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-> '''Sourpuss''': People say the [[AWorldHalfFull glass is half full]], but they don't say [[IDrankWhat of what]].
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-> '''Sourpuss''': People say the [[AWorldHalfFull glass is half full]], but they don't say [[IDrankWhat of what]].what.
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-> '''PHB''': Touche'.
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-> '''PHB''': Touche'.Touché.
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-> '''PHB''': ''[Annoyed]]'' Cabbage can't use computers.
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-> '''PHB''': ''[Annoyed]]'' ''[Annoyed]'' Cabbage can't use computers.
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-> '''Dilbert''': ''[After suffering severe injuries]''' I need a little sympathy.
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-> '''Dilbert''': ''[After suffering severe injuries]''' injuries]'' I need a little sympathy.
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-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.
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-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.two.
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-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.
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-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.
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-> '''Dilbert''': I'm a lover, not a fighter.
-> '''Dogbert''': When was the last time you did either?
-> '''Dilbert''': Are you trying to start a fight?
-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.
-> '''Dilbert''': I'm a lover, not a fighter.
-> '''Dogbert''': When was the last time you did either?
-> '''Dilbert''': Are you trying to start a fight?
-> '''Dogbert''': Its the better option of the two.
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! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''PHB''': Hey ted, there's an app for you.
-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''Asok''': What can I do to get a raise?
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-> '''Asok''': What can I do to get a raise?raise?\\
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-> Our new strategy has never worked for anyone before. That will give us the element of suprise.
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-> Our new strategy has never worked for anyone before. That will give us the element of suprise.surprise.
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-> '''PHB''': Hey Ted, there's an app for you.
-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
-> '''PHB''': Hey Ted, there's an app for you.
-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
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-> '''Frustrated Co-Worker''': ''HOW DO YOU STAY EMPLOYED?''\\
'''Wally''': Don't make me call myself a genius.
-> '''Frustrated Co-Worker''': ''HOW DO YOU STAY EMPLOYED?''\\
'''Wally''': Don't make me call myself a genius.
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-> '''Dilbert''': If I spend my time helping ted, my own projects will suffer. The only way this makes sense is if my projects are unimportant and so am I.
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-> '''Dilbert''': If I spend my time helping ted, Ted, my own projects will suffer. The only way this makes sense is if my projects are unimportant and so am I.
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! Mordac, the Denier of Information Services
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! Mordac, the Denier Preventer of Information Services
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-> '''PHB''': We're moving to a shared business model, each of you will take one piece of the leadership role.
-> '''Dilbert''': What is my piece?
-> '''PHB''': Blame.
-> '''PHB''': We're moving to a shared business model, each of you will take one piece of the leadership role.
-> '''Dilbert''': What is my piece?
-> '''PHB''': Blame.
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-> '''PHB''': Do you have the tools to do your job?
-> '''Wally''': Depends, do you consider yourself a tool?
-> '''PHB''': Do you have the tools to do your job?
-> '''Wally''': Depends, do you consider yourself a tool?
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! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''App''': ''*Sob*'' Don't fire me!
-> '''PHB''': How awesome is that?
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''PHB''': I need you to work on a highly confidential assignment. When you're done, I want you to dig a shallow grave and beat yourself to death with the shovel.
-> '''Dilbert''': Why does it feel like my entire career has been in preparation for this project?
-> '''PHB''': I need you to work on a highly confidential assignment. When you're done, I want you to dig a shallow grave and beat yourself to death with the shovel.
-> '''Dilbert''': Why does it feel like my entire career has been in preparation for this project?
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-> '''MBA''': My analysis does not support your strategy.
-> '''CEO''': My analysis says I can hire three high school dropouts to slap you till it does.
-> '''MBA''': No... please, not dropouts!
-> '''CEO''': They will kick your assumptions!
-> '''MBA''': My analysis does not support your strategy.
-> '''CEO''': My analysis says I can hire three high school dropouts to slap you till it does.
-> '''MBA''': No... please, not dropouts!
-> '''CEO''': They will kick your assumptions!
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-> '''Asok''': So, experience is a form of evil.
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-> '''Asok''': So, experience is a form of evil.evil?
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-> '''Carol''': Its only 68 degrees, why aren't you cold?
-> '''Wally''': I'm a mammal, but I don't like to brag about it.
-> '''Carol''': Its only 68 degrees, why aren't you cold?
-> '''Wally''': I'm a mammal, but I don't like to brag about it.
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-> '''Frustrated Co-Worker''': ''HOW DO YOU STAY EMPLOYED?''\\
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-> '''PHB''': Ted, your office is being moved 50 miles away.
-> '''Ted''': Gosh, I guess I could drive another 50 miles each way.
-> '''PHB''': How about a hundred?
-> '''PHB''': Ted, your office is being moved 50 miles away.
-> '''Ted''': Gosh, I guess I could drive another 50 miles each way.
-> '''PHB''': How about a hundred?
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-> '''Dilbert''': ''[After suffering severe injuries]''' I need a little sympathy.
-> '''Dogbert''': I'm so sorry your face looks like that.
-> '''Dilbert''': My face isn't injured.
-> '''Dogbert''': Well, excuse me for being thorough.
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->'''Dilbert''': My computer is broken. I need a new one.
->'''PHB''': We don't have the budget. Try doing things that don't require a computer until the next budget cycle.
->'''Dilbert''': Like churning my own butter?
->'''PHB''': You make it sound creepy.
->'''Dilbert''': My computer is broken. I need a new one.
->'''PHB''': We don't have the budget. Try doing things that don't require a computer until the next budget cycle.
->'''Dilbert''': Like churning my own butter?
->'''PHB''': You make it sound creepy.
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-> '''Asok''': What can I do to get a raise?
'''Catbert''': Try rewriting the laws of supply and demand.
-> '''Asok''': What can I do to get a raise?
'''Catbert''': Try rewriting the laws of supply and demand.
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! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''PHB''': Asok, I need an intern to test pilot our new moon shuttle.
-> '''Asok''': Wouldn't it be wiser to send a monkey on the first flight?
-> '''PHB''': No, you're thinking about the second flight.
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> '''Asok''': Wouldn't it be wiser to send a monkey on the first flight?
-> '''PHB''': No, you're thinking about the second flight.
! Carol
-> ''[To PHB]'' Would you consider speaking at my son's school on 'Career Day'? I'd do it myself, but I can't disguise the bitterness and despair that gnaw at my soul.
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-> Put your friends in private offices and your wretched slaves in cubicles.
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-> Death spirals tend to go clockwise north of the equator.
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-> Death spirals tend to go clockwise north of the equator.
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! Catbert
-> Hello, headcount.
-> Hello, headcount.
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->'''PHB''': Remember, if you are not the lead dog, the view never changes.
->'''Carol''': I am not the lead dog and I have to look at your face all day.
! Catbert
-> Hello, headcount.
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->'''Carol''': I am not the lead dog and I have to look at your face all day.
! Catbert
-> Hello, headcount.
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-> I finished my risk management study. The conclusion is that there is no risk of management.
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!!Quotes from the show
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!!Quotes from the comic strip and the TV show
