yup, no cake, I lied. Haha! Get it?\\

->''"If you have to say 'Get it?', you've ruined the joke."''
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->''"If ->If you have to say 'Get it?', you've ruined the joke."''
1st Mar '15 5:01:13 AM johnnyfog
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->Then Hope pulled out a convenient megaphone. “THE JOKE IS THAT THE REBOOT SUCKS!” she said. “DO YOU GET IT NOW, EVERYONE?! DO YOU GET IT?!” -->-- ''FanFic/JusticeSocietyOfJapan''
28th Jul '14 8:04:45 PM TheMightyHeptagon
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->'''Peter:''' So, are Aces high or low?\\ '''Michael Eisner:''' They go both ways.\\ '''Bill Gates:''' Ha! He said ''"They go both ways!"''\\ ''(Everyone laughs)''\\ '''Ted Turner:''' Like a bisexual!\\ '''Michael Eisner:''' Thank you, Ted. That was the joke. -->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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